NeoWardrobe Solutions by Marta Green

The Aisha

1) Super Model:
-stylish eyewear with uv protection
-a peach hat, very chic
-the latest in designer knitwear
-trousers: hot off the catwalk

2) Snowboarder:
-a woolly ski hat
-looks like the wheels fell off your skateboard, oh it’s a snowboard
-wrap up warm with this scarf
-ski goggles

3) Cheesemarket Employee:
-a crisp freshly ironed shirt
-keep your clothes clean with an apron
-a cheesemarket employee cap

4) Pirate:
-pirate hat with traditional skull and crossbones design
-cutlass
-gold earings
-an eye patch, no self respecting pirate would be seen without one

5) Cyborg Aisha:
-cyborg Aisha head fitted with the night vision upgrade
-ears with advanced sound filtering capabilites
-robotic tail with satellite dish
-ai303. the result of years of cybernetics research

The Scorchio!

1) Knight:
-a suit of armour custom fitted for Scorchio’s
-a knights helmet forged from the finest metals
-sword (very sharp so watch your fingers)
-flame resistant shield

2) Space Guy:
-blue suede shoes (of course)
-black trousers
-a juicy cheeseburger, mmmm fattening…
-silk shirt
-a spectacular quiff

3) Mad Scientist:
-lab coat with various chemical stains
-this is what happens when you work for a week without sleep
-hair, looks like it hasn’t been near a brush recently

4) Football Player:
-football bottoms
-a football helmet
-a football shirt (fully padded)
-a football

The Blumaroo

1) News Reporter:
-microphone
-smart jacket (dry clean only)
-white shirt
-leather shoes
-tie

2) Witch:
-witches hat
-a mysterious black Aisha
-broom stick (turbo model)

3) Hawaiian:
-a flower for your hair
-a flower garland
-grass skirt

4) Desert Traveller:
-stylish hat with cork accessories
-enjoy burnt food anywhere with a portable barbeque
-these boots are made for walking…
-keep cool in the summer with this safari suit

5) Artist:
-striped jumper
-beret
-palette with paints
-a well groomed moustache

The Kacheek

1) Rich Lady:
-an elegant hat
-protect yourself form the sum with a parasol
-dress with flower pattern

2) Scotsman:
-bagpipes
– a bushy ginger beard
-no it’s not a dress, it’s a kilt
-a tartan cap

3) Hippie:
-a rainbow coloured bobble hat
-a ‘well worn’ woollen cardigan
-improve your outlook on life with these rose tinted glasses
-sandals, perfect for summer

4) Gentleman:
-a long flowing black cape
-a walking cane
-twisty moustache and sinister glowing eyes
-smart bowler hat

5) Tennis Player:
-bright white tennis shorts
-a stylish and practical headband
-tennis racket
-cotton tennis shirt

The Chia

1) Runner:
-not just a fashion accessory, you can run in them too
-running vest
-sports watch with mp3 player
-running shorts

2) Disco Dancer:
-chest wig. Made from genuine JubJub hair
-tight leather trousers
-wear these cool shades anywhere, even at night
-make an impression by wearing this fine medallion
-colourful shirt: 100% man made fibers

3) Space Adventurer:
-space helmet, essential for all space Chia’s
-it’s what all space adventurers are wearing this season
-jetpack control box

4) Rock Star:
-guitar with green fur design
-avoid eye-contect with these extra dark shades
-be warned: all that dye can leave your hair brittle

5) Skater:
-phat pants (x-large)
-hooded top with sewn in elbow pads
-it’s a board with wheels. yep, it’s definitely a skateboard
-BIG! skate shoes

The JubJub!

1) Snowman:
-keep a snowman warm with a scarf (I hope he doesn’t melt)
-two lumps for coal for eyes and a carrot for a nose
-this looks like somebody I know (groan)
-a giant snowball. perfect to make a snowman’s head

2) Jack-O-Lantern:
-the top of a pumpkin, I wonder if anyone eat the rest of it?
-a halloween pumpkin
-a flickering candle

3) Sailor:
-wrap around shades
-shoes in special JubJub size
-wrap around hat

4) DJ:
-you can’t mix without a set of headphones
-glasses with useful light attachment
-a set of decks and a mixer – wal_marta@hotmail.com