Author: Gaby

Attack of the Marblemen Guide by VPBapesta

Some Quick Statistics

  • Difficulty: Medium
  • Learning Curve: Easy

The Guide

Like undoubtedly everyone else, I have searched the Internet for fast ways to earn neopoints; finding many “Earn X neopoints in Y of minutes!”. You can find your own and I’m sure you already have. However, this guide is to compliment one of those. What I noticed was that many of these guides neglected to mention Attack of the Marblemen in their list of games to play, which was confusing to me because it was such an easy game to earn the max of 3,000 neopoints per day (in around 10 – 15 minutes) or 720 neopoints in less than 2 minutes.
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Whack-A-Staff-Member Guide by Shoyru_Lover

Like playing funny games? or just have an issue with a certain staff member who unfairly froze your account? Then this game is for you!

The second version that evolved from the ever popular Whack-A-Beast, comes Whack-A-Staff-Member, where from behind the cubicles of the Neopets office, the staff members will pop up heads up cheekily waiting to be whacked.

Straightforward as this may seem, the staff members wise up in the following levels, and the amount of time you can spend whacking them gets shorter and shorter and shorter. Therefore, a pre-planned strategy could never hurt.

In round one, you can simply aim for whacking all the staff members because they stay on long enough for you to do so. This round, also attempt to get a perfect score, as it can really boost up your final score at the finish line. Try not to hit the neopets as they are -10 points.
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Crisis Courier Guide by Anonymous

More than practice, getting high scores in Crisis Courier relies largely on previous knowledge of levels. For example level seven is a maze, and one wrong step will lead you into a dead-end. No skill involved there. So play a lot, know the levels and you’ll get far.

Here Are Some Guidelines to Follow

At the start of level one type in ‘kingaltador’ to get that extra life. If you forget, type it at the beginning or end of any level, when you have a few seconds of free flying.

You don’t need to grab everything. If it looks hard, impossible or you just don’t feel like it, don’t get it. Gold bags are only worth 5 points and Mintheuses 10, so missing a handful won’t lose you a high score.
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13 Going on 30 Solutions by Mermaid Hil

Q: If Jenna is 30 years old in 2004, in what year was she 13?
A: 1987

Q: In which film did Jennifer Garner appear with Ashton Kutcher?
A: Dude, Where’s my Car?

Q: In which film did Jennifer Garner appear with Leonardo DiCaprio?
A: Catch Me if you Can

Q: What does Jenna think of her parents when she’s 13?
A: They’re dorky

Q: What enabled Jenna to skip all those years?
A: Wishing dust

Q: What game does Jenna play at her 13th birthday party when everyone deserts her?
A: Seven Minutes in Heaven

Q: What is appropriate attire for a magazine editor while at work?
A: A suit

Q:What street does Jenna live on in 2004?
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Ice-Cream Machine Guide by angelicalex1

Sadly, I mean the game, not an ice-cream machine that you can go and get free ice-cream for your neopets whenever you like. But it is a really fun game in my opinion.

First I am going to tell you how to play it

You play a chia called Adee (which you move by moving the mouse).

The aim is to move around and avoid touching the scoops that start at the bottom of the screen and disappear when the get to the top (you could try quickly playing the game so you know what I am talking about).

You start with three lives and lose one each time you touch a scoop. On each level there is a certain amount of scoops you have to avoid to proceed to the next level (which increases by 25 each time).
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