Day: January 7, 2024

Response to Neopets the Matrix by spoonguardreturns

I have written the following article, referring to this article. (I would recommend you read the link before you start the article.)

A bit of thought has gone into this one, I admit, and I will have to grudgingly admit that this isn’t the worst article I have ever read on the subject. However, it is still far too sensational, far too tabloid, far too EXCLUSIVE for my liking.

For a start, the whole premise of your argument is slightly odd. Telling us Neopia isn’t real is like telling us that rain really is wet, you know. Saying that ‘there is no spoon’ is odd at best, and, since I have a particular fondness of spoons, devastating at worst.
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Omelette Defender Guide by James

The point of this game is that you have to pass each level by not letting the Skeiths, Grarrls, and Elephantes eat all of the your omelette in the middle.

Use the Wooden Catapult Sling Shot to get ride of Skeiths
Use the Negg Launcher to get ride of Grarrls
Use the Elephante-B-Gone Spray to get ride of Elephantes
If you see a Tonu, get out of its way
You are Shuggu, a Tyrannian Shoyru. And what if you do, don’t touch the neopets. If you do, you lose. Also, if they eat all of your omelette, you also lose.

To walk up: Up arrow
To walk down: Down arrow
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