Pillsbury Toaster Strudel Bakery Guide by cozmicat

Craving something warm and sweet? Well in this game you get to toast and ice fine pastries yourself! Upon starting a new game, click on the text below either of the characters to choose them as your avatar. In this case, a techo, grundo, kacheek, and chia are available. After choosing, you will enter the factory with a cordless, shiny toaster above your head. The object of this game is to guide your character beneath the falling strudels. Once one is caught, the lights on the front of your toaster will light up one at a time. When the light hits green, you push the up arrow on your keyboard to release the warmed strudel. A package of colorful icing will magically appear in the air above the spot where you ejected the tartlet. If it hits the packet, it will plummet back down toward the ground, steaming and covered with icing! If you scramble beneath the coated strudel as it’s falling and catch it in your mouth, you will collect a few bonus points. Sounds easy, eh? The krawk cook (whom opens the refrigerator door backwards, heh), will move faster each level, causing the Pillsbury pastries to rain down hard and fast upon your neopet. Miss five and your game ends.
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A Tour of Some of Neopets’ Worlds Part 2

The Haunted Woods is a perpetual Halloween-type forest. Here lies the Brain Tree, who demands knowledge of when people died. It’s completely random and can’t be unlocked if you just type in numbers. Instead, you have to go to the other boogie-man of the Haunted Woods, the Esophager.

He demands spooky food in exchange for answers. It used to be you could only get the foods from Edna’s quest (who asks for random items to complete her spells), but now there is a food store that sells them. Of course, the Brain Tree’s quests are rarely worth the price you’ll pay. Stuck in the middle of the Haunted Woods, there is the castle of Eliv Thade (an “anagram” for Evil Death), where you must unjumble letters to produce the word needed to move around his castle.
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The Pink Poogle Toy Show 7: The Obesity Epidemic at Neopets

Kym, Emma, and Evan return with two new hosts Matthew and Adex at the helm to bring you an episode that identifies the growing problem of obesity in Neopets. We also discuss what the ugliest neopet in Neopia is, and consider the question of the Grundo and whether the species is generally evil. We once again turn our attention to the Cyrodrake’s Gaze plot and consider the coming of a new oriental themed world.