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Twitchy
 Post subject: How To Annoy Your Waiter
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:37 pm 
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Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.

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Eat the check

:roflol: :lol:

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HAHA! I'll have to try the check one. If I don't hurl while during it.
EMETOPHOBIA! O_O

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lol, these are great. I'm done the minimum wage one before because the waiter was being a jerk.

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I'm collecting vinyl
I'm gonna DJ,
The end of the world!

'Cause if heaven does exist
with a kickin' playlist,
I don't wanna miss it at the end of the world!
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Leave the tip in pennies. I've done it before to an annoying waiter ;)

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these are great... just remember to annoy the waiter AFTER you eat... annoying before can give REALLY bad opportunity for retaliation... :evil:

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Miyu
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I am a waitress and these all suck.. very funny though!! One time I crumbled a bunch of crackers on the surface of the table..and added a little water.. to make a paste sort of.. then stuck my plate on top of it. The gal was extremely annoying and was so rude as well..

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I got one. Always pronounce their name wrong.

"Oh oh excuse me Jawy. Yeah Joey, sure whatever."

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I got one. Always pronounce their name wrong.

"Oh oh excuse me Jawy. Yeah Joey, sure whatever."


LOL brings back memories of Goodness Gracious Me :roflol:

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haha

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:roflol: When you get your order say I didnt order this!, and keep doing that.

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