Tag: neopia

Newbies by wibidywoodchuck

As an advanced consumer of 300,000 neopoints I believe that my success comes from all the help I received as a newbie. My experienced friends and family helped me on my way to success. Now it is time for you to take actions as a newbie and help other newbies. Here are some rules i followed as a new joiner.

First of all I found that the best way to make neopoints is to sell my newbie pack items. Sell them for reasonable prices. You can find out how much your items are worth by visiting shop wizard and looking up the items. Once you have sold your items than you can save them and feed your pet at soup faerie. If you have under 2,000 neopoints than that is the best way to feed your pet.
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See no Beauty by pink_sweeti_06

In Neopia there lived an intelligent Kougra. Some people may think no better than any other, but that was not the opinion of some foolish, giggly female Kougras. This Kougras name was Heath. He often thought about his name and why his father had chosen it for him. His father had told him just before he died that it had a strong ring to it and he felt it suited heath perfectly. Every day the bouncy female Kougras showered him with fine gifts of Draiks eggs and Ukalis and fancy comments on how they would love to be his doting wife. They did this regularly as this Kougra in particular was exceptionally good-looking and he was extremely noble. His coat would glint in the mid-day sun, his teeth where pearly white and his claws were preened to perfection. Heath got tired of all this attention and affection; he just wanted to be treated normally and be able to make his own lunch and go places when he wanted to go. Heath had a secret that no one knew but himself, he was injured in a surfing accident and was now blind.
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Never Pay For Food Again

Okay, face it. Paying for your Neopet’s meals is just a big pain. First of all, the Main and Health Food Stores are rarely selling anything when you click on them. And shopkeepers having prices for some items over 1000 NP for an item as simple as a Green Apple which should be 5 NP. As for the Shop Wizard, it may be handy, but some Neopetters are broke and have pride too high to go to the Soup Faerie. I say, it’s high time you save your precious NP for something more useful, like codestones, Faeries or paintbrushes. Those may seem eons away from now but you’ll get there eventually.
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Tricks Seen (and Some Not Seen) in Other Guides For Neopoints by spawnofsloth666

Here I’m going to talk about some tricks that are obvious and some that are not to make you some np in Neopia.

1) Play games: You’ve heard it before and I’ll say it again. It’s the best way and probably fastest to making np in Neopia.

2) Invest in the stock market: Some say don’t with the 15 np/share policy but if it goes below 15 its a certainty it’ll go above again, and the Pant Devil cant swipe your investments!

3) Do your daily tasks: Tombola, Fruit Machine, Coltzan’s Shrine… You’ve heard it all before. Additionally, sell your omelettes which you can get for free in Tyrannia. You may ask, “How do I feed my pet?” and that’s when the rare trick comes in.
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Obesity: How to Avoid Being “Large and in Charge” – A Satire Regarding Obese Neopians by Christiane Pheil

Every year, Neopia grows … literally. Not only is our population increasing, the size of our pets are increasing. In 2004, over 64% of adult neopets were overweight, over 30% were obese, and 5% were at the point of no return. Being obese is defined as being 25% or more overweight based on height. The poor pets who suffer from obesity have to endure social displeasures on a daily basis such as constant insecurity and a drastically increased financial burden to themselves and the general public due to health issues related to obesity. Of course it is easy to point the blame at the victims of obesity, but in reality, a number of these unfortunate pets are victims of genetic obesity, inherited by ancestors rather than developed by a large consumption of groceries. No matter how much a pet weighs, he/she is affected by obesity in one way or another. If we separate those who are obese and allow them to live in a specific area of Neopia, it will create an opportunity to eliminate obesity and improve the overall health of this nation.
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