Have you ever been tired of taking care of your neopets? Are you leaving for a vacation and, unlike me, don’t want your neopets to starve to death? Well that’s absolutely wonderful because this is an ad for Neopia’s very own Grand Neopian Lodge. It doesn’t matter if you’re poor, rich or just a cheap penny pincher we can always make space for you (as long as your willing to pay that is). I must admit that this ad is not actually endorsed by the Neolodge. But after years of tedious study on the subject, I do not see how anyone can not accept everything written here for what it is, the truth. With the assistance of the wonderful Neopets help site, PPT, it is my duty to tell everyone who cares all I know of Neopia’s one and only Grand Neopian Neolodge.
The motto here at the Grand Neopian Neolodge is: We Offer the Lowest Prices In Neopia Guaranteed. This is not just a motto though; it’s a promise that we stand by strongly. You will never see a hotel with cheaper prices than ours. Although some may argue that this is because there aren’t any other hotels in this world, we try not to allow this sad truth to affect us. We have also refrained ourselves from raising our prices, causing those who thought that without a little competition our prices would skyrocket, to shut their mouths.
To begin an amazing experience, pick a room using our 5 star rating system. We have an economy hotel, luxury hotel and deluxe hotel. In other words we have rooms for the beggars, the middle class, and most important of all the folks with bundles of cash. The economy hotel rooms score 1-2 starts on our rating system, the luxury hotel rooms score 3-4 stars, and the deluxe hotel rooms score only our best rating, which is 5 stars out of 5. Our prices range from 5 NP a night at the, badly yet truthfully named, Cockroach Towers to a measly 500 NP a night at the beautiful AstroVilla.
To enhance your neopet’s enjoyment simply select some or, hopefully, all of the perks provided by the Neolodge. The essentials (the maid service, the laundry facilities, the en-suite bathroom, the pool and the sauna) are part of the many extra’s that, usually, only our rich guests are able to afford. As much as we would like to give discounts to those who are beggared, we at the Grand Neopian Neolodge do not like to pick favourites by giving a select few discounts. The best that we can do is build a cheap hotel and infest it with cockroaches, mice and rats to make it more affordable for those poor slime that we can barely call Neopians.
To finish off your registration choose the amount of days your neopet will be staying with us and we will gladly take it off your hands. We show no prejudices to your neopets despite the age, class, specie, and the type of paintbrush used on it. For more information please visit us at the Grand Neopian Neolodge located at Noepia Central. Neopia Central can be found by clicking the hamburger on the world map. – Hababo Olana