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Play This Game
(sung to Walk This Way by Aerosmith)
Written by Roll
Big neo player always playin all the games
The big NP earners like extreme potato counter and ultimate bullseye
Then you’re sure to be a gettin’ the NP
I met a cool veteran, way better than me
Oh! How good they were!
Cuz the best of of her pets were better than the best
I asked her how she got ’em and she told me a story like this!
Well, she was a newbie, just startin’ out
she was doin’ okay
singin’ “Oh boy, oh boy 100 neopoints!”
with your Kougra and your Wocky being cool
like you were king
so I took a big chance at the dice-a-roo
with a king who was ready to play
then she got a neomail from someone cool, a real good player, she said
“Hey, you need some neopoints? Well, get your dailies, spin the
wheels, do all those things, and whatever else you need to do, and then
simply
play this game, play this game
play this game, play this game
play this game, play this game
play this game, play this game
just play this game
like this!
And that’s how the story went, oh yes, I remember it perfectly
Look at me now! Look at me now!
there came three young newbies
when I noticed they was lookin’ at her
She was a real good player, can’t you tell? So she told ’em something
they missed
then her best best neofriend needed a favor, and she asked me to tell
them the story like this!
Just like this!
Well, she was a newbie, just startin’ out
she was doin’ okay
singin’ “Oh boy, oh boy 100 neopoints!”
with your Kougra and your Wocky being cool
like you were king
so I took a big chance at the dice-a-roo
with a king who was ready to play
then she got a neomail from someone cool, a real good player, she said
“Hey, you need some neopoints? Well, get your dailies, spin the
wheels, do all those things, and whatever else you need to do, and then
simply
play this game, play this game
play this game, play this game
play this game, play this game
play this game, play this game
just play this game
like this!
Neopian Idiot
(sung to American Idiot)
Written by sneasel363
Don’t wanna be a Neopian idiot.
Don’t want a guild under the new mania.
And can you see the idiot n00bs?
The subliminal mind destroy Neopia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the idiot nation.
Everything isn’t meant to be okay.
Neopoint dreams of tomorrow.
Im not the one that’s meant to follow.
For that’s enough to argue.
Well maybe I’m the stupid Neopia.
I’m not a part of a pet painter guild.
Now everybody make a stupid forum thread.
And talk along in the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the idiot nation.
Everything isn’t meant to be okay.
Neopoint dreams of tomorrow.
I’m not the one that’s meant to follow.
For that’s enough to argue.
Don’t wanna be a Neopian idiot.
One place controlled by Neostaff.
Everything is illegal they always say.
It’s calling out to idiot Neopia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the idiot nation.
Everything isn’t meant to be okay.
Neopoint dreams of tomorrow.
I’m not the one that’s meant to follow.
For that’s enough to argue.
All The Chias You Ate
(Sung to All The Things She Said)
Written by Sienna
Query: All the Chias you ate, all the Chias you ate,
You are such a pig,
You are such a pig,
You are such a pig!
All the Chias you ate, all the Chias you ate,
You are such a pig,
You are such a pig,
All the Chia’s you ate!
This is incredible!
(credible, credible, credible….)
Those Chias, those poor little things, you ate them up till the sun
begins, Those Chias, those little Chias, you stuffed them in your hungry mouth.
You ate them up, so fastly. Your belly has grown 3 feet. Those little
guys, so tasty, you had to eat them why not ME!!!!
(Why not me..)
Chorus
This is incredible (WHA WHA!) This is incredible!
ALL THE CHIA’S YOU ATE! (All the chia’s you ate….)
*Interlude of Rock Music*
Those Chia’s are in you belly, I wanted to eat them, but you got there
first. Those Chias, those little things, you ate them right in front of
me! I wanted them! Paid em with my money! I bought them! They were for
me! You should have asked, I woulda shared, but no no no, you did not care!
Chorus
This is Incredible! WAH WAH This Is INCREDIBLE!!!! (All the Chias you ate….)
C’mon Lupe, keep lookin at me! Tell me, am I crazy! DO NOT ANSWER
THAT!!! LUPEY keep starin at me! I want those Chia’s you buy them for me! YOU GO BUY THEM NOW!
Chorus…. This is Incredible! (WAH WAH) This is INCREDIBLE!!!! (All the Chias you ate)
You Mutant
(Sung to U.G.L.Y)
Written by Jamie
[C] OK! I’m a baby pet now!
[Chorus]
M.U.T.A.N.T
You ain’t got no alibi you mutant
Eh! Hey! You mutant [X4]
[C] I saw you walking down the pound just the other day
[C] I didn’t see your glowing eyes from that far away
[C] I should have got a clue when the pets started screaming
[C] You walked up to me with your fur a gleaming
] Your fur was all frizzy and your paws was a mess
I thought you was a sack but it’s just so less
You hurt the Dr. Death’s feelings and the Eyries all flew
I don’t mean to insult you
Oh wait! Of course I do!
[D] Your beak is yellow, they’re covered in mould
[D] You’re only 23 hours you look a hundred hoursold
[C] When food was handed out you were last in line
] Your face looks like where the sun don’t shine
Did you fought and land on your head
[D) Or did I run over your face instead
[C] There ain’t no deal for a MUTANT MEAL!
[D&C] You’re Mutant!
[D&C]M.U.T.A.N.T You ain’t got no alibi you mutant eh! Hey! MUTANT
[X2]
[D] What you really need is a potion last
[D] And book that beuty real fast – (Girl)
[C] You’re scary – You’re hairy I heard about you in town
[C] You’re the main attraction at the pound
[D] You’re so mutant and weird. Go to the lab!
[D] Oh oh it’s so funny your fur it is like lab!
[C] (So funny)
[D] You got a large dandruff on a wing that’s big!
[D] And with fur like that you wear a wig
[D] You can’t disguise your googly eyes
[D] In the Mutant pageant you win first prize
Yo Mutant!
[D&C]
M.U.T.A.N.T. You ain’t got no alibi you mutanteh! Hey! You mutant[X2]
[D]
Get busy!! [X9]
Wannabe
(Sung to the Spice Girls)
Written by Jesse
Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don’t go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
I want a Neo-Owner just like you
I cry of tears just like you
Yo I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna be my owner, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my pet, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is.
So here’s a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got loads of pet’s in the place who likes it in your face,
we got Bees who likes it on an
Wannabes doesn’t come for free, she’s a real lady,
and as for me, ah you’ll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that’s the way it is.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover.
Wrath of a Baby Paintbrush
(Sung to My Happy ending by Avril Lavinge)
Written by lykomg2001
Let’s talk this over
It’s not like I’m dead.
Was it something you did?
Or maybe something I said.
And maybe I’m a teenager
Who’s going through mood swings
But why would you paint me Baby?
And now I am a baby, am a baby, I’m a baby.
And do you know just how
Difficult this is for me?
Now I can’t go to school or talk with friends
Or chat online.
Why would you be such a meanie?
Why would you go paint me Baby?
You’ve got your Neofriends.
And you know what they say.
Get me a Red Aisha
Morphing Potion today
Cuz if you don’t
Then I will soon attack.
So you had better watch your back
And now I’m not a baby, not a baby
Not a baby
And do you know just how
Breathtaking this is for me
Now I can go to school and talk with friends.
And chat online
I am glad you’re not a meanie
I’m glad that I’m not a baby.
Ode to PPT
Written by TIM ZIMMER TimZ2040@msn.com
Here is a song that describes the site:
*1 minute Heavy guitar intro*
*Holy Church Moans*
I control,
you lost your soul,
somewhere in the daa-aark..
maybe you know,
wetting your thirst,
or you don’t know it all,
look at yourself,
deep inside!
tell me, what do you see-ee?!
Dont do for me,
i’ve seen it all,
you can’t, esaa-aape!
*lawless with me, needs to be free, noone to let it shiii-ine!
open your mind, see what you find, don’t you say let us lie!*
-CHORUS-
One of a kind!
You’ll never find!
Some-one just like YOU!
Only your mind,
That can DECIDE!
Your Power! Your Future! You’re TRAGIC! You’re BOLD!
-Chorus-
*Repeat Once, fade to black*
A fan, who is…
Just Keepin’ It REAL,
Tim -Z-
The Neopound blues of a Lenny
Written by nutty
My owner didnt want me,
But i said i was sorry,
Still i got the neopound bluues.
They wanted a Tonu but had 4 pets,
One had to go, that was where the pound and i met.
Then i got the neopound bluuueees!
I was put in the pound,
Felt crushed to the ground,
I got the neopound bloooues!
I looked like a duck,
And painted black,
But now im stuck,
And noone wants me back,
I got the neopound blues!
*in normal voice*
Do you want me?
*singing*
I got the neopoooooouuuuund- bluuuuueeees!
One more time
(to Britney Spears)
Written by Kelly Servick bumblebee_488@hotmail.com
Oh baby, baby,
how was I supposed to know
the dangers of the lab ray
my owner spent her fortune so I
could go
and get zapped once a day, but
poor me
turned into a Lenny,
yes if morphed me
this is how I’ll stay now
oh because
oh, I regret it constantly
(I have)
memories of what I used to be
(used to be)
That laboratory isn’t worth my time
standing in line
please don’t zap me one more time.
Written by Maverick Maguad
shutupcool@hotmail.com
Neopet User: chia_mon
Oh baby,baby
How was I supposed to know
the curing of the lab ray
my owner spent her fortune
so she could buy it
The potion that could cure me
then I, thought that I would die
yes it’s nasty
but that is how I’ll stay now
oh because
oh, it was bad, but I’m not sad
(and I)
have a good space in a family
(family)
The potion was really worth my time
wasting my time
please go get that one more time
HELP!! (to the tune of the Beatle’s “Help!” song)
Written by Sarah Cutler peace4ever@charter.net
HELP! I need somebody!
HELP! Not just anybody!
HELP! Ya know I need someone
HHHEEEELLLPPPPPPP!!!
Oh I was in the pound for so many days
I was painted but no one took me anyways
I even had hit points that reached high to the sky
But I was a shoyru that couldn’t even fly!
Adopt me if you can I’m fealin’ down..
And you will apprecuate me bein’ around..
Help me get my paws off of the ground
Won’t you please adopt me?
Adopt me.
AADOOOPPTTT MEEEEEE!!! Yeah!
3 Great Neopets Hits From the Popular Aisha Group, GEMZ
Written by Yunomi kwan_yin000@yahoo.com
Album: Neopet To Me
Usuki Doll
– Hi, Usuki!
– Hi, Ken!
– You wanna go for a ride?
– Sure, Ken!
– Jump in!
(CHORUS:)
I’m Usuki Doll in Usuki world
Being a dolly, gosh, oh, golly!
You can brush my hair, dress me up here and there
I’m super cute, hey, buy me today!
Hey Usuki, let’s get funky!
(CHORUS)
I’m a cute, little doll in an internet world
Take me home for your pet, I’m your plushie
You’re my date, let’s go out, you’re a prom party queen
Hold my hand, geisha girl, lets go party
You can buy, you can play
If you say, “I’m always yours”, ooh wow
(CHORUS)
(BRIDGE:)
Hey, Usuki, let’s get funky!
Ah ah ah yeah
Hey, Usuki, let’s get funky!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Hey, Usuki, let’s get funky!
Ah ah ah yeah
Hey, Usuki, let’s get funky!
Ooh wow, ooh wow
Pull my string, I will talk, do whatever you please
I can be a movie star, you can play with me
Come jump in, buy new clothes, let us shop some more
Run around, buy a gown, bride Usuki!
You can buy, you can play
You can say “I’m always yours” ooh wow
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS x2)
(BRIDGE)
– Oh, I’m having so much fun!
– Well Usuki, we’re just gettin’ started
– Oh, I love you Ken!
Neopet To Me
(Sung to “Everywhere” – Michelle Branch)
Put a smile on so I can see
The part of you that’s adoptable to me
And when I come, it’s never there
And when I leave I wonder where
You’re a Neopet
Just tell me how I fell for you
Just tell me why you’ve been abandoned (so cruel)
Cause every time I look
And check the pound
And everytime I think
You’re never there
Cause you’re Neopet to me
And when I look in the pound
It’s you I see
You’re everything I love
That makes me believe
I’m not alone…..
On Neopets
I recognized the cost it will take
To adopt you from this pound you hate
I sense it now as I go to sleep
I’m not gonna free you for cheap
You’re Neopet
Cause you’re Neopet to me
And when I look in the pound
It’s you I see
You’re everything I love
That makes me believe
I’m not alone…..
On Neopets
Hacked
Sung to “Yesterday”
Yesterday, my account I checked so easily
Now it looks like it will never be
Oh, I believe, I’ve been hacked
Suddenly, my acaras taken far from me
Where he is, I hope they’re happy
Oh, yesterday, came suddenly
Why, I got hacked, I don’t know, It’s a mystery
Did I fall for a scam?
Now I long for yesterday
Yesterday, I took my pets for a game to play
Now they have been locked away
Oh, I believe, in yesterday
Neopets I’m home
Written by moonlightstallion
(to the beat of ‘Honey im home’ By Shania Twian.)
My Computer wont start,
its falling apart,
I was late for feeding and my pets got smart.
My NeoHome owes,
I gotta run in my nose.
My screen went black,
Man I hate that (hate that)
(oooooooooooh)
Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse,
I realized I forgot my purse,
With all my money gone, I’m very stressed,
This is something I must confess yeah….
This game aint worth the payyyyy…
Can’t wait till the end of the game
Hey Pets I’m on my way!
Hey (hey) Hey (hey) hey hey hey!
Neopets I’m home and I’ve had a hard day,
Pour me a shake oh by the way,
Get on your paws get me something to knaw…
Fix me up my favorite treat,
Pets I’m back and its killin’ me,
I need to relax, Watch T.V
Get off the phone, Get your self a bone.
Hey! (hey) Neopets I’m hoooomeee…
NOTE: all my pets are lupes… so this song kinda goes for any pet that has paws ^_^
IF I HAD A MILLION NEOPOINTS
Written by mxpxtiger tiger0002345@hotmail.com
original song “If I Had A Million Dollars”
by Barenaked Ladies
If I had a million neopoints
(If I had a million neopoints)
I’d buy you a neohome
(I would buy you a neohome)
If I had a million neopoints
(If I had a million neopoints)
I’d buy you furniture for your neohome
(Maybe a red bean bag chair or a tiger bed)
And if I had a million neopoints
(If I had a million neopoints)
I’d buy you some plushies
(alotta really cute stuffed toys)
If I had million neopoints I’d buy your love.
If I had a million neopoints
I’d plant a neogarden in our yard
If I had million neopoints
You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
If I had million neopoints
Maybe we could throw chia flour at people alot
You know, we could just go to the battledome and
throw it and we could laugh and stuff
and then we’d paint them
back to what they were before
If I had million neopoints
(If I had million neopoints)
I’d buy you a blumaroo steak
(But not a real blumaroo steak that’s cruel)
And if I had million neopoints
(If I had a million neopoints)
I’d buy you an exotic petpetpet
(Like a baabaa or an alkenore)
And if I had million neopoints
(If I had a million neopoints)
I’d buy you tickets to M*YNCI
(All them crazy tyrannian fans)
And If I had million neopoints I’d buy your love.
If I had a million neopoints
We wouldn’t have to go to the money tree
If I had a million neopoints
We’d give strangers paintbrushes for free
If I had a million neopoints
We wouldn’t have to eat at the soup kitchen
But we would eat at the soup kitchen
we’d buy really fancy gourmet food
And become members of the gourmet club
and maybe we’d get a trophy for eating food!
Mmmmmm
If I had million neopoints
(If I had million neopoints)
I’d buy you grundo stix
(But not a real grundno stix, that’s cruel)
And if I had million neopoints
(If I had million neopoints)
I’d buy you some codestones
(A lu, bri or main)
If I had million neopoints
(If I had million neopoints)
I’d buy you a mynci
(Haven’t you always wanted a mynci?)
If I had million neopoints
Id buy your love
If I had million neopoints, If I had million neopoints
If I had million neopoints, If I had million neopoints
I’d be rich
Shops in Neopia
(to “Kids in America”)
Here’s song I wrote. Hope ya like it!
-lyrabelacqua_859, a devoted PPT fan
Lookin’ out my NeoHome window.
Down below the pets in the city go walking by.
I see their bright colors, and wonder why.
Sunday night, adn everyone’s groovin’
I can see the line but it’s moving a steady pace.
I search for the brush in the marketplace.
That’s where the owners are going!
That’s where economy’s growing!
We’re the shops in Neopia!
We’re the shops in Neopia!
Everybody check out our prices all round!
Big signs, the shopkeepers shouting.
Gotta know how much I must pay to paint my pet.
If there’s a good shade, I’ve not found it yet.
Faerie, no, way too expensive,
Starry skies, I think I’ll put that on the maybe pile.
I don’t know if Iorek’s that kind of style.
Right paint, I’lll know when I’ve found it!
White paint, let’s wait ’till I see it!
We’re the shops in Neopia!
We’re the shops in Neopia!
Everybody look at our prices all round!
da da da da da da!
da da da da da da!
da da da da da da!
da da da da da da!
da da da!
d-d-d-d-d-da da!
I can see it off in the distance.
Glowing white, so pretty and sparkly I want to cry.
And it’s much less expensive than other kinds.
Haunted Woods to Virtupets Station!
All across Neopian Nation!
We’re the shops in Neopia!
We’re the shops in Neopia!
Everybody look at our prices all round!
da da da da da da!
da da da da da da!
da da da da da da!
da da da da da da!
da da da!
d-d-d-d-d-da da!
(spoken)
We’re the shops!
We’re the shops!
We’re the shops in Neopia!
We’re the shops!
We’re the shops!
We’re the shops in Neopia!
We’re the shops in Neopia!
We’re the shops!
We’re the shops!
We’re the shops in Neopia!
We’re the shops!
We’re the shops!
We’re the shops in Neopia!
Neo All-Star
Written by trikitiger
Somebody once told me that Neopia’s gonna roll me I ain’t the best weapon in the shed I was lookin kinda dumb with a fingers and my thumb In the shape of an “N” on my forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Keep to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to play the games, The prices get high but your NP gets low So much to do so much to see So what’s wrong with takin free NP You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
Hey now, you’re a Master, let your fun start, go play Hey now, you’re a player, get the site on, get paid (NP), And all that NP is gold Only shootin stars break the mold
It’s a cool place, and they say it gets better You’re bundled up now, wait till you get older But the mean people beg to differ Judging by the hole in your neopoints pocket The plot in Neopia might be exciting But you heard it will be like the Neopets version two This world’s Rocking, how about yours? Cuz that’s the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you’re a Master, let your fun start, go play Hey now, you’re a player, get the site on, get paid (NP), And all that NP is gold Only shootin stars
Somebody once asked If Neopia is the place to go I answered yes it is and away we went to it We went to the games and to the shops and also to the questing areas And this place will always make a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Keep to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to play the games, The prices get high but your NP gets low So much to do so much to see So what’s wrong with takin free NP You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow
Hey now, you’re a Master, let your fun start, go play Hey now, you’re a player, get the site on, get paid (NP), And all that NP is gold Only shootin stars break the mold And all that NP is gold Only shootin stars break the mold
Cleaning the Adoption
Written by BabyBoriqua1289@aol.com
Sung to cleanin out my closet my eminem
yo, threes no snare on my neophones
oh there it goes
yo yo yo yo yo
have you ever been abandoned by your owner before
I have
if been abused and left to die before
I don’t know about you but I know I have gone through
the most worst things that your owner could ever do to you.
all my emotions were floating
I felt like I was exploding
no help from my parents
no help from no one
not taking nothing from no one
I’m tryna stay breathin
keep crying all through the morning
and wiping tears in the evening
I felt like I was just carelessly thrown out
see you can put me down but you’ll never figure this out
I will be
someday out of misery
when a new owner comes along and adopts me!
Chorus
I’m sorry that I
I was too good for you
or maybe your too bad for me
please will somebody adopt me?
I may not look that colorful
or have a high level
but I’m a loyal pet
who needs a loving caring owner
see I would never diss my old owner just to get recognition
take a second to listen
who you think this song is dissin
well put yourself in my positio
try to envision being neglected and beaten until you are badly bleeding
people going through all the stuff that your missing
being shipped from center to center hoping to be adopted
my whole I believed that my owner cared but she didn’t
she left me for a kacheek
and the lupe
and the ugly
mynci
doesn’t it wasn’t it the reason you tried to re adopt me ma?
so you could try to justify the way you beated me ma?
well guess what I’m getting older now
and I’m cold and I’m lonely
and I’ve grown up so quick that I know that your phony
and I’m getting so big now
you should see me I’m beautiful
but you’ll never see me
you probably wont be at my funeral
you see what hurts me the most is you wont admit you was wrong
listen to this song
I really love my new mom
so how dare you
try and get her to disown me like you
you selfish chick
I hope go to the volcano for this
remember when dad almost died
and you said you wished it was me
well guess what I would have died
if no body adopted me
chorus end
I’m Just A Mutant
*Sung to, I’m Like A Bird, Nelly Fertado*
Written by ravengurl478
You’re colorful, that’s for sure. My looks will never fade. You’re lovely, but it’s not for sure, that, you will never mutate.
CHORUS
Though I may not look greeeat, though I may not look gooood to yoooou…
I’m just a Mutant, I cannot fly away.
For I have no wings yet (wings yet),
For I have no wings yet,
And baby all I need for you to know is,
I’m just a Mutant,
I cannot run away.
For I’m not that fast yet (fast yet),
For I’m not that fast yet..
Your hate for me, brings me to tears…even after all these years, yeah. But it pains me sooo much to te-ell, that you may mutate as we-e-ell…
CHORUS
I know that you wanna say goobye, it’s that every time I try, to tell you (you) that I love yo-ou (ye-eah)
Each and every single day, I know that you want to give meeeeee awaaaaay baby.
Though I may not look greeeeeat…though I may not look gooood to yooou,
Hey I’m just scaaaaaared, that I may get, abandoned toooooooo.
Yeeeee-eeeeah.
I’m just a Mutant, I cannot fly away.
For I have no wings yet (wings yet),
For I have no wings yet,
And baby all I need for you to know is,
I’m just a Mutant, I cannot run away.
For I’m not that fast yet (fast yet),
For I’m not thaat fast yet.
We all live in A Dung NeoHome
(Sung to We all live in a Yellow Submarine by the Beetles)
Written by Maat2009@aol.com
In the time, when neopets was born,
there was a land, called Tyrannia,
and their stuff was made of dung,
Just like, their neohomes…..
We all live in a dung neohome,
A dung neohome,
A dung neohome!
And their pets, lived there too,
Living in furniture,
Made of dung,
and everyone went to seeJazzmosis play,
(sound of Jazzmosis in the backround)
We all live in a dung neohome,
a dung neohome,
a dung neohome,
We all live in a dung neohome,
a dung neohome,
a dung neohome!
I will survive
Written by Kittenpaw4u@aol.com
first I was afraid
I was petrified
just thinking how id ever live with this pound I’m in
then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong and I learned how to get along
and now I’m back
from out the pound
as I walked in I saw you head against the ground
weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with good-bye
well my tummy rumbled
you thought id lay down and die
o no not I
I will survive
o as long as I know how to love
I know I will stay alive
well you beta rumble
cause I was adopted yesterday
yes I was yea yea me
the one you didn’t want
o you betta run
Hard Meridell Life
Written by Maria Perdigao
Sung to Dr.evil (Goldmember) – Hard Knock Life
Take the neoline out
No? You dont have to BOUNCE WITH IT
Its a hard meridell life for us
Its a hard meridell life (yea) for us
Steada treated we lost our orb
Steada treated we lost our orb
Its a hard meridell life
We dont know how to be, without or orbie
Adam and Donna only know. Got our Skarl in the castle see how it goes
Illness is all that we see you ask us our name? M to the Ezzo R to the Izzo D to the Ezzo L to the Lizzo,
we are really mad with dargian, yall knew that
Dargian caught skarl in the first act its all backwards whats with that?
So we made a prophesy from Pick your own to the Turmaculus
Give us some respect, 2-way quest from Illusion, Jhudora hates her
Its a hard meridell life (yea) for us
Its a hard meridell life
(spend that on your neopets and love it) for us
Steada treated (uh huh) we lost our orb
(This is for all my neohomies in Darigian)
Steada kisses we want it back
Its a hard meridell life (uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh) for us
Its a hard meridell life for us
Steada treated
(A, Neoblues, my tasty pie, a couple of injections, why not?)
We lost our orb
Steada Free says we lost in war
Its a hard meridell life
Skarls gotta busta move
Droppin busta groove not feelin fine
Got a very sick crew, Jeran too, wear the step-out-shoe
Till then , Well find a cure steal back the orb well call and well splooge in darigans lair, thats all!
Visit the pinkpoogletoy yall
(Its a hard Merridell life)
This is a shout out to M*YNCI
Their MC
You all know him, hes a Mynci!
I met him!
Well, I saw him at the shopwizard once
Its a hard Meridell life
Spend that on your guild and love it! Yea I said Guild
Ordinary Day at the Pound
(Sung to Vanessa Carlton’s Ordinary Day) – by Ritz
Just a day just an ordinary day,
just trying to get by,
just a Tonu, just an ordinary Tonu
but he was looking to the sky
and as he asked if I would adopt him,
I started to realize,
that everyday every pet finds what theyre looking for,
like a good owner in Faerieland, the sky,
I said take my hand,
ill adopt you while I can,
dont you see your freedom right in the palm of your hoof?
As Tonu spoke he spoke ordinary words,
although he did not heal,
thus I spoke what I spoke before,
youd swear my words could heal
and as he looked up into my eyes
his vision followed mine,
and to know hes no pound pet
for I feel Ive owned him for all the time
I said, take my hand, Ill adopt you while I can,
dont you see your freedom right in the palm of your hoof?
I said, come with me,
ill getcha out, youll see,
look around for the Uni will not flee
the Uni will not flee and ill take ye-
out of the pound out of that filthy pound,
as we arrive at the front desk,
and that Tonu that ordinary Tonu,
was smiling his best,
did he ever cry all along,
it all seemed so real,
but as that Tonu smiled I saw him
staring at his neoroom with satisfied appeal
I said go to bed, tomorrow youll be fed,
didnt you see your freedom right in the palm of your hoof? Just a day just an ordinary day, just trying to get by, and that Tonu that ordinary Tonu, was looking to the sky.
Just Like Scamming
Written by scottishgas
Sung to Just Like a Pill by Pink
(25 second violin intro)
Verse 1
Neo-neo, please help me, I’m in trouble, I’m gonna get banned.
I’m cryin ere, addicted to scamming, I thought it would be fun bridge
Can’t stay on neopets, I’m gonna get banned,
Cant find no other website, none just as good,
I said a maybe I could go on pink poogle toy,
I think ill say sorry or I could……..
Chorus
Make, another account, one which I don’t scam,
otherwise, I will get banned forever and ever,
no scamming for life, that will be harder
than just in 1 account, in 1 account.
Verse 2
I haven’t stopped scamming yet, its just too hard,
harder than hell,
all of the other scams, they were different, maybe I should get some help.
Repeat bridge
Repeat chorus till fade.
Dearest
Written by Cara and her band ^_^
It would be nice if we could put away and throw out everything except what really mattered, but reality is just cruel.
Times, I see you laughing whenever I close my eyes.
Until the day I reach eternal sleep, that smiling face will have to stay with me without fail.
All sad, so they go and forget, but–which I should love, for that which gives me love, I will do what I can. Back then, when we met, it was all awkward.
We went the long way, didn’t we? We got hurt, didn’t we?
Until the day I reach eternal sleep, that smiling face will have to stay with me without fail. Back then, when we met, it was all awkward.
We went the long way, didn’t we? We got there in the end.
Deep Forest
Written by Cara and her band ^_^
I’m sure that the heart I left behind
still lies hidden in the heart of the deep, deep forest. Exhausted, without the strength to search people vanish into the infinite darkness. If it’s so small, I wonder if I can see it even now?
As we live on, we lose a little bit more.
Shrouded in falsehoods and lies, we stand frozen to the spot, unable to cry out
The days pass by and change, without us even realizing how blue the sky really is.
Overcoming that made-up scheme, we live the present, and our rusted hearts begin to beat again!
If we can find the rhythm of time, we can fly once again
We live our lives wandering to the ends of the earth.
Believing (in you?), now I begin my journey with you, in search of the light. We live our lives wandering to the ends of the earth. Closing off the way back, we walk on for eternity.
We live our lives standing frozen to the spot, unable to cry out, for eternity…I’m sure that the heart I left behind still lies hidden in the heart of the deep, deep forest.
Exhausted, without the strength to search, people vanish into the infinite darkness. If it’s so small, I wonder if I can see it even now?
As we live on,
we lose a little bit more.
Shrouded in falsehoods and lies,
we stand frozen to the spot, unable to cry out
The days pass by and change, without us even realizing how blue the sky really is.
If we can find the rhythm of time, we can fly once again.
We live our lives wandering to the ends of the earth. Believing (in you?), now I begin my journey with you, in search of the light. As we live on,
we lose a little bit more.
Shrouded in falsehoods and lies,
we stand frozen to the spot, unable to cry out
As we live on,
we lose a little bit more.
Shrouded in falsehoods and lies,
we stand frozen to the spot, unable to cry out
We live our lives wandering to the ends of the earth.
Closing off the way back, we walk on for eternity.
We live our lives standing frozen to the spot,
unable to cry out, for eternity…
“Once A Chia”
Sing to the tune of “One Love” by Blue
Written by tramp900 (togepy19)
It’s kind of funny how life can change
From Chia to Chomby in a matter of days
Sometimes Neopets works in mysterious ways
One day you wake up gone without a trace
I refuse to believe that I am a chomby
I wanna be a chia
I don’t wanna give up I don’t wanna give in
So everybody sing
Once a, once a Chia
Gonna be a Chia again
Even if no-one believes me
This is my plea
One chance just to be the old me
One hope, just to be a Chia
So I’m crying out cant u hear me?
One chance is all I need
Late at night I’m still wide awake
Think this is far more than I can take
I thought my heart could neva break
Now I know that’s one big mistake
I refuse to believe that I am a Chomby
I wanna be a Chia
I don’t wanna give up I don’t wanna give in
So everybody sing
Once a, once a Chia
Gonna be a Chia again
Even if no-one believes me
This is my plea
One chance just to be the old me
One hope, just to be a Chia
So I’m crying out cant u hear me?
One chance is all I need
Baby just help me help me help me
Baby just help me help me help me
ooooohhhhhhh help me help me help me one chance
Baby just help me help me help me
Baby just help me help me help me
ooooohhhhhhh help me help me help me
Once a, once a Chia
Gonna be a Chia again
Even if no-one believes me
This is my plea
One chance just to be the old me
One hope, just to be a Chia
So I’m crying out cant u hear me?
One chance is all I need
Once a, once a Chia
Gonna be a Chia again
Even if no-one believes me
This is my plea
One chance just to be the old me
One hope, just to be a Chia
So I’m crying out cant u hear me?
One chance is all I need