Jman’s List of Currently Known Scams in Neopia by Jman

Section 1: Extremely Obvious Scams:

I. Fake Login Pages
II. NeoMail Scams
III. Shop Scams
IV. Item Scams
V. Password Scams
VI. Staff Impersonators
VII. Program Scams

Section 2: Scary Scams

I. YOU ARE A SCAMMER!
II. Cookie Grabbers
III. Creepy Shop Scams (different)
IV. The site is crashing!
V. You have been caught by the Neopets Team

Section 3: Extremely Fake Scams

I. Ooh, you little cheat you have been reported to the Neopets Team.

Section 1: Extremely Obvious Scams

Fake Login Pages:

This is probably the oldest scam there is and it’s totally obvious. Say you want to log in to Neopets. And then you go to the login page. If the URL isn’t http://www.neopets.com ITS FAKE! If you would like to see an example of a fake login page, go to http://www.neopetz.com. Sometimes, after you enter your info and your account is bye-bye, you’ll see a message such as this, HAHAHAH I SCAMMED YOU! I say it’s extremely hilarious but I don’t want it to happen to me. ;D
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Neopets Poems

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Written by Dancingq213552126
Having a look at the PPT site,
Wondering if I shall get a fright,
Looking into the FREE neopoints,
Deciding to test my luck.

Choosing the game I should play next,
Will I win? Let’s see shall we,
Crossing my fingers,
Closing my eyes..

OH JOY, OH JOY
A faerie I have won,
From that Tombola dip,
From the Coltzan’s Shrine..

Entering my shop to sell my prize,
What a nice surprise.
How wonderful, how wonderful,
surprise, surprise

Life in Neopia

Written by princessstar.sakhzi

What with the tensions,
Of growing inflation’s,
And the fear of the tax beasts’ pensions

Life in Neopia has become very hard,
I wish someone would send me a happy holidays card,
And make this life less barred

Playing games for hours on an end,
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Missing Page (404) Easter Eggs

All your 404 are belong to us! – Classic from zero wing, famous for bad grammar.
But why is the page gone? – Pirates of the Caribbean.
I find your lack of page disturbing… – Star Wars (A New Hope).
I see dead pages! – The Sixth Sense.
I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t let you view this… – 2001: A Space Odessy.
My mother said there are no such things as 404s, but there are, aren’t there? – Aliens.
Neopia… we have a problem… – as in Houston, we have a problem.
No more pages, Dr. Jones! No more pages! – Indiana Jones.
Of all the broken links on all the websites in all the world, You had to walk into this one… – Casablanca.
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Kelp Menu Prices

The following is the price list for the Kelp restaurant. Why do we provide it? Because getting into the Kelp restaurant is very difficult and it is not always open. At least now you know what you’re getting into and how much you should be expecting to spend. A big thanks to Zero for providing us with the inside scoop!

Appetizers Main Course Dessert Cocktails
Maraquan Cream Broth
13,300 Neopoints
Filet of Beef
33,000 Neopoints
Kelps Signature Ice Cream
12,100 Neopoints
Aged Tchea Juice
8,000 Neopoints
Kelp Gazpacho
15,000 Neopoints
Spicy Radish Salad
28,400 Neopoints
Honeyed Horn Of Plenty
12,000 Neopoints
Funnydew Melon Delight
9,000 Neopoints
Ocean Delight Salad
14,700 Neopoints
Stramberry Sausages
31,200 Neopoints
Peachpa and Stramberry Shell
12,200 Neopoints
Lemwart Fizz
7,000 Neopoints
Mixed Green Salad
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