Shenkuu Surfer Neopets Song by Megax1

To the tune of Miley Cyris — Start All Over.

I have to won­der if this wave’s too big to ride
Com­mit or not com­mit in such a crazy tide
It’s sooner than I thought but the gnorbu came out.
I’ve lost con­trol and there’s no doubt
I’m gonna press reset!

Shenkuu Song 500x375 Shenkuu Surfer Neopets Song by Megax1

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The Earlier Guide For Biscuit Brigade by Bret Zenther

I found that the best way to make this game work is to build a tube around the path the attack­ers take.

941 The Earlier Guide For Biscuit Brigade by Bret Zenther

Since thier logic forces them not to think ahead, they are eas­ily killed before its too late. Later in the game, its how slow you can get them while killing them off that is the trick, so adding an alter­nate slow­ing ele­ment, with rocket tow­ers works fine.

Don’t bother with any­thing other than rocket tow­ers for dis­truc­tion. Don’t bother rais­ing the heights of tow­ers for more range, its a waste and slows the response of the towers.

Build start­ing from your cookie fortress and work your way out, toward the path of advanc­ing attack­ers. Below is a view of what works well for me, and has resulted in all cook­ies saved on the hard level right to the end. Once its built, you can sit back, relax and let it play out.

The Sym­bols Are:

C = Cookie Fortress
G = Green Grease Tower
R = Rocket Tower
O = Oil Tower
P = Paint Tower
W = Water Tower

Here Is What It Looks Like When I’m Done:

R
P
R R
W G
R R
O
R CCCC
CCCC
CCCC
CCCC

It’s Not A Bad Idea To Have A Plan, So Here Is the Step-By Step Walk­though I Use To Make This:

First a tower one space away from the cor­ner, upgrade to rocket with the start­ing pieces.
R CCCC
CCCC
CCCC
CCCC

The next tower can’t be built until you have enough pieces. I rec­om­mend mak­ing it a can­non tower quickly, then upgrade it to rocket.
R
R CCCC
CCCC
CCCC
CCCC

Now build out­ward, each time exactly one up, and one more left from the pre­vi­ous, in the next layer add two tow­ers. First make them each a bag tower, then upgrade each one, one by one to oil, and green grease. It doesn’t mat­ter too much which tower first or grease or oil first, but its a pow­er­ful com­bi­na­tion.
G
R
O
R CCCC
CCCC
CCCC
CCCC

Add a layer of rocket tow­ers. I rec­om­mend first adding one tower, upgrad­ing it to rocket, then add the sec­ond one and upgrade it to rocket.
R
G
R R
O
R CCCC
CCCC
CCCC
CCCC

Now the next layer of slow­ing tow­ers. Again, start with two bags, then upgrade. Upgrade one to Green grease or oil, but I find it eas­i­est to leave them both as oil since the plan is fur­ther upgrad­ing later.
O
R
O G
R R
O
R CCCC
CCCC
CCCC
CCCC

Upgrade The Two Outer Oil Tow­ers To Water, And Paint.

P
R
W G
R R
O
R CCCC
CCCC
CCCC
CCCC

Add A Final Outer Layer Of Rocket Towers.

R
P
R R
W G
R R
O
R CCCC
CCCC
CCCC
CCCC

By wave 17 (with the fast guys), you will want to add an extra pair of inner rocket tow­ers, as some­times one or two attack­ers will barely make it though with­out them. You could skip this, and get to level 20, but you will lose cook­ies if you do.
R
P
R R
W GR
R R
O
RR CCCC
CCCC
CCCC
CCCC

Its done, if you built this, it will stand up to level 17–20 right to the end. I usu­ally never lose a cookie with this design. — Bret Zenther

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Math’s Nightmare by Burgh

Math’s night­mare is an easy way to gain the limit of 1000NP per game, and to get your daily limit of 3000NP per game for this par­tic­u­lar game very fast sim­ply do this.…as long as you are good at fig­ur­ing out the anss­wers to, maybe, the level of 3rd grade division.…and it is as sim­ple as this.

caption 1045 Math’s Nightmare by Burgh

  • Sim­ply choose 4. Divi­sion, under your choice of Step 1. Select the type of probelms:
  • Then choose Potato Counter under your choice of Step 2. Select the level of difficulty:

As you only need 676 game points to be rewarded the sum of 1000NP, you really ONLY NEED TO ACHIEVE A SCORE OF 338 because the SCORE WILL BE DOUBLED DUE TO THE CHOICES MADE IN STEPS 1 & 2 before you started play­ing the game.

This is, by far, the eas­i­est game on TNT and defi­nately the FASTEST game to achieve the max 3000NP.….GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!! — Burgh(TNT id) aka “jackch­ing­bad­abing” (pet’s name)

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Adver Video Guide by Karez Martin

Hi, I just wanted to share a lit­tle amount of infor­ma­tion which I found out recently. I love the game named Adver Video because I just have to watch a video then I will be able to get a lot of NP from it. But I hate it every­time I only get 100 NP, 200 NP, 300 NP, 400 NP or 500 NP. I only want to get 800 NP always, since 800 NP x 5 is equal to 4000 NP. Isn’t that great?

Some­times, I am too des­per­ate to get 800 NP that I even pray solemnly just for the for­tune. Still, I don’t get to be lucky always. I remem­bered one time when I got 100 NP five times. Oh gosh, that’s really unfor­tu­nate in my case.

Every­one knows that a secret doesn’t always stay as a secret for­ever. I am lucky enough to dis­cover that there is a prob­a­bil­ity to fore­see how much NP one will get even before start­ing the video.

Do you want to earn 4k a day through Adver Video? If you hate being unfor­tu­nate every­time you spin the wheel in Adver Video, I found out a use­ful way to deter­mine what amount of NP you will get from it even before you spin. In other words, you get to avoid spin­ning the wheel if you already know that you will just get 400 np and below. So, here is how to do it:

  • Play the game Adver Video.
  • Then Choose Watch A Video.
  • Before click­ing the Start Video but­ton, fol­low the illus­tra­tion and instruc­tions below:

Illustration 01 Adver Video Guide by Karez Martin

Are you able to see and deter­mine the amount of NP of the encir­cled one below? Well, it is obvi­ous that it is 800 NP. If thats the case, it’s good news for you. Now, you may con­tinue and click the Start Video but­ton and enjoy your video.

  • You know the rules, after the video, Spin the Wheel.
  • And theres the 800 NP straight to your account.

Illustration 02 Adver Video Guide by Karez Martin

I found this method use­ful espe­cially in cases like the one below:

Illustration 03 Adver Video Guide by Karez Martin

Obvi­ously, there is a prob­a­bil­ity that I will only get 500 NP from the game. Since I only want 800 NP, I just have to close the win­dow and play the game again. Unless I’m sure enough that I will get 800 NP, I won’t start the Adver­tise­ment Video.

Before end­ing this guide, I want to inform every­one that this method is only 90% effec­tive. In short, this method works in 9 out of 10 plays. I always use this method and I always get an instant 4k with­out exert­ing any effort.

I hope that this guide has been use­ful for every­one. I chose to make a guide for this game (Adver Video) because I know that many peo­ple loves this game, for it’s like it only gives out free neopoints.

Another thing, if you’re already tired of watch­ing videos since it just repeats and repeats, just mute your sound con­trol vol­ume, min­i­mize the Adver Video win­dow, and play another game while the Adver­tise­ment Video is ongo­ing. By doing this, you get to max­i­mize your time and earn NP faster.

Enjoy! — Karez Martin

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Guide For Getting NPs by GuntherMcBadass

I have included an attached copy of the Word doc­u­ment if you would rather that. Below is the guide:

350,000 NPs In Two Weeks

All over the inter­net and PinkPoogle­Toy there are guides about get­ting rich quick. They con­stantly tell peo­ple to play the stock mar­ket, sell expen­sive items (where are they get­ting these items!?), reselling com­mon items, and all this jazz that takes way too much work.

I’ve been play­ing Neopets since Year Three, though I took a seven year break and recently started up again, and I’ve noticed that the guides have never really changed. I was always sub­stan­tially wealthy, though I never played for more than an hour or two a day and many neo­friends and guild­mates won­dered pro­fusely of my “tech­niques”. In all hon­esty, I just played games. They were the rea­son I joined in the begin­ning and they are the rea­son I joined again now.

By play­ing just nine games (that I enjoy) I bank twenty-five thou­sand Neo­points in a sin­gle day. I’m no skilled gamer (as you can see by my lack of beau­ti­ful elec­tronic tro­phies), but I’m good just enough to get the 1k max­i­mum from each game I play.

Attack of the Mar­ble­men (Dif­fi­culty: 1/10):

In this game, you have to direct the evil mar­ble things into their lit­tle box by plac­ing angled tri­an­gles in front of their path. Points to Neo­points ratio is 10.35, so the score to aim for is 97 points. This is achieved around level 10.

caption 236 Guide For Getting NPs by GuntherMcBadass

The lev­els them­selves are very easy to do; at least, the first 15 or so. If you learn and mem­o­rize where the blocks go, all you have to do is run through each level, plac­ing each block where it needs to go, three sets of times. That’s 3,000.

Pter­at­tack (Dif­fi­culty 3/10):

The lit­tle bird neopet (I don’t know their names.), is fly­ing in a canyon that is filled with ptero­dactyls, which must be shot down with this bird’s abil­i­ties. The ratio is 1.03, so the score to aim for is 971.

Pterattack  500x390 Guide For Getting NPs by GuntherMcBadass

The game itself is pretty easy. Over the course of it, you are given the choice of four weapon types: a laser, green balls, a boomerang, and a fire­ball. The only two you should ever con­sider pick­ing up is either the boomerang or the fire­ball; the other two are worth­less and use­less. Gather either the boomerang or the fire­ball and get the lev­els up. The boomerang lev­els are: boomerang, two boomerangs, two stronger boomerangs, and two large, pow­er­ful boomerangs. These rock, but the bet­ter is the fire­balls: one fire­ball, two fire­balls, three fire­balls, three shock­waves. Watch you score and make another easy 3,000.

Kass Basher (Dif­fi­culty 2/10):

The object of this game is to whack a lit­tle bird-kass-thing a large enough dis­tance to col­lect the Neo­points you want. The ratio is 1.16, so shoot for 862 points.

Kass Basher2 Guide For Getting NPs by GuntherMcBadass

Other guides will tell you how to get to the bat weapon, so use them. Once you have the bat, your goal is 862 metres. This is easy to get with the bat at speeds as low as 7 metres per sec­ond. Hit it the way the guide tells you and bank it ocne you get past your goal. 3,000 more.

Chef Boyardee Saucy Shot (Dif­fi­culty 1/10):

Spon­sored game. Fly through the air and shoot the prod­ucts to col­lect the pasta. Each piece of pasta is worth 10 points in the game and you need 273 points to get your 1k Neopoints.

This game is pretty easy, as the spon­sored games usu­ally are. Col­lect points, send score, col­lect points, send score, col­lect points, send score. This puts again, 3,000 in the bank.

Zur­roball (Dif­fi­culty 2/10):

Click the ball (or Grundo) enough times and get him above the red line to score points. You need 76 points for 1,000 Neo­points. I can do this three times in less than five minutes.

Zurroball  Guide For Getting NPs by GuntherMcBadass

Grounders rock in this, so learn how to do them and use them to your advan­tage. I usu­ally do enough grounders to get me halfway to my goal then do the same thing again. It’s an easy game.

Ulti­mate Bulls­eye II (Dif­fi­culty 5/10):

I don’t like how The Neopets Team remade this game, but I can still bank from it.

Ultimate Bullseye II Guide For Getting NPs by GuntherMcBadass

It’s harder than the rest, but still easy enough to bank on. It takes some time to get good enough to get 1,000 Neo­points every time, but once you do, it’s a quick way to add 3,000 more NPs to your bank account. You need 63 points.

Two things to look for, the apple and the bal­loons. Hit the apple for twenty points and hit the bal­loons for 30+ points. They don’t always appear in the game, so your score won’t always make it up there. I usu­ally don’t send a score with less than 50 game points.

Space­rocked: (Dif­fi­culty 6/10):

This game is a lit­tle harder because it takes an algo­rith­mic approach to bank on. Shoot the rocks to try and take down the Zorg, or what­ever the weird guy’s name is, ship.

Spacerocked 500x281 Guide For Getting NPs by GuntherMcBadass

In this game, tim­ing is mostly key. I find that I can get the ship usu­ally with two boosts timed pretty close together. Aim on the full green at 45 degrees and boost twice; sim­ple enough, right? It’s not. If you are too early, you’ll fall short of the ship. If you are too late, you’ll shoot over the ship. Learn the game, then you’ll have no prob­lems. I usu­ally send around 8,000 game points if I’m not play­ing well that day.

Adver-Video (Dif­fi­culty 0/10):

Sit back and watch grainy adver­tise­ments for about 5 min­utes in total time.
I find that you get higher rolls if the pre-video marker is on a lower denom­i­na­tion of NPs.

Cell­block (Dif­fi­culty 5/10):

Play against the com­put­ers in a head-to-head con­nect five style game.

Cellblock Guide For Getting NPs by GuntherMcBadass

Fol­low the “strat­egy” and when it doesn’t work, use your wit to defeat your oppo­nent. It’s easy if you think of it as easy.

Upon my arrival back to Neopets, I banked 350,000 in less than a week by play­ing other games in addi­tion to those nine.  Some included:

  • Eliv Thade (Use an ana­gram solver)
  • Meerca Chase II
  • Destruct-O II
  • Tur­mac Roll
  • Beach Vol­ley­ball
  • Web of Vernax
  • Dice-a-Roo (cheat, look it up)
  • Other easy games

The games you play will either be fun, tol­er­a­ble, or a chore. Play the chore games first, then the tol­er­a­ble, then the fun. Play any games you want and bank big money. Take care of your­selves and have a good day. — GuntherMcBadass

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