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For the whole of the afternoon, Crim flew happily across the ocean, giggling all over again when he thought of [[Doirn]] whom he left behind. The prince would surely drown or starve in the middle of this vast sea, and trouble him no more. It was just as well, because Doirn had already served his purpose in discovering the path to the [[Dung]], the stench of with blew against his face in the wind. Such a vile smell would have turned away any other, but to Crim who knew the power such a smell held, it meant years of endless conflict and war, which Crim thrived on.
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The party lasted throughout the night, slowing dying down to a whisper when all were exhausted from a feasting and dancing. In the morning, the [[Tyrannia#Colour|Tyrannians]] and [[Pirate#Pirate_Colour|Pirates]] begun negotiations for the [[Dung]] of the land. Pirates brought forth [[dubloon]]s and other treasures to the Tyrannians, to which they scratched their heads over and continued to grunt and cough in their odd language. Meanwhile, Crim, fully healed from the battle, found [[Doirn]] packing his satchel for travel Not only that, but he seemed to have returned to his natural [[royal]] green colour.


<div style="float:right">http://images.neopets.com/prehistoric/village.gif</div>Soon Crim was upon the beach of an unknown land, the smell of Dung almost overpowering him. As he walked across the rocky terrain, he could make out the form of a volcano, or at least what a scholar had once described to him as. Crim was truly in a newly discovered land, and it filled him with wonder. But unlike an archeologist, it was no more than another land for [[Darigan Citadel]] to conquer. Crim eventually came upon a village filled with busy [[Neopet]]s, if that's what they could be called. He had never seen such creatures, who worked about with straw and stone in a primitive fashion. They were nothing more than a conquest, however, just like the surrounding land. And a means to finding the Dung. Walking fearlessly into the village, he was soon approached by what appeared to be a speckled [[Nimmo]]. "Greetings," said Crim. "I am Crim, and if you value you your life and those of your fellow villagers, you will do as I say and take me to the Dung. Are we clear?"
"Whatever happened to the life of a pirate?" mocked Crim.


"Ugga ugga," coughed out the Nimmo as it scratched its head.  
"A nothing more than a disguise, like my red colour from before," replied Doirn, still paying attention to his packing. "After the night of partying I brought to the pirates, I don't think they will care how I look at this point."


"Excuse you," said Crim, and cleared his own throat as well. "Now, where is the Dung? I will make good on my threats if you aren't careful."  
"Where are you going? The pirates are still negotiating with the Tyrannians for the Dung."


"Ugga ug ugga ugga ug ug," coughed out the Nimmo, now making gestures with its hands. Crim continued to ask the Nimmo his questions, who continued to grunt back, until it finally dawned on Crim. Just as this village was underdeveloped, so was the language of its inhabitants.
"There's nothing to negotiate over," said Doirn as he set his satchel on his shoulder and walked out of the village, Crim following behind him. "The Tyrannians don't understand the concept of pirate wealth or their language, and after the party they shared last night, I think they are more than willing to share whatever they can with us. However, the Dung is something they don't see worth trading over."


<div style="float:left">http://images.neopets.com/template_images/nimmo_tyrannian_think.gif http://images.neopets.com/pets/angry/scorchio_darigan_baby.gif</div>"What kind of undeveloped Neopet talks in grunts?" cried out Crim in desperation. When the Nimmo began to grunt back, trying to answer the question in its own way, Crim picked it up and threw it at a nearby straw house. If they can't understand me through words, thought Crim, then they will understand me through violence.  
"What more could the Tyrannians ask from us?" asked Crim, thinking he would need to fight for the Dung after all, something he didn't look forward to.


However, Crim began to realize it was soon a mistake. Countless Neopets crying out the word "Ugga" began to surround him, much larger and fiercer than the Neopet he had just thrown away. Unlike the warriors of [[Meridell]], these haggard Neopets looked like they fought danger on a daily basis, and that was shown as Crim began to fight for his life against the relentless hoard. Over and over again, Crim threw them off, but they got right back up, as if receiving his blows were nothing more than part of their daily routine. If I don't get out of here, panicked Crim as he tried to free himself from a Chia's headlock, I may not live to see tomorrow.  
"Nothing," said Doirn matter-of-factly. When he turned around and saw Crim was confused, Doirn continued. "The Tyrannians want nothing to due with the Dung. I figured it out earlier this morning after speaking with a few Tyrannians. All around us is a desert, with limited or no vegetation. What use is the Dung if there isn't a proper growing environment? To them, the Dung is nothing more something which stinks up the place. I assume we can take as much as we please."


Just then, a new cry was heard over the deafening "ugga ugga".
"Splendid. Then let's take it and be on our way."


"Charge me mateys! Treasure and glory awaits ye! ARRRR!"  
"It's not that easy. Because of the smell, the Tyrannians stashed all the Dung they had in one location: north near the volcano. Not only is the land there treacherous, it's inhabited with creatures far more powerful than the normal Tyrannian."


Turning towards the cry, Crim's hope of surviving dropped completely as he saw an army of [[pirate]]s approaching, weapons drawn. "What are pirates doing here?" cried out Crim in confusion, and then was suddenly swatted to the ground by a giant of a Kacheek. As the pirates closed in on the ensuing battle, Crim began to realize he would not survive this day.<div align="center">http://images.neopets.com/pets/closeattack/elephante_pirate_right.gif http://images.neopets.com/pets/defended/scorchio_darigan_left.gif http://images.neopets.com/pets/rangedattack/meerca_tyrannian_left.gif</div>
"Why in [[Neopia]] would they bother doing that?"
 
"After smelling Dung for so long, I guess they thought it was a good idea at the time. Plus they hoped it would serve as a deterrent for those creatures to attack, which they found only makes them angry, making them all the more dangerous."
 
"So what's our course of action? You and me against who knows what at the volcano while the pirates show off their gold coins?"
 
"Not really. I asked the captain for three crewmates to wait for us outside the village, telling him we could search for the Dung while he bargained with the elders."
 
''Like three pirates will bring much difference'', Crim thought to himself. They met the three pirates outside the village, and they introduced themselves as Claude, Jerry, and Patch. With adventure in their hearts and the smell of Dung spurning them on, they traveled north to face unknown dangers.
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|align=center|[[User:Jacob/Funfiller#BFTD.2C_Part_8|Part 8]] | [[User:Jacob/Funfiller#BFTD.2C_Part_9|Part 9]] | [[User:Jacob/Funfiller#BFTD.2C_Part_10|Part 10]] | [[User:Jacob/Funfiller#BFTD.2C_Part_11|Part 11]] | [[User:Jacob/Funfiller#BFTD.2C_Part_12|Part 12]] | [[User:Jacob/Funfiller#BFTD.2C_Part_13|Part 13]]
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|align=center|[[User:Jacob/Funfiller#Dance_Party.21|Dance Party!]] | [[User:Jacob/Funfiller#Revenge_of_the_Impatient_Ones|Revenge of the Impatient Ones]]
'''Battle for the Dung:''' [http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Template:Funfiller&oldid=6692 Part 1] | [http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Template:Funfiller&oldid=6867 Part 2] | [http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Template:Funfiller&oldid=7091 Part 3] | [http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Template:Funfiller&oldid=7302 Part 4] | [http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Template:Funfiller&oldid=7539 Part 5] | [http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Template:Funfiller&oldid=7691 Part 6] | [http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Template:Funfiller&oldid=9066 Part 7] | [http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Template:Funfiller&oldid=10190 Part 8] | [Part 9]
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<br>'''Important Science Fact:''' [http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Template:Funfiller&oldid=9067 #1]<br>'''Other:''' [http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Template:Funfiller&oldid=6445 Dance Party!] | [http://www.pinkpt.com/neodex/index.php?title=Template:Funfiller&oldid=7764 Revenge of the Impatient Ones]
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Latest revision as of 03:16, 5 August 2007

Battle for the Dung Part 13
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The party lasted throughout the night, slowing dying down to a whisper when all were exhausted from a feasting and dancing. In the morning, the Tyrannians and Pirates begun negotiations for the Dung of the land. Pirates brought forth dubloons and other treasures to the Tyrannians, to which they scratched their heads over and continued to grunt and cough in their odd language. Meanwhile, Crim, fully healed from the battle, found Doirn packing his satchel for travel Not only that, but he seemed to have returned to his natural royal green colour.

"Whatever happened to the life of a pirate?" mocked Crim.

"A nothing more than a disguise, like my red colour from before," replied Doirn, still paying attention to his packing. "After the night of partying I brought to the pirates, I don't think they will care how I look at this point."

"Where are you going? The pirates are still negotiating with the Tyrannians for the Dung."

"There's nothing to negotiate over," said Doirn as he set his satchel on his shoulder and walked out of the village, Crim following behind him. "The Tyrannians don't understand the concept of pirate wealth or their language, and after the party they shared last night, I think they are more than willing to share whatever they can with us. However, the Dung is something they don't see worth trading over."

"What more could the Tyrannians ask from us?" asked Crim, thinking he would need to fight for the Dung after all, something he didn't look forward to.

"Nothing," said Doirn matter-of-factly. When he turned around and saw Crim was confused, Doirn continued. "The Tyrannians want nothing to due with the Dung. I figured it out earlier this morning after speaking with a few Tyrannians. All around us is a desert, with limited or no vegetation. What use is the Dung if there isn't a proper growing environment? To them, the Dung is nothing more something which stinks up the place. I assume we can take as much as we please."

"Splendid. Then let's take it and be on our way."

"It's not that easy. Because of the smell, the Tyrannians stashed all the Dung they had in one location: north near the volcano. Not only is the land there treacherous, it's inhabited with creatures far more powerful than the normal Tyrannian."

"Why in Neopia would they bother doing that?"

"After smelling Dung for so long, I guess they thought it was a good idea at the time. Plus they hoped it would serve as a deterrent for those creatures to attack, which they found only makes them angry, making them all the more dangerous."

"So what's our course of action? You and me against who knows what at the volcano while the pirates show off their gold coins?"

"Not really. I asked the captain for three crewmates to wait for us outside the village, telling him we could search for the Dung while he bargained with the elders."

Like three pirates will bring much difference, Crim thought to himself. They met the three pirates outside the village, and they introduced themselves as Claude, Jerry, and Patch. With adventure in their hearts and the smell of Dung spurning them on, they traveled north to face unknown dangers.

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Past Funfillers
Battle for the Dung
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7
Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13
Important Science Fact
Snot
Other
Dance Party! | Revenge of the Impatient Ones