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Neopets Comedy Archive
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100 Rejected Neopets Movie Titles
Posted on April 8, 2010 | No CommentsKorbatman Finding Flotsam Petpetpets: The First Movie The Tyrannian Village Kougrawoman The Princess Usuki Diaries Riding Grarrls Ghost Pets of the Abyss Techo Soccer Red Pteri Down Bill and Ted’s... -
Neopets News Humor by _a_tortured_me_ and spirit_of_whitewolf
Posted on April 8, 2010 | No CommentsKiko wounds all over Neopia heal and they take off their plasters only to reveal white tan marks. Neopians all over the world reveal a hidden message by the giant... -
Neopian Times Articles That Didn’t Make It
Posted on April 8, 2010 | 1 Comment1. What to do when a glitch hits – A neopians guide to coping with the regular weekend downtime 2. 101 reasons why TNT still hasn’t finished Neoschools 3. 54... -
Neopian Times Header Quotes Revealed by Xil
Posted on April 8, 2010 | No CommentsThe secrets of Neopia have always been in abundance, especially the ones which provide neither clue nor relation to the site itself, so I took the incredibly enjoyable duty of... -
Obesity: How to Avoid Being “Large and in Charge” – A Satire Regarding Obese Neopians by Christiane Pheil
Posted on April 7, 2010 | 1 CommentEvery year, Neopia grows … literally. Not only is our population increasing, the size of our pets are increasing. In 2004, over 64% of adult neopets were overweight, over 30%... -
Running a Joke Into the Ground – The Neopian Way of Life by hiddenneggs
Posted on April 8, 2010 | No CommentsChapter 1: Dung — This (*stuff*) never gets old. Chapter 2: Asparagus — More of the same (just re-read Chapter 1). Chapter 3: Snot — The other green meat. Chapter... -
The Reason For King Skarl’s Grumpiness by the_1st_mad_cow_girl
Posted on June 22, 2011 | No CommentsDo you ever wonder why King Skarl is so grumpy? The world may never know. Here is what TNT tells us: “King Skarl is not happy”. (Would you be happy... -
Top 10 Worst Things to Write in an E-mail to Frozen by ChromeFox
Posted on April 8, 2010 | No CommentsA lot of people ask me for tips in what to write in their e-mail to frozen@neopets.com to get their account unfrozen. Well, I figured it might be helpful to...