Neopian Short Stories by RuaCracker

KroniKK666 sits down with you and begins to talk, “AbiahCodestone sure has been acting awfully funny lately. Ever since she learned the black arts of Life Drain all she eats are gross foods that have bugs in them, as well as her being more and more conceited and vain with each passing day, and even more-so cruel and mean. Her entire eyes as well as her eye sockets, have turned blacker than the blackest of souls. Once she loved to hang at Coltzan’s Shrine with all of her friends, now, she hangs around the battledomes, draining victim after victim of their life seemingly non-stop. And when she is hurt, its best to watch out, cuz that is when she kicks her life draining into over-drive, so much so that she has all the frequent battlers shivering when she appears on the scene. It has even caused some to stop battling, which is everybody’s best bet. One day me and Sour_Puss_28304 and 238472961 sat down with her to have a crisis intervention about the way she was starting to act and her new changes. Well she just flew off the handle and instead of draining the life out of us, she sucked the cuteness out of us, disfiguring us and turning us into freakish mutants. I WAS a Christmas Nimmo… but now I am a Mutant Moehog who has no energy to do anything including fight back. 238472961 WAS a cute little red Acara, now, she is a Mutant Techo. At least Sour_Puss_28304 got to keep his species but he became a Mutant as well, a Mutant Chia. I am scared though, for with the physical changes of 238472961 and Sour_Puss_28304 came the mental changes as well for they both seem to enjoy their new freakish bodies and have even sided with AbiahCodestone and joined her on her crusade of chaos and terror and destruction.”
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The Pink Poogle Toys – I Got A Little Crush On Donna

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Lyrics

VERSE 1
Donna girl you are so fine
Donna I wanna make you mine oh mine
Donna where have you been all my life?
Donna girl you’re the one for me
Donna you know that we’re just meant to be
Donna where have you been all my life?

CHORUS
Oh no one else can be the one
I know this might sound kind of dumb
I don’t care what the books may say you are the birds of may
So let’s go out for some butterbeer

VERSE 2
Donna I just wanna say
Donna just want to roll you in some hay
Donna where have you been all my life?
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The Pink Poogle Toy Show 28: The Dave Takes Charge Edition

Episode 28 of The PPT Show focuses on pertinent issues such as the Snow Faerie quest and the cooking pot, Neopets 3D – a virtual world where you can walk around, Neopets merchandise and host opinion on neopoint ratios for games. Finally, the hosts talk about a brand new feature on Neopets; ratings which allow you to rate other people’s pets. Joining us today is Dave from Colorado, Siobhan from Canada, Jonny from Holland and Meepitman who says he’s from Mars.

The Pink Poogle Toy Show 45: The Before “The Return of Dr. Sloth” Plot Edition

In this episode of The PPT Show, Kym, Lee and Laura highlight the new Neopets game Hot Dog Hero and give their best shot at becoming professional Hot Dog Hero players, and discuss the upcoming Neopets plot – “The Return of Dr. Sloth”. (Be mindful that this episode was recorded a few days before the plot was released.) They also give an update on the Neopets game Advert Attack and discuss the new Neopets Customization Mall items.

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Kym has a go at Hot Dog Hero.

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Kym goes a bit mental with Hot Dog Hero.

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Kym draws what he thinks Flovering Fitzgerald looks like.

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Kym proudly shows off the candy he is eating whilst recording the show.