The official penguin joke topic.

d00d! {Penguin Grenade} · **Posted:** Fri Sep 03, 2004 11:56 pm

Here's one to start us off--

So a guy is pulled over for a having ten penguins in his backseat. But the policeman lets him off when he explains he's taking them to the zoo.

But a week later, Penguin-Man is back. The policeman says "What the bloody heck are you doing? You said you were taking them to the zoo last week!"

The guy says, "I know! They loved it so much, we're going to the aquarium today."

Combusken BG · **Posted:** Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:19 am

Here a classic one that I expect almost everyone heard.

What is black, white and red all over?

A sunburn penguin.

o_0 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:48 am

Stealing a joke.
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin. Who's in the newspaper. :roflol:

I know. It was funny. XD

shapu · **Posted:** Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:33 am

Sick joke alert: tiny font for a reason.

What's black and white and red and black and white and red and black and white and red?

Penguin in a blender.

Normal joke:
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
They have no pockets.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Doomed.

zorg · **Posted:** Sat Sep 04, 2004 11:10 am

LOL hillarious

I like the desert one, and the first one with the zoo

Silver · **Posts:** 39 **Joined:** Sat Sep 04, 2004 2:49 am

The first one made me chuckle. XD

o_0 wrote:

;) Stealing a joke.
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin. Who's in the newspaper. :roflol:

I know. It was funny. XD

Yeah, I didn't get that at first. But I think I understand it now, still a wee bit confused. o_O

shapu · **Posted:** Sun Sep 05, 2004 3:15 am

It helps if it's spoken aloud.

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