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... you try to greet your Mongmong petpet and it tries to kick you in the head.
... you try to fight harmless Punchbag Bob and he blasts you with a 600 icon-inflicting attack.
... you withdraw 10 million neopoints from the bank, only to have the Tax Beast tax you 10% on the next page refresh, be robbed by Meerca bandits and on the next refresh, have your account stolen soon after and then being locked out of your account due to a freeze-happy monitor.
... the female you've gotton friendly with in the neoboards is really an 80 year old man who wears crop tops and tight denim skirts.

... you have to post on something like this!
... nothing happens. at all. because TNT HATES YOU.
...the pet to whom you give singular devotion 25 hours a day is ACTUALLY POSSESED BY THE PANT DEVIL! MWA HA HA!

...a TNT employee asks for your password and then freezes your account; maniacally laughing "HAHAHAHHAHA! YOU DIDN'T READ THE RULES!"
...you are frozen. For nothing. Oh wait, isn't that when TNT likes you?
...the flash games turn on you, so all of your scores get reviewed but you never get the scores or the NP. Ever.
...you go RSing and buy forty items that were worth 300K a minute ago. Now they are worth 2NP.

... the Kookith at the petpet lab keeps zapping your petpet into a Pile of Dung.
... the Tombola man whacks your pets every time you try to pull a ticket.

Sloth turns your cool weapon into a pile of sludge.

While it's equipped to your pet.

In the middle of a battle.

... when one day you log into Neopets to find that your Mynci has a sudden, out-of-nowhere obsession with electrical outlets.

...you spend all your Neopoints on a Darigan Paint Brush the day before TNT give one out to every person that visits the Advent Calendar

...you finally get your lookup looking just like you want it to then TNT reset your lookup

...borovan sends you a Ghostkersword then freezes you because it was duplicated

...you manage to beat Neoquest II InSaNe! fast enough to win the trophy, then there's a roll-back

After six months of trying to get your artwork published, it's finally accepted and you realize you mispelled Maraqua and are now plummeled by neomail of people heckling you about it. Add to that a new comic just published with 88+3+1=91 and near hatemail level of neomails that would generate.

... when they kill your pets.

- when your pets die
- when your pets run away

*When you receive a neomail saying "If you had pulled the lever of doom yesterday, just one more time, then you would have got the avvie. Have a nice day"

..you forget to log in for a week and realize three plot episodes have been released in your absence

...you donate to the Money Tree, and as you leave, the ghosts take 164 np from you...

...as you debate about weather accounts should just sit there if they haven't been touched in 3 years TNT suspends you for "trying to scam"

...you wake up in the morning to find out the rest of the LDP had been released while you were sleeping, the war had been fought and won and that your prize had been lost in the mail

...your Interactive Neopets Toy interactively bites you in in the butt