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Fortunately his mother found him

Unfortunately, his mother was very disppointed in him

Fortunately she felt sorry for him and took him home.

Unfortunately he got a spanking when he got home.

Fortunately he found the superglue and glued a cusion to his bum.

Unfortunately, this was after the spanking

Fortunately it made it easier for him to sit down.

Unfortunately, everyone laughed at him because he had a cushion on his bum, and it looked very silly.

Fortunately, "everyone" was only actually a weedy little nerd, whom Harold easily incapacitated.

Unfortunately, that weedy little nerd was the only person who knew the secrets the universe, and the knowledge was lost along with him.

Fortunately he was only incapacitated, so he woke up the next day, wrote it all out, got it publlished, and within a week, there was a copy in every single household.

Unfortunately he got brain damage when he was incappacitated and thusly all the information was nonsence... Or was it?

Fortunately, the weedly little nerd had created an gigantic, growing fan base of other weedly little nerds, and they all protested that it was the truth.

Unfortunately, it wasn't

Forutnately a large Monty Python foot came down and squished everyone thus ending the debate.