Up Close and Personal With Mr. Insane by Maxximus

He’s a clear loon with a quirky sense of humour. Meet Mr. Insane, an… insane (duh!) staff member at Neopets. The programmer of popular games such as NeoQuest and NeoQuest II, Mr. Insane swears that he’s from outer space and is only living on Earth so he can implement his plan of galactic domination. Who is he really? Nobody knows, but what we do know is that he wants to create a Harry Dean Stanton neopet. To find out more, read on and discover some wickedly insane facts about Mr. Insane.

Sloth or Dark Faerie?

Sloth Clone.

Darigan or Meridell?

I’m a Kass Uni.

Number 6 or Poptart?
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The Secret to Making 2 Million Neopoints a Month by DragonDoodies

Bag of neopointsSo you’re wondering, how can I be serious? Well how do you think the neorich got neorich? It’s really quite simple. This guide will teach you how to make at least 1 million NP / month, 2 or more if you put the time in.

The first thing you need to make neopoints is… neopoints!

In addition to all the free dailies, there’s a handful of games I keep on my favorite list. I hardly play them now, but when I started up they came in handy to raise revenue.

All of these games earn quick and big NP. For more information on strategy for these games, look at the relevant guides under the game section of PPT.
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Brucey B Slots Winning Combinations

Thanks to the impeccable work of PPT people ScottNak, SnowWolf75 and shortstuffpb! Without them, this complete list of returns would not have been up as quick as it has!

Cards Returns 1 Stake 2 Stake 5 Stake 10 Stake 25 Stake
3 Bagguss 5:1 5 10 25 50 125
4 Bagguss 25:1 25 50 125 250 625
5 Bagguss 125:1 125 250 625 1,250 3,125
3 Puntec 5:1 5 10 25 50 125
4 Puntec 25:1 25 50 125 250 625
5 Puntec 125:1 125 250 625 1,250 3,125
3 Ummag 10:1 10 20 50 100 250
4 Ummag 50:1 50 100 250 500 1,250
5 Ummag 250:1 250 500 1,250 2,500 6,250
3 Tchea 10:1 10 20 50 100 250
4 Tchea 50:1 50 100 250 500 1,250
5 Tchea 250:1 250 500 1,250 2,500 6,250
2 Jack 2:1 2 4 10 20 50
3 Jack 20:1 20 40 100 200 500
4 Jack 100:1 100 200 500 1,000 2,500
5 Jack 500:1 500 1,000 2,500 5,000 12,500
2 Queen 3:1 3 6 15 30 75
3 Queen 30:1 30 60 150 300 750
4 Queen 150:1 150 300 750 1,500 3,750
5 Queen 750:1 750 1,500 3,750 7,500 18,750
2 King 5:1 5 50 25 50 125
3 King 50:1 50 100 250 500 1,250
4 King 250:1 250 500 1,250 2,500 6,250
5 King 1,250:1 1,250 2,500 6,250 12,500 31,250
2 Ace 6:1 6 12 30 60 150
3 Ace 60:1 60 120 300 600 1,500
4 Ace 300:1 300 600 1,500 3,000 7,500
5 Ace 2000:1 2,000 4,000 10,000 20,000 50,000
2 Coin 10:1 10 20 50 100 250
3 Coin 100:1 100 200 500 1,000 2,500
4 Coin 500:1 500 1,000 2,500 5,000 12,500
5 Coin Jackpot Jackpot Jackpot Jackpot Jackpot Jackpot

Play the game away from the computer

After you place a bet and set the wheel spinning, placing a heavy object, such as a book on your space bar (on your keyboard) will make the game automatically repeat the bet after the spinning stops! Definitely a better alternative when you’re going to head out and don’t want to sit at your computer playing the game.- Drake
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Neopets: Untold Journey by BloodBowler

Hi, my name is BloodBowler. Well, that is my neopets account name anyway. I’m here to tell you my experiences playing this game.

It was a long time ago when I first started playing Neopets although I remember little bits of it well. A friend of mine had recommended the site to me and I decided to give it a try. Well my first impression was good, it was a vast world waiting to be explored. Thus, I created Murphy2k2 (A blue Lupe) and set out to explore it.

I got to grips with all the basics within a few weeks, I was spending about 5 minutes a day on Neopets. I was still at school and had just enough time at my lunch break to log on to one of the computers, feed, groom and play with my pet.
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Having a Successful Time on Neopets by pink_skyline_babe

Now, I bet you’ve looked at this title and thought… HA! It’s one of those “Get rich quick” guides. You know, the ones that say play this game, play that game and you’ll win all these neopoints and live a happy neolife. Sorry you’re wrong, in fact this guide is much more interesting than that. I’m not going to tell you everything you already know about making NP’s (restocking, playing games, etc..) I’m going to help you enhance your experience on Neopets.

Now, most people think they know what to do every day to make their Neopian lives a fruitful one. I bet it goes something along the lines of this:
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