Why Neopets is a Good Thing For Kids by allstarangel2008

About 5 months ago my friends mom had a baby. The baby would never let me hold or take care of it. I really wanted something to take care of, something that would always be there. That is when my friend told me about Neopets.

I was so excited I went and signed up on the site right away! I love it so much! It lets me take care of something when I want to but if I ever wanted to get rid of it, I have that option. Neopets has also helped me form a sense of responsibility. I know what it is like now, to have to go out and earn money (well in this case neopoints) and it feels good. When my pet says that they enjoyed something I gave them, it made me feel good. – allstarangel2008

Up Close and Personal With Adam Powell by Shoyru_Lover

He battled ferocious storms, he braved chilling odds and he ran the whole 9 yards to bring you what we know as Neopets today. But do you really know who Adam really is? In a Pink Poogle Toy exclusive, we chased after Adam, we badgered him with relentless phone calls and we dogged his every move, until he finally gave in and gave us this up-close-and-personal interview, where we dig until there is nothing left to dig for, and we uncover astounding secrets about Adam. But if you think that’s all, just wait until you see what Adam revealed about the Neopets crew and the game history! For instance, did you know that we could have been playing Varmints? Read on and find out more wicked facts!
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What’s the Deal With Guilds by Suzii

Guilds, we’ve all been in one. But what do they really do? Sure they help you meet new people, and some offer amazing features such as:

-Adoption centers (adopt a painted pet!)
-1 np auctions (only for members!)
– Guild Malls (everything you need!)

Those are great ideas. But some aren’t going to happen. I mean, hello! Who is going to give up a painted pet? I mean, you work hard to get all this np then buy a paintbrush and paint your pet… just to give it to someone else? And there’s always a catch.

“You need to be a member for 6 months”
“You have to be an ‘active member’ ”
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The Future of Neopets by ChromeFox

In the future,

The Neopets Staff will realize the pointlessness of the Invisible paint brush and replace it with the Indistinguishable Microscopic Speck paint brush.

After Ad0 goes on another cookie-grabbing rampage that results in millions of accounts being destroyed, the Neopets Staff will respond with immediate action by politely asking him to stop.

Neopians will discover the difference between the two Evil Snowballs: one was abused as a child and is a victim of society’s insensitivity.

The sequel to NeoQuest will be released, called “NeoQuest 2: The Database is STILL Down.”

The stock market will crash, and no one will care.

The Tiki Tack Man will have been found to have been using “donations” to fund his crack buzz.
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