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  • Snowball Fight Guide by Pendragon13

    Fist thing’s first, read the instructions! But if you’re too lazy to click the button, here’s a quick summary:

    1) Each game, you have 50 snowballs
    2) To aim, put you mouse on or near the target, to throw a snowball simply click
    3) Do not hit a faerie, you will loose 10 snowballs
    4) If you hit Dieter the Polarchuck, you gain 10 snowballs

    All of the pets earn you 10 points in the middle and 5 points slightly outside except the Meepit. This earns you double. (20 points, and 10 points.)

    There are two ways of getting more snowballs. One of them was said above, hit the Polarchuck. Another is to type snowghettiandmeatball (when there is enough space). Each gets you 10 more snowballs.
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  • Make 15,000 Neopoints in 1 Hour Just by Playing Games by ola_koala

    Hi and welcome to my guide to making 15,000 np in one hour after playing fast simple flash games. In the guide I have put a “minimum” score that you will need to get to reach the 10,000 np mark after just one hour. I’ve also put a “my score” mark that tells what I scored, and what you will need to score to exceed the 15,000 np mark. Note: It will take 60 minutes of game time. Loading the games, and practice games were not included in the 60 minutes of time.

    Jubble Bubble-15 min.

    In this relaxing Maraquan you must surround the Maraquan Kikos in protective bubbles. The music is very soothing. It’s a great game to start the hour.
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    Originally posted 2012-01-01 15:07:08.

  • The Dr. Sloth Neopets Song by Megax1

    Every time that I look in the mirror
    A new eye to see even clearer
    The faerie’s gone
    It went by like kacheek to brawn
    Isn’t that the way
    Everybody’s got their beauty in life to pay

    I know what nobody knows
    Where it comes and where it goes
    I know its everybody’s skin
    You got to lose to know how to win

    Half my life is in potions’ written titles
    Live and learn from fools and from grarrls
    You know its true
    All the things come back to you

    Mutation, mutatin’ you
    mutated me, with mutated goo
    mutation, if it’s just far away
    Maybe tomorrow Dr. Sloth will take you away
    (x2)

    Dr. Sloth, Dr. Sloth
    Dr. Sloth and mutant goo
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    Originally posted 2011-12-02 10:52:50.

  • Gormball Opponents

    Thyassa the Chia

    He may seem cute, and playful, but he is nothing of the sort. Thyassa is the most devious clever Gormball player ever on the face of Neopia. Ranked #1 in the world, and undefeated in all major championships. This Chia is one to be reckoned with!

    Brian the Scorchio

    Brian has been known to cheat… just watch him, his eyebrows start to twitch when he is thinking of new ways to win unfairly! Currently ranked #41 in the world, he bears the shame of being kicked out of last worlds Gormball championships for using a rigged ball!

    Grundo Chef

    When he isn’t compacting lovely gourmet food into easy to swallow nutrient pills, Grundo Chef loves to play Gormball. His cafe ‘Grundos’ supplies all the catering for major championships.
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    Originally posted 2011-11-27 09:59:48.

  • A Tactical Guide to Get Over 200 Points in Hasee Bounce by Katdragon

    If you’re a beginner at Hasee bounce, there are full guides out there for you to look at, to tell you how to play the game. It took a while for me to learn how to get over 200 points in the game, and if you’re having trouble, hopefully this guide will help.

    Please keep in mind that this is for people having trouble getting over 200 points at Hasee Bounce, but they may help more experienced players too!

    1. There are actually a few variations on the Hasee bounce game:
    a) Mostly dung and single donutfruit
    b) Lots of single donutfruit and a few letters
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    Originally posted 2011-11-18 20:32:16.