If you were a superhero, what would your name/powers be?

[Ashes]

How would I know?

I don't know, I'm just optimistic.

[Asthaloth]

name: Setekh (obviously )

titles: the chaos bringer, the pestilent one, consort of Nepthys, master and commander of all that is.

Power: omniscience, ie; All knowing.
immortality? easy, potion 38298
uber strength (enough to kill even superman)? sure, potion 3742897
how to build a inter galactic capable battle cruiser? potion XV8295

pesky superhumans coming to stop my reign of terror?
pshw, saw em coming before they even thought of the idea, my ion cannon equipped, plasma cannon toting, rail-gun wield Orach took them out weeks ago.

pesky Banshees screeching at you?
im all knowing, i know how to stop them (and then make them join my unending legions of darkness ofcourse)

silly ascendant beings think they can ruin up my empire?
my new ascendant killing Kull warriors will get em!

yeah im a bit meglomanical, but hey, as i was always told, make no small plans.

[Ashes]

name: Setekh (obviously )

titles: the chaos bringer, the pestilent one, consort of Nepthys, master and commander of all that is.

Power: omniscience, ie; All knowing.
immortality? easy, potion 38298
uber strength (enough to kill even superman)? sure, potion 3742897
how to build a inter galactic capable battle cruiser? potion XV8295

pesky superhumans coming to stop my reign of terror?
pshw, saw em coming before they even thought of the idea, my ion cannon equipped, plasma cannon toting, rail-gun wield Orach took them out weeks ago.

pesky Banshees screeching at you?
im all knowing, i know how to stop them (and then make them join my unending legions of darkness ofcourse)

silly ascendant beings think they can ruin up my empire?
my new ascendant killing Kull warriors will get em!

yeah im a bit meglomanical, but hey, as i was always told, make no small plans.

Blimey, you really have thought about it, haven't you.

[Asthaloth]

oh yes i have

[Syrill]

I would be the Insanioderangiomaniac ^^ I would fight crime by annoying people to the point of insanity by constantly using long words and saying my name over and over and over again...So basically my superpower would be the ability to speak endlessly...to be able to read a 500 page essay without taking a breath (*imagines a funeral*)

*watches as everybody begins edging away*
Sheesh...I was just kidding...well, at least the part about to the point of insanity...just enough to give them amnesia

[JellyFish72]

*edges away*

Oh, and I thought of my name: The Mind Reader! Unique, huh?

[pokemew233]

I don't know what superhero I'd be. My friend would be Victorman though. It's an inside joke from when we did Frankenstein at our school.

I guess I'd be Little Shop of Horrors Man. Or something like that. My ability would be the ability to bleed on cue probably. Or feed carnivorous plants.

Can you come back to me?

[Christopher]

Alchemy *w00t*

[zapcrackleflash] *Pulls spear out of ground*

[flashepilepsyexplode] *Enemy turns into giblets*

I would have thought turning stuff into gold might be more your thing?
Or is that what you meant by alchemy?

That too. You don't have to limit yourself to changing metals.

[Katy]

My power would be Postcognition: I remember things that have happened to me.

My name would be Master of the Obvious.

Hey, wait, I already am a superhero.

[Articfox]

I would be 'The Postman' I could instentaneously transport any package I wanted anywhere at anytime using my teleportation techniques which are of coarse secret and stuff. I would also have some power to open some kind of trans-dimensional gate and all that...I think I'd probably make some kind of trans-dimensional army or something equally amazing. They'd be the classic toadies you see in He-Man or from them old Bugs Bunny cartoons, you know the ones, with the mobster and all. "DUHH- we have captured the, uhhh *drooling mindlessly*"
Yeah, that would be cool, I'd would wear some postal service outfit, just with a cape. I'd live amog the stars in my amazing space fortress. Which I got from some other highly advanced dimension.

Of coarse once having a heart of good I turn evil in some cliche blockbuster hit movie kinda way. I see the light as a trans-dimensional gateway spews from my brains which would have been sucked out of my mind by some Jedi or something, I dunno, it gets kinda hazy there.

[Asthaloth]

I would be 'The Postman' I could instentaneously transport any package I wanted anywhere at anytime using my teleportation techniques which are of coarse secret and stuff. I would also have some power to open some kind of trans-dimensional gate and all that...I think I'd probably make some kind of trans-dimensional army or something equally amazing. They'd be the classic toadies you see in He-Man or from them old Bugs Bunny cartoons, you know the ones, with the mobster and all. "DUHH- we have captured the, uhhh *drooling mindlessly*"
Yeah, that would be cool, I'd would wear some postal service outfit, just with a cape. I'd live amog the stars in my amazing space fortress. Which I got from some other highly advanced dimension.

Of coarse once having a heart of good I turn evil in some cliche blockbuster hit movie kinda way. I see the light as a trans-dimensional gateway spews from my brains which would have been sucked out of my mind by some Jedi or something, I dunno, it gets kinda hazy there.

unfortunetly with a power like that i would have to capture you (using my omniscience, prehaps a bit of blackmail or somthing, whatever takes my fancy i guess)
and get you to bring me unicron!

[Chao]

My name would be "Shade" and my power would be the ability to create and destroy miniature black holes.

My sidekick would be "Night boy", who rountinely gets pelted with garlic and holy water for comedy relief.

[Medusa]

Hmmmm... I'd want my name to be 'Malevolent' and I would want to be master of deception/stealth/manipulation/trickery. I will destroy the evil from within unless they offer me a really good deal ($$$) and then I'd be quite happy to convert and be a faithful 'servant' of the dark-side. It's all about the control! Control = power, yay! Yes, I'd pretty much be doing it for my own personal gain in one form or another.

[Articfox]

I would be 'The Postman' I could instentaneously transport any package I wanted anywhere at anytime using my teleportation techniques which are of coarse secret and stuff. I would also have some power to open some kind of trans-dimensional gate and all that...I think I'd probably make some kind of trans-dimensional army or something equally amazing. They'd be the classic toadies you see in He-Man or from them old Bugs Bunny cartoons, you know the ones, with the mobster and all. "DUHH- we have captured the, uhhh *drooling mindlessly*"
Yeah, that would be cool, I'd would wear some postal service outfit, just with a cape. I'd live amog the stars in my amazing space fortress. Which I got from some other highly advanced dimension.

Of coarse once having a heart of good I turn evil in some cliche blockbuster hit movie kinda way. I see the light as a trans-dimensional gateway spews from my brains which would have been sucked out of my mind by some Jedi or something, I dunno, it gets kinda hazy there.

unfortunetly with a power like that i would have to capture you (using my omniscience, prehaps a bit of blackmail or somthing, whatever takes my fancy i guess)
and get you to bring me unicron!

Unicron or Unicorn? Because those unicrons, heh heh, those things are ka-razy.

[Sock]

I would have the power to procrastinate and to sing really badly, but everyone loves me anyway, and I would be the Procrastinator!

(Disclaimer: I am tired. Anything I say should not be used against me at later times.)