Memoirs of a Veteran Neopian by Aqua_Squee

I am not the oldest Neopian, not the newest, but nowadays I suppose Id be considered a veteran. Not one of those cranky ones who are protective over every single point they earn. I have a modest amount and some modest pets.

You see, I have seen a lot of the troubles of Neopets, and fallen victim to quite a few myself. I am, admittedly, gullible. Scams, cheats, and hacks, you name it, I probably have fallen to it. Then there are the stupid things Ive done.

Those fake log-in pages First ones I fell for. Got an e-mail from an AOL account that did not exist, saying they wanted to give me a Starry Paint Brush. That was in my second month on Neopets, and I wanted to paint my Kiko. So, naturally, I went and made a trade offer without a second thought. Boom. Ten minutes later, I went to check if Id gotten the paint brush, and my account was frozen. That quick. I made another account and worked on getting my first unfrozen.
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How to Fool the Soup Faerie by bigboyohler

OK, everyone should already know that if you have less than 2,000 np you can feed your pets for free at the Soup Kitchen located at The Neopian Marketplace. I found a way to trick the Soup Faerie so you can get free food no matter how many np you have. You must have two accounts (or a neo friend who you reallllllly trust).
Step 1 – In a different account put something up for trade at the Trading Post.
Step 2 – Go to the account with the hungry Neopets. Make sure to collect your interest on the money you have in your bank account, then withdrawl it all.
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Neopets Etiquette – How to be regarded as a ‘classy’ Neopian by snapper_

Neopets Etiquette – How to be regarded as a ‘classy’ Neopian
Written by snapper_

You open your neomail to find someone saying “I got hacked and now have 0 nps, you look rich can you please buy me a paint brush?” or something similar. This is what you call a beggar and is regarded as poor neopian etiquette.

Neopian Etiquette comes in many different forms, on the trading post for instance if you ask for 1np on a Baby paint brush and don’t accept it, this is considered poor etiquette. Sometimes people go out of their way to find the item you are looking for on your wish list and if you don’t accept it this can be considered quite rude and nasty.
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Grand Neopian Neolodge by Hababo Olana

Have you ever been tired of taking care of your neopets? Are you leaving for a vacation and, unlike me, don’t want your neopets to starve to death? Well that’s absolutely wonderful because this is an ad for Neopia’s very own Grand Neopian Lodge. It doesn’t matter if you’re poor, rich or just a cheap penny pincher we can always make space for you (as long as your willing to pay that is). I must admit that this ad is not actually endorsed by the Neolodge. But after years of tedious study on the subject, I do not see how anyone can not accept everything written here for what it is, the truth. With the assistance of the wonderful Neopets help site, PPT, it is my duty to tell everyone who cares all I know of Neopia’s one and only Grand Neopian Neolodge.
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Neggsweeper Guide by evening_star89

One of the easiest games in Neopian history had been completely passed over. Many people have heard of this game, but don’t know how good it is for their bank account. The name? NEGGSWEEPER.

Ever heard of MineSweeper? It’s a game that’s on almost every computer. Most people know how to play it. Do you know how? If yes, great. Go play NeggSweeper. It’s the EXACT SAME THING, just press Ctrl while you click for flags (to let the game know it’s a bomb). If no, keep reading, and I’ll explain.

There is a game board (I suggest you play easy) with a bunch of squares on it. Under some of the squares there are blank spaces. Those are good, well, better than bombs. When you uncover a blank space, it automatically uncovers all the other blank spaces near it. Blank spaces are the same things as having a 0 on it. I’ll explain the numbers in a second.
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