Double Agent Noob

This is a story about Adobe Photoshop, a scammer with remorse and asparagus.

First, let me introduce myself: for obvious reasons I will not post my real username here, but among newbies (both the unknowing-but-willing-to-learn and the Ill-do-anything-if-you-give-me-something-shiny kind) Im known as Double Agent no0b, the Hacker with a Heart, the Undercover Scammer, or 007-Neowell, you get the idea. (To be honest, no one calls me that. Most of my victims tend to call meehma certain four-letter word which I shall not post here. Still, I prefer to be called the Undercover Scammer because A: it sounds cool and B: you KNOW it sounds cool).
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