Pink Poogle Toy Forum

Fortunately, there are loopholes for every law.

unfortunately, got confused and wound up hanging himself from the loophole.

Fortuantley, the loophole was made of the loose strings you find on your shirts. So it broke fairly easily, allowing to escape.

Unfortunately, when the was escaping, tripped and fell into a bottomless pit.

fortunately, 's horn horn snagged on the side of the bottomless pit, and was able to climb out.

Unfortunately, a flesh eating zombie was waiting for him beside the pit.

Fortunately, the flesh eating zombie was friendly.

Unfortunately, the zombie's cat wasn't.

Fortunatley, the cat had had it's claws removed and all it's teeth had fallen out.

Unfortunately, the cat had fleas infected with a fatal desease, and they attached themselves onto

Fortunatley had, *heroic music* "Bug Away!" Garanteed to exterminate all bugs larger than the can!

Unfortunately, his can of *heroic music* Bug Away! was empty.

Fortunatley, the lid on the can of *heroic music* Bug Away! could be doubled as a dog whistle. so a dog could come and catch the fleas.

Unfortunately, the dog was insane and made a barking noise which made the fleas go awol...and become more lethal.

Unfortunatley, by then, the bugs had jumped on the dog who was at that time, dying a horrible death.