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LOL. I'm with you on that one!.

Caption Contests...Seems like monday wednesday and friday CCs are different now. Maybe it's because wednesday's news lacked one? Techincally, Friday lacks one as well.

Oh, of course! How silly of me. Yeah, it does make things a little confusing to have the news show up early.

March 3rd continued (again!)

*Neoschools have been released. HAH! You fell for that 'cancelled' thing, didn't you?

*The Scorchio, Shoyru, Tsukaninny and a few other pets have gotten much-needed touch-ups.

*This marvelous Faerie Eyrie is now available at the rainbow pool!

*But if that doesn't cheer you up, maybe this Grey Draik will have some sort of reverse-psychology effect?

*..hm... that's odd... it seems there has been some activity at the space station. No, your petpet did not just squeak 'Virtupets' =) You're imagining things.

But the tuskaninny looks fine now T_T *shakes fist at the sky* CURSE YOU TNT!

March 3rd news again....again...again!

*There is a strange new potion in Neopia, and an empty bottle of it was seen next to this creature that looks vaguely like a Bori. Perhaps you should keep your pet away from it? *Insert Mutant Bori pic*

*Oh dear... it seems this JubJub travelled too far up Terror Mountain. *Insert snow JubJub pic*

*To all those people who have loyally been with Neopets for long periods of time we are finally recognizing you. There are prizes for 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 years on the site. For those of you in the higher levels, you also get the prizes for all the lower years (e.g. Someone who has been on Neopets for 4 years receives the prizes for 1, 2, 3, and 4)

Yeah, I know. =) But you know they'd mess something up. (Though since it's a TUSKaninny.. they should all have tusks. *loves tusked animals/mythical critters*)

* Oh, we revamped the Lupe, Zafara, Draik and the Lutari has now been released as this cute winged otter thing with sickingly huge eyes. =D

Really, I think the Blumaroo needs a bit of a touch up. Not a major one, though. Same with the Shoyru and Scorchio.

* In additon to all the other new colors released, we have added the Jedi paint brush to the mix. Get your lightsabers ready.

* Not only can your pets be painted Jedi, but they can fight like one two with all these new lightsabers for all you battledomers.

* To make all sci-fi fans happy, the new Jaffa color has been added. With Goa'uld does your pet serve? [Sorry. I'm watching Stargate right now]

* Hey! Look at that! Your neohome can now have modern technology. Rush out to get your pet a television, cellphone or computer right now.

* Gamers will be very happy to hear this: all games on the site will be the Featured Game until the end of the week. Not only that, but we have permanently tripled all of the payouts.

* For WC fans, all games can now be played to earn map pieces.

This is all I can think of now. If I get inspired...

* As an addendum, we've convinvced the grumpy skeith in charge of the bank to let you cash out the bonds that were placed in your name when you created the account. You didn't know you had bonds, did you? Well, surprise! The bonds are worth 1 Million Neopoints for every year you've been here, prorated down to the month. Click Here to see how much you have available, but be warned that you can only cash your bonds ONCE. Once cashed, they're gone forever.

*The battledome has now been fully animated. And there will be blood.

* Thanks to the marvels of genetic engineering, we have successfully created real world Neopets. We will be sending you a living, breathing version of all of your pets as fast as possible. Note: You still have to feed, clothe, and care for your pets. (That will teach all of you that don't care for your pets, unlike those kind and caring PPTers).

WooHoo!!

but, but...what about all the 6 years?

Year 6+ players get a coveted 5th neopet slot.

Okay I just thought of a couple others. I'm sorry if they aren't good, but I am half-asleep and giggling at some of these as I am thinking about them

*We have found out where Dr. Sloth has been hiding, and you are invited to go give him a piece of your mind. If you manage to beat him, you get a free pass to the Neopets Premium, for LIFE!" *NOTE: Sloth would be easier to beat than the Chia Clown*

*Sick and tired of all the piles of stuff laying around your SDB? These are now retired, and will no longer be given out for anything. And if you are really smart, you'll figure out which one we have given special powers to. *Pile of Dung would be a BD Item stronger than a Snow Mudball*

*We've gotten rid of the limits on training for any pet that is a year or older, or for owners that have been playing for over 18 months.

*For one day only, All of the Hidden Tower Items we have ever had will be in a non-descript location for the low low price of 100,000NP! Of course due to supply limits, we can only let each person buy until the tower is fully out. BUY BUY BUY!

*The faeries have been feeling nice lately, and have teamed up and convinced both Illusen and Jhudora (I know, amazing work!) to keep their quest items to below 100k np items according to the Shop Wizard. They are also thinking about allowing you to use the shop wizard for quests, but we're not sure on that yet

*And in other news, Adam choked today and inadvertantly blew up the system we use to keep good items overpriced, and bad ones underpriced. Who knows what's going to happen now? *All items for the next week are like 10 Np in shops, creating havoc in Neopia as rapid deflation and angry letters to Adam fly.