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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:27 am 
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Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, the perfect guy, and an old lady are walking down a street when they simultaneously spot a $100 bill. Who gets it???




The old lady, of course! The other three don't exist.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:40 am 
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lol, I heard that joke before, just in a different way!


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Me too I heard it more like:
Santa clause, the tooth fairy and a blond nuclear Physisist are walking down the street they see a £50 note who gets it first?

No-one because none of them exist!


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Never heard it, though I think I've heard something like it...

WOAH! Chronic, that version was good!


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:lol: I never heard that one before, its really funny!


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I've heard that in blonde joke format. It's a good joke.


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I heard something like that except it was a joke for women mostly...
Santa Clause, the perfect guy and the perfect woman all got into a car crash. Who lived?
The perfect woman. Santa isn't real, and no man is perfect. ;)

But I like this person too.


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