Category: Guides

Nimmo’s Pond Guide by Idiocon

Nimmos Pond is a pretty simple game, and easy to master. All it consists of is shooting at various-sized lily pads, making sure not to lose health points or paddle power, and maybe power up a little along the way.

First, your health and paddle power. Simply enough, you lose health points when you hit a lily pad, depending on its size. You lose paddle power when you move around (pressing any arrow key except down). To gain back health, just eat the red bugs (press ‘V’ to get a bug). To gain back paddle power, eat the blue bugs or just stop moving (stop pressing the keys; you can be flying across the screen and still gain paddle power).
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Hacker? Cracker? Learn the Difference by Reene

First, let’s get one thing perfectly clear: A hacker would never want your account. As a matter of fact, hackers do not want anyone’s account.

Hackers do not break into bank accounts, seek to topple the government or write the viruses that make your life miserable. They don’t speak in l33t, break into computers or vandalize websites.

Believe it or not, they aren’t interested in the slightest in doing any of these things, and get kind of insulted when people keep saying that they do.

For quite some time now there has been a great deal of confusion among Neopians (and indeed some of the Neopets Staff themselves) about what, exactly, a hacker is. I will admit that even to myself it can be a confusing topic, but my goal with this article is to clarify the difference between the words ‘hacker’ and ‘cracker’ while briefly touching on ‘scammers’ and ‘script kiddies’ since they relate to the topic at hand. For starters, let’s look at a few definitions from The Jargon File (version 4.4.7):
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Slushie Slinger Tips

The Flavour of the Sluhie Doesn’t Matter

I was playing Sluhie Slinger and I didn’t feel like getting the right flavours to the right people so I just gave them the slushie that was right across from them. As it turns out, the flavor of the slushie does not matter at all. If they ask for a green slushie and you give them a pink slushie instead, the customer does not care and you don’t lose any lives. It makes the game really easy. – by micsun

10 Steps to Neopets Richness by pokejhav

First you’ll have to play games till you get like 50k,play some good ones like destruct-o-match, meerca chase, pterattack, gadsgadsgame, and the best of them all grundosgym if you have all twenty bonus cards you can get 4k per day
Ok so you have 50k then do auctions start with small things like codestones, faeries. So if the shop wizard shows 3200np for a dark faerie make a limit for yourself in the auctions like 2900np.Then look up in the auctions genie for dark faerie and then bid for every items NO MORE THEN 2900NP.Bid on a lot of dark faeries you’ll get some but just check after some times to see if your willing to make a higher bid if anyone else bids. Once you get some items open your shop put them in and sell them for 3250np making you 350np per item. If you have like 100k also try shops what to do is this look up in the shop wizard for lets say main codestone buy like 10 of the lowest try refreshing because it can help then sell the codestones back for 100np profit or so. Normally when the most people of Singapore or U.S. are going to play they’ll sell quickly. Meanwhile if you used up all your money on auctions or on buying and reselling then play games and go exploring around neopia. I know its sound if its not going to make you rich quick but if you keep this up for like 1,5 month then you should have enough to auctions for bigger items and selling them for more profit same with codestones and faeries :if you have like 300k and your shop is size 20 buy 100 codestones or faeries sell them all for 100np profit and you have 10k profit that all in one day. Now for people who have over 250k,get yourself a full set of lab maps by auctions or shops if you have one double accidentally sell them for little profit then once you have the nine piece worth 81k put them up for trade someone is bound to bid 90k or over. My friend once made 15k by those lab maps because she got a wand of supernova which sells for 95k already and a codestone. Also go for battledome items like rainbow frost cannon (got me 10k profit)
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Gourmet Club Bowls Tips

Use a ruler

The first thing I use when playing this game is a ruler or straight edge I think you can guess why.

When you’re stuck up, festering old opponent decides to do a master shot knocking your ball away and his ball closer then use the old count_mikeula trick: Move your Cybunny up to the top or bottom of the screen (which ever is more helpful) but don’t go all the way up, this is important.

Place your ruler on the computer screen and judge you shot from there to line up with your opponents ball. Use a full power shot on it.
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