Ahh yes. These are the questions that boggle the mind and leave us gaping in awe at the wisdom of any who can answer them. Can you?
– Why does the igloo where Mika and Carassa live have an attic? More importantly, how did they ever fit that much stuff into their attic? Even if you only assume 1 single item per restock, and 7 average restocks an hour, that’s over 180,000 items in the last 3 years! Now, when you figure in that there’s usually at least 20 unique items, per restock, that brings you to about 3.7 million items, and when you figure in a minimum of 3 of each item, we get to over 11 million items… and that’s just a minimum. I’ve never seen an attic that big, and an igloo’s attic has to be smaller than a normal one, right?
– Where do the neopets go to the toilet?
– Why, if there are no cars in Neopia, does Nigel the Chia have a red convertible?
– Why do we have neohomes if our pets don’t actually live in it?
– If faeries have that much magic, why can’t they release themselves from a bottle without outside help?
– If the faeries are small enough to fit into bottle, then how come we always see them bigger than pets?
– Does the Snowager suffer from insomnia?
– Where does the ham come from in Neopia if there are no pigs?
– How are pets able to build shops, the bazaar and everything else when they don’t have opposable thumbs?
– Are the paint used to paint pets non-toxic?
– What’s the point of weather if it doesn’t effect our pets?
– If the brain tree is so smart, why does he ask us questions?
– How exactly does one get to Faerieland?
– Why can you buy stamps in the post office, but not send any mail out?
– Why don’t baby pets grow?
– Why do our pets look deliriously happy, even when they’ve been starved for over 2 years.
– How do our pets hydrate their eyes if they don’t blink?
– What is underneath the Tiki Tack Man’s mask? Is it another mask or is it hiding the identity of a staff member that escaped being sacrificed during Sacrifices?
– How is it that a 10 ton sleeping dinosaur (Turmaculus) was able to be kidnapped and hidden during the Meridell war?
– Why does Brucey B and King Skarl get to wear clothing while our pets have to go naked?
– What IS on the other side of Neopia?
– How do Jubjubs ever use half the items in neopia with no hands? Do they just dig their face into their food?
– Why do whole omelettes, 2/3 omelettes and 1/3 omelettes weigh exactly the same?
– How can we go from place to place so fast?