Serial Killer Game

[thelilbear]

Bob has returned from his knitting seminar, and needs to satisfy his blood lust!

Princess Miyu peeks through the door. Bob attempts to karate chop her in the head, but Princess Miyu blocks him and runs away.

Bob takes out his anger on the next person to come in the room, Typhoon. Bob does a flip over his head and snaps Typhoon's neck.

Lovio Neko taps Bob on the right shoulder, but when Bob looks back LovioNeko sneaks by on the left and scrambles out the door.

Unfortunately, Mjrinella has just entered the room on Bob's right, and Bob rips out Mjrinella's heart with his bare hands.

the_dog_god tries to list the reasons why Bob shouldn't kill him, but Bob is having none of it. Bob launches a flying kick into the_dog_god's stomach, sending him into a row of spikes that have been conveniently placed on the wall.

Regarding the rules: It's supposed to be 24 hours after you die, but you can post as many times as you want until your death scene is posted. I haven't been too strict on this, so if you haven't done it, don't worry, I probably didn't notice Just try to do it in the future.

As promised, here is a hint: Mjrinella had the right basic idea when he mentioned the even numbers of words.

[Mongrel]

Here's a list of the number of words in each non-killed sentence, and the number of syllables after that.
Posts consisting of a single line? High Bob. 6, 2
Hello, Bob the Dummy, how are you today? 8
Hello, Bob. How are you today? 2, 6
Bob, can I have the coke that Wind's about to get you? 12
Maybe something like this? Hi Bob. 4, 2
Bob, how you feelin today? Oh, and I still rule. 5, 5
What day is today? Hi Bob. 4, 2
Are you tuna fish, Bob? I think you are. 5, 4
Bob, who you killin today? And I still rule. 5, 4
My favorite color is green, what is yours? Hi Bob. 8, 2
How are you doing, Bob? I am out to get you. 5, 5

I'm not seeing any pattern.


How are you doing today? You look wan, Bob.

[Sigh]

oh gosh, i don't wanna die *cowers*

[Rox]

I think the rule is to have more than 6 words in the post and ask a question

Kamehameha!

[CWisgood]

Are you a tuna fish, Bob? I think you are.

[TDG]

Testing something:

Posts consisting of a single line? High Bob.

[mjrinella]

Ok, I think this one has something to do with usernames. It seems like I always die, and Princess Miyu always lives xD. I had a lot of theories, but the fact that LovioNeko survived killed them all. I'm thinking it may have something to do with Capitals. Like, LovioNeko has two capitals. Princess Miyu has two capitals. So, as of now my guess is that the username needs to have two capitals in it. Or an even number of capitals in it.

Bob, stop killing me! >:o

Edited because I bolded it instead of italic-ing it.

[Katherine]

This looks fun


Bob is wierd.

[CWisgood]

Ok, I think this one has something to do with usernames. It seems like I always die, and Princess Miyu always lives xD. I had a lot of theories, but the fact that LovioNeko survived killed them all. I'm thinking it may have something to do with Capitals. Like, LovioNeko has two capitals. Princess Miyu has two capitals. So, as of now my guess is that the username needs to have two capitals in it. Or an even number of capitals in it.

Bob, stop killing me! >:o

Edited because I bolded it instead of italic-ing it.

Eh, Uncle Xyzzy died too.

[Blake]

No, that can't be it.... I already got killed before on this game.

Bob, how are you today?

[thelilbear]

Bob had a bit of a cold, but after drinking some chicken soup, he's back and raring to go.

The first to challenge Bob is Moongewl. He takes a swing at her, but the NyQuil must still be in his system, as Moongewl slips out the door.

sigh_driven tries pleading for her life, but Bob is having none of it. Bob pulls out his hatchet. It'll be hard for sigh_driven to sigh without a head.

Roxas_X comes in and shouts a weird word at Bob. Bob grabs his bow and shoots an arrow right through Roxas_X's neck.

CWisGood asks Bob if he's a tuna fish. This makes Bob laugh, and CWisGood is able to skip out of reach.

the_dog_god comes in while Bob is laughing, so Bob doesn't hear him. the_dog_god makes his escape.

Mjrinella has a capital idea, but it's not close enough to save him. Bob swings his ax and cuts Mjrinella in half.

KCharles thinks it's fun to taunt Bob, but Bob doesn't like to be taunted! He jumps on his rocking horse, grabs his lance, and runs it through KCharles' stomach.

CWisGood tries to only post in italics, but since italics don't count for the rule, that makes it a blank post. Bob doesn't take kindly to that. He pulls a plastic bag over CWisGood's head and ties it shut.

LovioNeko asks Bob how he's doing on this day. "Feeling murderous!" replies Bob, and hits a button on the wall. A guillotine blade falls and cuts LovioNeko in half.

[Rox]

Question: Is it 24hours after our post or after the murderations?
In case I can...
Get this thing off my neck! >.<

[mik19180]

Strangely, I feel that Bob may actually be defeated soon.

[CWisgood]

CWisGood tries to only post in italics, but since italics don't count for the rule, that makes it a blank post. Bob doesn't take kindly to that. He pulls a plastic bag over CWisGood's head and ties it shut.

Eh, I only wanted to reply to mjrinella's post, since my last message was yet to be judged. Ah well. Since "Are you tuna fish, Bob? I think you are." and "Are you a tuna fish, Bob? I think you are." both evaded Bob's wrath, it probably has nothing to do with the number of words.

Bob, don't you think you smell? Go take a bath!

[TDG]

Testing whether "Bob" is required.

Posts consisting of a single line? High Bob.

Posts consisting of a single line? High Sam.