Category: Game Guides

The Possible Disappearance of Adam by luckystar

Over time Ive developed a felling that Adam who Is one of the founders of Neopets has left in the last few years or so. How can that be? Well today Ill try to explain what makes me think this.

Do you remember the whole Guildmasters’ Dinner plot that never happened? You could tell that things werent right, it kept being delayed and you could tell that tensions were high within the office. Analyse the following quote from one of the editorials from the Neopian times.

Are you ever going to finish the Guildmasters’ Dinner? – Coww_coolie_o4
I have updated the guildmaster’s dinner. Unfortunately we do not have time to finish it, it was bad timing on our part. A lot of unforeseen things happened both work and non-work related that prevented us from completing it. Now it is better for us to move on and make sure it never happens again.
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Snot Splatter Guide by amberwaves100

Edited by Kym Huynh

Snot Splatter is a new fun game on Neopets. When you burst one of the full snot bubbles, it sends snot in 4 directions (up, down, left, right), and increases each snot bubble it touches by one degree. There are 20 levels to the game which I will guide you through later. Snot bubbles come in various sizes:

  1. Non-Existent (you can make a new bubble by clicking on a blank spot once, which comes in handy on levels 2 & 3).
  2. One Dot – Extremely Tiny
  3. Second Dot – A little Bigger.
  4. Third Dot -Even still Bigger (The Perfect Size for the 2 Drops which are what you use for most levels past level #3.

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Ice-Cream Machine Guide by angelicalex1

Sadly, I mean the game, not an ice-cream machine that you can go and get free ice-cream for your neopets whenever you like. But it is a really fun game in my opinion.

First I am going to tell you how to play it

You play a chia called Adee (which you move by moving the mouse).

The aim is to move around and avoid touching the scoops that start at the bottom of the screen and disappear when the get to the top (you could try quickly playing the game so you know what I am talking about).

You start with three lives and lose one each time you touch a scoop. On each level there is a certain amount of scoops you have to avoid to proceed to the next level (which increases by 25 each time).
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Turmac Roll Guide by Freakmotee

Okay I know what your thinking, ‘Geez, that’s the easiest game ever! Why do they have a guide for that!?!’. Well it is not the easiest game in my opinion, I personally think Sophie’s Stew is , but that’s off the point of the whole guide! Okay of course we all know how to play ,but I’ll tell you anyway!

Neopet’s Way To Play Turmac Roll
You use the left, right, and up arrow keys. To move your Turmac keep your finger on the right arrow key. To jump press the up key, and press the left arrow key to slow down. Collect all the berries to get points.
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Dubloon Disaster Guide by Brian

The scoring for dubloon disaster is as follows:

  • A brown dubloon: Two points
  • A silver dubloon with pirate head: Five points
  • A silver dubloon with crossbones: Ten points
  • A silver dubloon with crescent moon: Twenty points
  • A silver dubloon: Fifty points
  • A gold dubloon with crossbones: One-hundred points
  • A silver Dubloon with gold edging: Two-hundred points

You get 600 nps per 100 points scored in the game with a maximum of 1,000 nps per game and a maximum of 3,000 nps a day.

There are two major strategies that I use. If you like, you can:

1. Blow Them Up

This strategy uses the fact that if they run into each other they go kaboom. Every time you get 2 mines, get in-between them until their really close to each other and then run off so they run into each other. This strategy works well but if you don’t have the quickest reflexes then you can die. This is also a strategy in which if you want you can go and get a bunch of points and once there are too many mines, blow them up with scallywags* This way is a little more dangerous than the other way but it’s a lot easier to get the 170 points needed for a maximum of 1,000 nps.
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