A big thanks to Ali for providing us with this list!
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A miss is as good as a mister
A chia who is a mocker dances without a tamborine
A chia who is a mocker dances without a tambourine
A buzz will never sting you
A kyrii will get very upset if its hair gets messed up
A journey of a million miles begins on the marketplace map
A scorchio is a good storyteller if it can make a Skeith listen
A neopoint saved is a neopoint not enough
A tuskaninny named colin lives on terror mountain
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If a pteri and lenny were to race neither would win
If at first you do not succeed play the ice caves puzzle again
It is always better to give than to receive
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie
If you go too slow try to keep your worms in a tin
Do not be greedy and buy every single food item from the shops
An air of mystery surrounds the acara
If you see a man riding a wooden stick ask him why
Do not try to talk to a shy peophin
Do not open a shop if you cannot smile
If you want to have lots of adventures then adopt a wocky
Do not wake the snowager unless you want to be eaten
If you live with lupes you will learn to howl
Do not speak of an elephante if there is no tree nearby
Do not bathe if there is no water
By all means make neofriends with peophins but learn to swim first
By all means trust in neopia but tie your camel first
Do not think there are no jetsams if the water is calm
Be sure to visit the Neggery for some great magical neggs
Be nice to Shoyrus or else
No news is impossible
To know and to act are one and the same
An iron rod bends while it is hot
An idle mind is the best way to relax
If your totem is made of wax do not walk in the sun
If your hedge needs trimming call a chomby
Oh where is the tooth faerie when you need her
Dr Death is the keeper of disowned neopets
We never know the worth of items till the wishing well is dry
Dr Frank Sloth is green
Mr black makes the best shopkeeper
It makes total sense to have a dung carpet in your dung neohome
3:
Ask a lot of questions but only take what is offered
Put all of your neopoints on poogle number two
The pen is mightier than the pencil
Eat all day at the giant omelette but do not be greedy
Yes boy ice cream sell out all of their shows
Why beg for stuff when you can make money at the wheel of excitement
You can lead a kau to water but you cannot make it drink
The big spender is an international jet setter
The meat of a sporkle is bitter and inedible
The lair of the beast is cold and dark inside
You know you can create a free homepage for your pet
You know the soup kitchen is a great place to go
You know you should never talk to Bruce even when his mouth is full
The best thing to spend on your neopet is time
The wise aisha has long ears and a short tongue
The Snow Faerie Quest is for those that can brave the cold
The techo is a tree acrobat
The pound is not the place to keep streaky bacon
The Bruce is from Snowy Valley High School
The wheel of mediocrity is officially the most second rate game around
The bluna was first sighted under the ice caps of tyrannia
All roads lead to neopia
Pet rocks make the most playful of petpets
The beast that lives in the tyrannian mountains welcomes all visitors with a sharp smile
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Get three times the taste with the triple dog
The Alien Aisha Vending Machine serves great good
Let every zafara take care of it’s own tail
The tatsu population was almost reduced to extinction
The meerca is super fast making it difficult to catch
The beader has a beaming smile
You should try to raise your hit points
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on
You cannot wake a Bruce who is pretending to be asleep
You really have to be well trained if you want to own a wild reptillior
The sunken city of Maraqua has some great hidden treasures
The Grarrl will roar and ten eggs will hatch into baby grarrls
The hidden tower is for big spenders only
You cannot teach an old grarrl mathematics
The advent calendar is only open in December
The whisper of an acara can be heard farther than the roar of a wocky
The Cybunny is the fastest neopet ever
The barking of Lupes does not hurt the clouds
All neopets can find a job at the employment agency
Fly around the canyons of tyrannia shooting the evil pterodactyls and grarrls
The library faerie tends to the crossword puzzle
The healing springs mends your wounds after battle
The Neopian Hospital will help get your pet on the road to recovery
The Neopedia is a good place to start your Neopian Adventures
You probably do not want to know what that odor is
Koi invented the robotic fish
The Snowager sleeps most of its life
The tyrannian jungle is full of thick muddle and mash
The tyrannian volcano is the hottest place in neopia
The battledome is near but the way is icy
The kindhearted faerie queen rules faerieland with a big smile
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When an Elephante is in trouble even a Nimmo will kick him
Only ask of the Queen Faerie what you really need
Look out for the moehog transmogrification potion lurking around
Have you told your friends about the greatest site on earth
Give the wheel of excitement a spin or two or three
Bang and smash your way to the top in the bumper cars game
When the blind lead the blind get out of the way
With the right training Tuskaninnies can become quite fearsome fighters
Only mad gelerts and englishmen go out in the noonday sun
Mika and Carassa Want You To Buy Their Junk
Have you trained your pet for the Battledome
Your pet deserves a nice stay at the neolodge
Kaus love to sing although they only know a single note
Take your pet to tyrammet for a fabulous time
Keep your pet company with a neopet pet
Only real card sharks play cheat
Unis just love looking at their reflection
Most Wild Kikos Swim in Kiko Lake
Love your neopet but do not hug it too much
Keep your broken toys clean
When there is smoke there is pollution
Some neggs will bring you big neopoints
Some neggs will bring you big disappointment
When eating a radioactive negg remember the pet who planted it
Your neopet will need a mint after eating a chili cheese dog with onions
Chia bombers are mud slinging fools
When friends ask about the battledome say there is no tomorrow
Make certain your pet is well equipped before entering the battledome
Some neohomes are made with mud and dung and straw
Dung furniture stinks like dung
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Whack a beast and win some major points
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find doctor sloth
Moogi is a true poogle racer
Stego is a baby stegosaurus that all neopets love
There is only one ryshu and there is only one techo master
Today is your lucky day
There is nothing like a tall glass of slime potion
Store all of your Neopian trading cards in your neodeck
Count Von Roo is one of the nastier denizens of neopia
Flame the Tame is a ferocious feline fireball
Enter the lair of the beast if you dare
Catch the halter rope and it will lead you to the kau
Maybe the missing link is really missing
Chias are loveable little characters who are full of joy
Every buzz is a kau in the eyes of its mother
Dirty snow is the best way to make your battledome opponent mad
Super Glue is forever
Treat your usul well and it will be useful
Krawk have been known to be as strong as full grown neopets
Kyrii take special pride in their fur
Garon loves an endless challenging maze
Bruce could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles
Every neopet should have a job and a corndog
Great neopets are not always wise
Space slushies are just the thing on a cold winter day
Happy Gadgadsbogen Day
Never underestimate the power of streaky bacon
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Sticks n stones are like the greatest band ever
Become a BattleDome master by training on the Mystery Island
Better to be safe than meet up with a monocerous
Frolic in the snow of happy valley
Plesio is the captain of the tyrannian sea division
Grarrg is the tyrannian battle master that takes no slack
Listen to your pet or your tongue will keep you deaf
Number six is on the run
Nimmos are very spiritual beings
Faerie food is food from the heavens
Poogle five is very chubby but is lightning quick
Fuzios wear the coolest red shoes
Please wipe your feet before you enter the Scorchio den
Better late than never
Bronto bites are all the rage and they are meaty and very easy to carry
Doctor Sloth tried to mutate neopets but failed
Poogle number five always wins unless he trips over a hurdle
Mister pickles has a terrible tigersquash habit
Uggsul invites you to play a game or two of tyranu evavu
Terror Mountain is home to the infamous Ski Lodge
Faerie pancakes go great with crazy crisp tacos
Faerie poachers hang out in Faerieland with their jars wide open
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Kyruggi is the grand elder in the tyrannian town hall
Scratch my back and I will scratch yours
Carrots are so expensive these days
Meercas are to blame for all the stolen fuzzles
Jetsams are the meanest Neopets to ever swim the Neopian sea
Kougras are said to bring very good luck
Faeries are quite fond of reading
Skeiths are strong but very lazy
Magical ice weapons are from the ice cave walls
Meercas are talented pranksters that take pride in their tails
Korbats are creatures of the night
Grarrls are ferocious creatures or at least they try to be
Myncies love to hug their plushies and eat sap on a stick
Poogles look the best in frozen collars
Faeries bend down their wings to a seeker of knowledge
Myncies come from large families and eat their dinner up in the trees
Uggaroo gets tricky with his coconut shells
Poogles have extremely sharp teeth and they are cuddly
Kauvara mixes up potions like no other
Tornado rings and cement mixers are unstoppable
Jubjubs defend themselves with their deafening screech
Meercas despise red neggs
Uggaroo follows footsteps to find food for his family
Neopian inflation is a fact of life
Neopets battledome is not for the weak or sensitive
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Building a neohome is a way to build a foundation for your little pets
Tyrannia is the prehistoric kingdom miles beneath the surface of neopia
Flotsams are no longer limited edition
Chombies are shy and eat plants
Chombies hate fungus balls with a passion
Kacheeks have mastered the art of picking flowers
Everyone loves to drink a hot cup of borovan now and then
Jarbjarb likes to watch the tyrannian sunset while eating a ransaurus steak
Quiggles spend all day splashing around in the pool at the neolodge
Bouncing around on its tail the blumaroo is quite happy
Children should not be seen spanked or grounded
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Asparagus is the food of the gods
Scorchios like hot places
10:
Kacheekers is a two player game
Kikoughela is a fancy word for cough medicine
Faerieland is not for pets that are afraid of heights or fluffy clouds
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald
Snowbeasts love to attack grundos with mud snowballs
Tyrannians will eat everything and anything
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Cliffhanger is a brilliant game that will make your pet more intelligent
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Congratulations to everybody who helped defeat the evil monoceraptor