Running a Joke Into the Ground – The Neopian Way of Life by hiddenneggs

Chapter 1: Dung — This (*stuff*) never gets old.
Chapter 2: Asparagus — More of the same (just re-read Chapter 1).
Chapter 3: Snot — The other green meat.
Chapter 4: Invisible — Bet you didn’t see that one coming.
Chapter 5: Day 13 — The calendar giveth, the Pant Devil taketh away.
Chapter 6: Assigning Blame
— This was going to be a great chapter, but the garden gnomes caught Neoflu, and Dr. Sloth turned the word processor’s clockwork into sludge, and the rest of us were busy playing a tournament and meeting merchandise contracts and… here, beat up this Pteri, if we remember to tell you how.

Bonus Chapter: — Don’t worry, we’ll get Chapter 6 to you soon, and it will be uber-cool!
Chapter 7: -Blocked- — A world made of jelly? I suppose next you’ll tell us you go there daily for free food and can buy things there and play a game and…
Chapter 8: Guess What? — One of the possibilities in the poll for how the pet should look is a joke, tee-hee, can you tell which one?
Chapter 9: We’ll Give You a Hint — It’s the one we pretend is winning, tee-hee.
Chapter 10: Vomit — The next big color makes a splash. – hiddenneggs

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