The Pink Poogle Toy Show 5: Altador Cup Prizes

Marcus, Rachel, Kym (the veterans), Evan and The Wonder Weezel (first-timers) unite to bring you the welcome-back show! We discuss Neopets mobile, Neopets premium, ponder whether blocking the advertisements will get you frozen, Altador plot prizes, the Lutari talisman, and the beginning of the Cyrodrake’s Gaze plot.

Jake and the Coconut Tree

A young Lupe named Jake sat under the comfortable shade of the palm tree outside his house. The swift, salty air warmed him as he drew pictures in the light, airy sand. As he was drawing the last little fin of a Koi, he heard an excited Blurble of his Ghoti, Leopold. Jake was supposed to sell him, but no one wanted him, except Jake.

“What is it Leo? Huh? What is it?” spoke Jake nonchalantly. Just then, a strange sight appeared on the shore: an old Aisha. He was wrapped in palm fronds, and he plopped himself right down beside Jake in the sand. He was as strange as Sloth in Faerieland!
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The Pink Poogle Toys – The Neopets Blues

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Lyrics

VERSE 1
I’m sitting on a road, a road to nowhere
All I got on me is my underwear
NeoHomes won’t let me in cause they don’t work
What’s the point of building these where are the perks?
Can’t someone reach on out and lend me a hand
I gotta live a little more, I gotta live a little more

CHORUS
I dont’ wanna give in to the Neopets blues
Can’t let me give in to the Neopets blues
So what if these soles are worn out and torn?
Cause NeoHomes anyway never ever kept me warm

VERSE 2
My damn Skeith ate my petpet what is the deal?
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