Profound Questions and Insights Into Neopets

Ahh yes. These are the questions that boggle the mind and leave us gaping in awe at the wisdom of any who can answer them. Can you?

– Why does the igloo where Mika and Carassa live have an attic? More importantly, how did they ever fit that much stuff into their attic? Even if you only assume 1 single item per restock, and 7 average restocks an hour, that’s over 180,000 items in the last 3 years! Now, when you figure in that there’s usually at least 20 unique items, per restock, that brings you to about 3.7 million items, and when you figure in a minimum of 3 of each item, we get to over 11 million items… and that’s just a minimum. I’ve never seen an attic that big, and an igloo’s attic has to be smaller than a normal one, right?

– Where do the neopets go to the toilet?
– Why, if there are no cars in Neopia, does Nigel the Chia have a red convertible?
– Why do we have neohomes if our pets don’t actually live in it?
– If faeries have that much magic, why can’t they release themselves from a bottle without outside help?
– If the faeries are small enough to fit into bottle, then how come we always see them bigger than pets?
– Does the Snowager suffer from insomnia?
– Where does the ham come from in Neopia if there are no pigs?
– How are pets able to build shops, the bazaar and everything else when they don’t have opposable thumbs?
– Are the paint used to paint pets non-toxic?
– What’s the point of weather if it doesn’t effect our pets?
– If the brain tree is so smart, why does he ask us questions?
– How exactly does one get to Faerieland?
– Why can you buy stamps in the post office, but not send any mail out?
– Why don’t baby pets grow?
– Why do our pets look deliriously happy, even when they’ve been starved for over 2 years.
– How do our pets hydrate their eyes if they don’t blink?
– What is underneath the Tiki Tack Man’s mask? Is it another mask or is it hiding the identity of a staff member that escaped being sacrificed during Sacrifices?
– How is it that a 10 ton sleeping dinosaur (Turmaculus) was able to be kidnapped and hidden during the Meridell war?
– Why does Brucey B and King Skarl get to wear clothing while our pets have to go naked?
– What IS on the other side of Neopia?
– How do Jubjubs ever use half the items in neopia with no hands? Do they just dig their face into their food?
– Why do whole omelettes, 2/3 omelettes and 1/3 omelettes weigh exactly the same?
– How can we go from place to place so fast?

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