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The Pink Poogle Toys – Neopets Monitors Are Hot

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Lyrics

VERSE 1
Neopets monitors are hot
They are really, really, really hot
They sit at their computers all day
Just so we can all play
Neopets monitors are hot
They’re all ridiculously good lookin’
They are so fine I got a bookin’
For the accident I caused when I was lookin’
What was God thinking when he made you
No no no no no no don’t you go cause

CHORUS
I’m in love with you
I promise that I will be true
And if ever I should tell a lie
Please punish me
With a free Hidden Tower item
Cause then I’ll know that you love me too

VERSE 2
Neopets monitors are hot
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The Future of Neopets by ChromeFox

In the future,

The Neopets Staff will realize the pointlessness of the Invisible paint brush and replace it with the Indistinguishable Microscopic Speck paint brush.

After Ad0 goes on another cookie-grabbing rampage that results in millions of accounts being destroyed, the Neopets Staff will respond with immediate action by politely asking him to stop.

Neopians will discover the difference between the two Evil Snowballs: one was abused as a child and is a victim of society’s insensitivity.

The sequel to NeoQuest will be released, called “NeoQuest 2: The Database is STILL Down.”

The stock market will crash, and no one will care.

The Tiki Tack Man will have been found to have been using “donations” to fund his crack buzz.
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