Welcome to GNN, here to bring you todays news all around Neopia. In the headlines are; Scorchio Madness: The cause of the Global Warming ? Grundos: Are they more then just weak, little and stupid pets ? The Turmaculus: The magical petpet digester ? Lord Darigan: The new form of the Mutated Korbats ? Evil Sidney: Which tragic childhood is behind this poor boy ?
Welcome to Global Neopets News, where the news is brought worldwide. And your newsreader of tonight is Squill, the Meerca.
Hello, fellow Neopians. Maraqua, the destroyed city under water, is in great terror. In the old days Maraqua was a beautiful city, until the debts became to much and the city got smashed. After a long time there was finally some life again in Maraqua… But not pets, no no… A big huge slimy Slugawoo had inhabited Maraqua. Not very interesting you would say, but then there WAS a sudden discovery.
The discovery of a statue, some say its the gray faerie and other say its something else. But who cares, I get paid to bring you the news and no theories. But now the interesting and rare inhabited Maraqua changed in to terror… Yes, finally it is inhabited by normal pets, well, not normally. There is just one minor thing… The Neopets have tentacles and other weird misshapes. And how did it happen ? Because of a freaking radioactive hole in the bottom ! Well… thats just great ! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD ??? The people thought, why would it hurt to have a huge, dumb, slimy snake in Maraqua ? Well well… Boohoo to you ! You were all warned, and who wasnt can just zap away !! BOOHOO !!! Now, in other news. The all famous Tombola stand got robbed by 2 badly dressed Chias. Ugh, today’s burglars… Sometimes they even try to wear OH YE Indeed A great shock for the Neopian Community. And for this sad occasion we could find the Tombola Owner and could fancy a interview live with him now. Over to you Frank !
-Frank: Yes Squill, thank you very much. I am Frank the shoyru, live from the place where it all happened. Welcome Mr…
-Tombola Keeper: Tombola Keeper.
-Frank: Mmm… Right. Okay Mr. Tombola Keeper, do you mind if I call you Tom ?
-Tombola Keeper: Yes.
-Frank: Okay, Tom it is. So, how did it all happen ?
-Tom: Well Frank, I was standing here and suddenly I got robbed by two badly dressed Chias.
-Frank: Yes… We knew that already, Tom. But, how did it all happen ?
-Tom: Well, those two badly dressed Chias came and took everything.
-Frank: Just like that ?
-Tom: Yes
-Frank: Right, and where were you ?
-Tom: When ?
-Frank: At the time of the accident…
-Tom: Wich accident ?
-Frank: For Petes sake ! The robbery !!
-Tom: Ow… I was behind the stand.
-Frank: So you saw it happen ?? You just led it happen ?
-Tom: Yes.
-Frank: Ugh… And could you identify the bandits ?
-Tom: Wich bandits ?
-Frank: GRRR… The bandits that stole everything… STOLE YOUR ITEMS, remember ?!
-Tom: Ow ye… Mmm… They were badly dressed Chias…
-Frank: OMG ! Yes, we know !!! But did they have anything special ?
-Tom: They were two badly dressed Chias.
-Frank: AAAAAAARGH !!!! I am going to throw this micro against your empty head !
-Tom: What ? … auch, I feel something against my head…
– Thank you Frank for this ratter… exclusive interview… Thank you very much, ladies and gentleman. This was tonight’s GNN worldwide to you ! I hope you will watch next time, and if you dont… Well, we will be sure to drop in 🙂 – Gladius_Latronum
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