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"I never should have gone to the Haunted Woods that day, or at all, for that matter..."

Albert was a Spotted Kacheek and an aspiring gardener. One day when he visited the Haunted Woods to try to make a garden there, he was cursed by the Esophagor who turned him into a Mutant. If Albert gets the Esophagor food, it may one day lift the curse it placed on him.

He makes two prominent appearances, the first one being in Mutant Graveyard of Doom, and the second in its remake, Mutant Graveyard of Doom II.


Albert feeds the Esophagor to lift the curse.

Albert first appears in the game, Mutant Graveyard of Doom, playing the role of the main antagonist.

Mutant Graveyard of Doom[edit]

Main article: Mutant Graveyard of Doom

Albert was featured in the game Mutant Graveyard of Doom, in which he had to collect spooky food for the Esophagor so the curse placed upon him will be lifted. There were several enemies along the way which he must dodge. He has 3 lives to collect all the food on that level. If the level is completed, Albert will temporarily turn back to normal before quickly becoming mutant again. The game was placed in the Game Graveyard in 2004.

Mutant Graveyard of Doom II[edit]

Main article: Mutant Graveyard of Doom II

As Mutant Graveyard of Doom II was essentially a remake of the previous version, both the story and game play remain the same, with Albert collecting food the the Esophagor in the midst of a dark graveyard fill with enemies.

Better Than You[edit]

Albert has been a contestant on Better Than You twice:

Date: August 27, 2009 Listen to those howls. Nothing like the Haunted Woods on a full moon. Say, you want to have a race in the graveyard tonight? I bet I can beat you blindfolded!
Game: Mutant Graveyard of Doom II
Score: 3,800
Prize: Ghostkerchief Dagger

Date: October 27, 2011 The Esophagor wants to go trick-or-treating, so I suppose it's good that he's got me looking out for him. Otherwise, it'd be a pretty sad Halloween for a fellow who can't exactly go door to door. Not that you'd want him to...
Game: Mutant Graveyard of Doom II
Score: 2,700
Prize: Halloween Dribblet Plushie


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