Memoirs of a Kadoatie by Gracekiggs

As you all know, I am a Kadoatie. Yes, I am one of those cat-like animals that people dote on just to get dumb sparkly trophies or shiny avatars. I am not really loved, except for the day my life began!

Squeals, pokes, screams, laughter, resonated throughout the room the day I was bought. “How cute is he!!” blurted out from my foster mom. Rhythmic noises soothed me while I was glared at. I was only given attention to until I was assigned to this giant creature. As I listened, I learned more and more. When I was 30 days old, I found out that the creature’s foster mom was a human, that the being was a Chia, I learned how to talk and understand mouth motions and sounds, and how to survive off of what little we were fed.
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