Chass: Bono is the devil. Well, actually, he dressed up as one once. We call him MacPhisto, no idea why. I just know this because I know everything about Bono, which makes me a square. He's not even that good looking either, and he's totally old. He could be like, my dad. So it would be totally gross to fancy someone as old and practically decaying as Bono. Me, personally? I'm a Good Charlotte girl myself. Emo music isn't really all that emo, if you're into that sort of thing. I like cars and money, not boys. This is why I find Good Charlotte appealing, don't you? And also, I'm really into American Idol. That Kellie Pickler is really something, eh? I really love her style of music. Country rules! Good Charlotte should really go country; we're lacking emo music in that genre. And we all know it's not a genre if it's not emo! I'm quite a fan of hohos myself; no twinkies here! Twinkies aren't really my thing, unless they involve American Idol propoganda. Also, it is my life's aspiration to become a cheerleader for the Lakers! I really love to dance around in little clothing rooting for athletes; it's just what I'm good at! So anyway, the main thing you'll ever need to know about me is that if you mention Moulin Rouge in any way, shape, or form, I will kick you in the hindquarters. That movie is the most blasphemous, disgusting, and gross movie ever. And I hate blasphemy! Boo to blasphemy! Disgusting and gross things are also bad, because I like flowers and prettyness! I often dance around fields wearing long skirts and oversized tie-dyed shirts just because I can! The flowers are my friends, what about you?
the greatest love story never told.
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