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[[Image:Neocola ad.gif|frame|right|[[Dr. Sloth]] advertising Neocola.]]
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'''Neocola''' (sometimes ''Neo'''C'''ola'') is a brand of [[Neopia]]n [[Wikipedia:Cola|cola]] [[Wikipedia:soft drink|soft drinks]] that appear to be inspired by the real life brand [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi Cola]] - the Neocola logo is a cropped rotation of the Pepsi logo. It is the principle rival of [[Achyfi]], and contrasts their wide line of elaborate flavours with varieties designed for a more general appeal. Neocola is often advertised tongue-in-cheek-ly by [[Dr. Sloth]].  
'''Neocola''' is a brand of [[Neopia]]n [[Wikipedia:Cola|cola]] [[Wikipedia:soft drink|soft drinks]] that appear to be inspired by the real life brand [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi Cola]] - the Neocola logo is a cropped rotation of the Pepsi logo. It is the principle rival of [[Achyfi]], and contrasts their wide line of elaborate flavours with varieties designed for a more general appeal.


There were hints and some other, less conventional flavours - including [[Juppie]] and cheese ([http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=86 formerly Koi]) - in the description for ''Cherry Neocola''. [[The Neopets Team]] later stated that these may have been prototypes that were never marketed.  
There were hints and some other, less conventional flavours - including [[Juppie]] and cheese (formerly Koi]) - in the description for ''Cherry Neocola''. [[The Neopets Team]] [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=86 later suggested] that these may have been prototypes that were never marketed.  


==Varieties==
==Varieties==
{|
[[Image:Neocola cans.png|frame|left|Several varieties of Neocola.]]
|http://images.neopets.com/items/neocola.gif
As of April 2009, there are eight varieties of Neocola:
|<li><b>Can of Neocola</b></li><br><i>A can of Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day.</i>
 
|}
*'''Apple Neocola''' - ''We didnt think it could be done... but yes now Neocola is available in tangy apple flavour.''
*'''Can of Neocola''' - ''A can of Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day.''
*'''Caffeine Free Neocola''' - ''A can of caffeine free Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day.''
*'''Cherry Neocola''' - ''Normal cola just tastes that much better with a hint of cherry. Look out for Raspberry, Juppie and Cheese flavours!''
*'''Dented Can of Neocola''' - ''Are you sure it's still safe to drink?''
*'''Diet Neocola''' - ''A can of Diet Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day. Only one calorie also!''
*'''Grapefruit Neocola''' - ''Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Grapefruit for that zesty taste your Neopet will love!''
*'''Raspberry Neocola''' - ''Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Raspberries for that zesty taste your Neopet will love!''


{|
There is also a [[Battledome]] weapon, the ''Shaken-up Can of Neocola'', that does 2 - 5 icons of air damage and 2 - 5 icons of water damage.  
|http://images.neopets.com/items/neocola_caff.gif
|<li><b>Caffeine Free Neocola</b></li><br><i>A can of caffeine free Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day.</i>
|}


{|
==Neocola Machine==
|http://images.neopets.com/items/food_cherryneocola.gif
The Neocola Machine is suspicious a [[vending machine]] located on [[Kreludor]]. It accepts Red, Green, or Blue Neocola tokens bearing [[Dr. Sloth]]'s visage, and dispenses [[Virtupets]]-, Dr. Sloth-, or Neocola-related prizes and a sum of [[neopoints]].
|<li><b>Cherry Neocola</li></b><br><i>Normal cola just tastes that much better with a hint of cherry. Look out for Raspberry, Juppie and Cheese flavours!</i>
|}
{|
|http://images.neopets.com/items/neocola_apple.gif
|<li><b>Apple Neocola</b></li><br><i>We didnt think it could be done... but yes now Neocola is available in tangy apple flavour.</i>
|}


{|
The machine - apparently a thinly disguised 'Doom Dispenser 3000' machine - has options for the following beverages (although none of them are actually ever dispensed):
|http://images.neopets.com/items/neocola_grapefruit.gif
|<li><b>Grapefruit Neocola</b></li><br><i>Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Grapefruit for that zesty taste your Neopet will love!</i>
|}


{|
{|  
|http://images.neopets.com/items/neocola_raspberry.gif
|-
|<li><b>Raspberry Neocola</li></b><br><i>Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Raspberries for that fruity zing your Neopet will love!</i>
|width="50%" valign="top"|
*''Dr. Slother'' - parodying ''[[wikipedia:Doctor Pepper|Doctor Pepper]];
*''Diet Doom''
*''Na'cho Cola''
*''Smite''
|width="50%" valign="top"|
*''Alt-Tab'' - lampooning the [[wikipedia:alt-tab|task switcher shortcut]] and the drink ''[[wikipedia:Tab (soft drink)|Tab]]'';
*''Minion Maid''
*''Mountain Poo'' - parodying [[wikipedia:Mountain Dew|Mountain Dew]];
*''Dehydrated H2O'' - an [[wiktionary:oxymoron|oxymoron]].
|}
|}


{|
In addition to selecting one of these fictitious beverages, the user can also choose to press a red button zero, one, two, three, ten, or [[wikipedia:42|forty-two]] times. A prize is dispensed after this, including:
|http://images.neopets.com/items/neocola_diet.gif
|<li><b>Diet Neocola</li></b><br><i>A can of Diet Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day. Only one calorie also!</i>
|}


{|
{|  
|http://images.neopets.com/items/foo_neocola_dented.gif
|-
|<li><b>Dented Can of Neocola</li></b><br><i>Are you sure it's still safe to drink?</i>
|width="50%" valign="top"|
*[[Baby Space Fungus]]
*Dastardly [[Fuzzle|Evil Fuzzle]]
*Dented Can of Neocola
*Fake Neocola Token On a String
*Fake Sloth Tattoo
*Gummy Baby [[Space Fungus]]
*I Club Sloth T-Shirt
*Kreludan [[Grundo]] Slippers
*Lint-Covered Peanut
|width="50%" valign="top"|
*Non-Sticky [[Sticky Hand]]
*Plastic [[Ring of Sloth]]
*Shaken-up Can of Neocola
*Sloth Gummies
*Sponge [[Grundo]] Sponge
*Super Energy Blast Drink
*Wind Up Dr. Sloth Toy
*[[Virtupets]] Brand Doomsday Device
|}
|}
==Neocola Machine==
''...to be added...''
===Links with Dr. Sloth===
''...to be added...''


==Trivia==
==Trivia==
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==External links==
==External links==
*'''[[IDB]]:''' [http://idb.finalhit.org/indepth/id/2320 Shaken-up Can of Neocola]
*'''Editorial:''' [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=72 #72], [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=86 #86], [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=147 #147], [http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&issue=158 #158]
*'''Editorial:''' [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=72 #72], [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=86 #86], [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=147 #147], [http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&issue=158 #158]
*'''Neogreetings:''' [http://neopets.com/sendgreeting.phtml?sponsearch=&greeting_id=278 Neocola Advert]
*'''Neogreetings:''' [http://neopets.com/sendgreeting.phtml?sponsearch=&greeting_id=278 Neocola Advert]

Revision as of 21:50, 26 April 2009

Dr. Sloth advertising Neocola.

Neocola (sometimes NeoCola) is a brand of Neopian cola soft drinks that appear to be inspired by the real life brand Pepsi Cola - the Neocola logo is a cropped rotation of the Pepsi logo. It is the principle rival of Achyfi, and contrasts their wide line of elaborate flavours with varieties designed for a more general appeal. Neocola is often advertised tongue-in-cheek-ly by Dr. Sloth.

There were hints and some other, less conventional flavours - including Juppie and cheese (formerly Koi]) - in the description for Cherry Neocola. The Neopets Team later suggested that these may have been prototypes that were never marketed.

Varieties

Several varieties of Neocola.

As of April 2009, there are eight varieties of Neocola:

  • Apple Neocola - We didnt think it could be done... but yes now Neocola is available in tangy apple flavour.
  • Can of Neocola - A can of Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day.
  • Caffeine Free Neocola - A can of caffeine free Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day.
  • Cherry Neocola - Normal cola just tastes that much better with a hint of cherry. Look out for Raspberry, Juppie and Cheese flavours!
  • Dented Can of Neocola - Are you sure it's still safe to drink?
  • Diet Neocola - A can of Diet Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day. Only one calorie also!
  • Grapefruit Neocola - Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Grapefruit for that zesty taste your Neopet will love!
  • Raspberry Neocola - Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Raspberries for that zesty taste your Neopet will love!

There is also a Battledome weapon, the Shaken-up Can of Neocola, that does 2 - 5 icons of air damage and 2 - 5 icons of water damage.

Neocola Machine

The Neocola Machine is suspicious a vending machine located on Kreludor. It accepts Red, Green, or Blue Neocola tokens bearing Dr. Sloth's visage, and dispenses Virtupets-, Dr. Sloth-, or Neocola-related prizes and a sum of neopoints.

The machine - apparently a thinly disguised 'Doom Dispenser 3000' machine - has options for the following beverages (although none of them are actually ever dispensed):

  • Dr. Slother - parodying Doctor Pepper;
  • Diet Doom
  • Na'cho Cola
  • Smite

In addition to selecting one of these fictitious beverages, the user can also choose to press a red button zero, one, two, three, ten, or forty-two times. A prize is dispensed after this, including:

Trivia

  • The Neocola Machine was featured as the sponsor of the Neopian Times, accompanied by a section of the Dr. Sloth Neocola advertisement. The same image was used in an earlier article about the competing soft drinks Neocola and Achyfi.

External links