The least likely things to get published in the NT

skizzy the wonder lizard · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:48 pm

hiddenneggs! you're a genius! that post should be put up somewhere permanently on the PPT site. :roflol:

here's one:

Hey, That Looks Familiar: The Games Neopets Has Ripped Off and Where to Find Them

Rachel · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:50 pm

hiddenneggs wrote:

Running a Joke into the Ground
The Neopian Way of Life

Chapter 1: Dung -- This (*stuff*) Never Gets Old
Chapter 2: Asparagus -- More of the Same (Just re-read Chapter 1)
Chapter 3: Snot -- The Other Green Meat
Chapter 4: Invisible -- Bet You Didn't See That One Coming
Chapter 5: Day 13 -- The Calendar Giveth, the Pant Devil Taketh Away
Chapter 6: Assigning Blame -- This Was Going to Be a Great Chapter, But the Garden Gnomes Caught NeoFlu, and Dr. Sloth Turned the Word Processor's Clockwork into Sludge, and the Rest of Us Were Busy Playing a Tournament and Meeting Merchandise Contracts and . . . Here, Beat up This Pteri, if We Remember to Tell You How
Bonus Chapter: Don't Worry, We'll Get Chapter 6 to You Soon, and It Will Be Uber-Cool
Chapter 7: -Blocked- -- A World Made of Jelly? I Suppose Next You'll Tell Us You Go There Daily for Free Food and Can Buy Things There and Play a Game and . . .
Chapter 8: Guess What? -- One of the Possibilities in the Poll For How the Pet Should Look Is a Joke, Tee-Hee, Can You Tell Which One?
Chapter 9: We'll Give You a Hint -- It's the One We Pretend Is Winning, Tee-Hee
Chapter 10: Vomit -- The Next Big Color Makes a Splash

that's just perfect!!!

Edit: "I would tell you the name of this article, but it's not been released yet and i'm not allowed"

Fiddelysquat · **Posts:** 2476 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 9:18 pm

"Curious Mynci and the Electrical Outlet"
"Where do Baby neopets Come From?"
"101 Ways to Abuse the Request Forms"
"Fantastic Cheat Programs and Where to Find Them"
"'I'm 11 and Pregnant' and Other Fun Things to Say on the Neoboards"
"Sloth and Jhudora: Forbidden Romance"
"How the Momocerous Mutilates its Prey"
"Submersive Advertising: New Age Brainwashing"
"Count Von Roo and the Mysterious Underwear"
"Hookin' Up on Neopets: An In-Depth Guide to Finding your Soul Mate"

Morningstar · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:06 pm

Oh, Hiddenneggs, that is a priceless piece of work! I kept laughing harder and harder with each new chapter. Now, if you put that on a t-shirt I would wear it in pride.

Here's my measly one, which is bit of a play on words from the old movie and book "Love Story": Neopets means never having to say you're sorry.

:battar:

Get it? A joke? No apology for the glitches? ... 0 for 1 :battar:

CrewWolf · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:14 pm

Fiddelysquat wrote:

"'I'm 11 and Pregnant' and Other Fun Things to Say on the Neoboards"

Go on the neoboards much Fidds? :roflol:

These are all so funny! I've got to go think of some now :lol:

Rachel · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:53 pm

if we come up with enough does anyone mind me putting them all together and seeing if they will actually publish it in the NT??? (i'll credit you all at the bottom)

Of course the last one on the list would be 'this article'

Sock · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:58 pm

r4che1 wrote:

if we come up with enough does anyone mind me putting them all together and seeing if they will actually publish it in the NT??? (i'll credit you all at the bottom)

Of course the last one on the list would be 'this article'

Some of the things, I don't even think we should write to the staff! XD; Like Fidds' Neoboards one...even though that was hilarious.

Even if we did do it, who would we say it was by? The PPT General Chat?

dog · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:09 pm

Why Neopets is Going Downhill
The Freezing System is Corrupt!
TNT's Lies Throughout the Ages
101 Ways to Misuse Asparagus

HollyPop · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:21 pm

"5 catch-all reasons why we'll say you were frozen, and 1001 ridiculously unfair reasons why you actually were frozen"

"Pretending to be Neostaff: how to do it convincingly"

"Buying all your plushies on eBay: how to avoid giving Neopets any money"

"250 interesting ways to get round the neoboard filters while still getting your obscene message across"

"Real-life names and addresses of Neostaff, so you can hunt them down"

Rachel · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:26 pm

Sock wrote:

r4che1 wrote:

if we come up with enough does anyone mind me putting them all together and seeing if they will actually publish it in the NT??? (i'll credit you all at the bottom)

Of course the last one on the list would be 'this article'

Some of the things, I don't even think we should write to the staff! XD; Like Fidds' Neoboards one...even though that was hilarious.

Even if we did do it, who would we say it was by? The PPT General Chat?

i wont include them all, but it would be worth seeing if they're willing to take the joke

besides even if its not published, it should give them a laugh

Selunca · **Posts:** 241 **Joined:** Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:11 pm

Top ten reasons to avoid the message boards
Scamming 101
How to annoying top "Popular" neopian players!

Morningstar · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:45 pm

dog wrote:

101 Ways to Misuse Asparagus

OK, I'm not even going there.

*Chellie · **Posts:** 305 **Joined:** Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:08 pm

Heres mine...

"How to Say TNT is Dumb in 10 New Languages"
"Guide on Waiting for Neoschools"
"Why Adam Denies His Own Creation-Jelly World"
"How to Annoy TNT Into Releasing NeoSchools"
"How to Make Chain Letters"

...well those are my few contributions...

*Chellie · **Posts:** 305 **Joined:** Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:08 pm

CrewWolf wrote:

Fiddelysquat wrote:

"'I'm 11 and Pregnant' and Other Fun Things to Say on the Neoboards"

Go on the neoboards much Fidds? :roflol:

These are all so funny! I've got to go think of some now :lol:

Actually seen that one a couple times...once in my guild, theres some odd things I mean people on Neopets.

cap · **Posts:** 909 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 4:02 am

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