Neopian Times Articles That Didn’t Make It

1. What to do when a glitch hits – A neopians guide to coping with the regular weekend downtime
2. 101 reasons why TNT still hasn’t finished Neoschools
3. 54 Reasons why Asparagus should be wiped off the face of the earth
4. Neopets: A hobby or a curse?
5. 10 steps to leaving Neopets and never returning
6. Move over Dr Sloth! TCG is all the rage!
7. 100 excuses for Neopets being down
8. 1000 ways to get frozen (not that you need a guide to get frozen)
9. 101 reasons why this won’t be in NT
10. 101 reasons why Neopia is flat
11. 100 reasons why Neopets wont admit to Jelly World (coz it was Adam’s idea…)

12. Ten Other virtual pet sites for you to defect to When you’re fed up with Neopets
13. Hey, that looks familiar: The games Neopets has ripped off and where to find them
14. Curious Mynci and the electrical outlet
15. Where do baby neopets come from?
16. Baby Chia was so naughty her mum stopped loving her
17. 101 Ways to abuse the request forms
18. Fantastic cheat programs and Where to find them
19. ‘I’m 11 and pregnant’ and Other fun things to say on the Neoboards
20. Sloth and Jhudora: Forbidden romance
21. Submersive advertising: New age brainwashing
22. Count Von Roo and the mysterious underwear
23. Hookin’ up on Neopets: An in-depth guide to finding your soul mate
24. The freezing system is corrupt!
25. TNT’s lies throughout the ages
26. 101 ways to misuse asparagus
27. 101 ways to abuse your powers
28. 5 catch-all reasons why we’ll say you were frozen, and 1001 ridiculously unfair reasons why you actually were frozen
29. Pretending to be Neostaff: How to do it convincingly
30. Buying all your plushies on eBay: How to avoid giving Neopets any money
31. 250 interesting ways to get round the neoboard filters while still getting your obscene message across
32. Real-life names and addresses of Neostaff
33. Top ten reasons to avoid the message boards
34. Scamming 101
35. How to annoy ‘popular’ neopian players!
36. How to say TNT is dumb in 10 new languages
37. Guide on Waiting for Neoschools
38. Why Adam denies his own creation – Jelly World
39. How to annoy TNT into releasing neoschools
40. The art of making chain letters
41. The evils of sponsors, a neopian’s manifesto
42. The new member guide for 1337!
43. How to creat speling mistakse on porpuse!
44. The ultimate guide for abusing gliches!
45. 99 good excuses for getting your fairly frozen account unfrozen!
46. 201 different ways to spell PLeEZ
47. How to beg without looking like begging
48. TNT’s list Of cool places and where not to find them
49. How to take advantage Of glitches without getting caught
50. Site seeing at Kiko Lake
51. 25 of the hottest new chain letters!
52. The trading post: How to make a bottle of sand look like a rod of supernova!
53. 100 of Neopia’s most eligible bachelors!
54. The shocking truth behind the happy negg – Not all filled with sunshine and rainbows
55. How to perfectly sculpt a dung petpet in real life
56. The horribly drawn darigan Poogle: Myth, mistake or misunderstood
57. A day at TNT HQ – What the NeoCam DOESN’T want you to see
58. How to make cheat programs and autobuyers
59. When Adam’s cat took over his job
60. H0w 2 chatsp3@kz
61. Game programming 101: How to ignore bug and glitches in old games while making more sponsor knock-offs
62. Be like TNT part 1: Ignore what your users want!
63. Be like TNT Part 2: Play card games instead of getting rid of the red Pteri
64. From aderverator to aviator: 4032 different ways to spell avatar
65. 88 ways to pown Majal_Kita with a new member pet
66. Food is for wimps: How to build your pet’s character through hunger
67. They’re just pixels, you big dumb crybaby