We all hate spam and chatspeak, but some people just don’t know any better. That’s what this guide is for: The top 10 things NOT to post on the boards [Note: all text between SQUARE brackets are my commentaries]:
10) The 5 words of DOOM:
U, PLZ, OMG!, PWN, and who can forget, WAT?
9) “I Know” topics are possibly the most annoying kinds of posts, here are some unforgettable ones:
I KNO WER THE HIDN TOER ISS!!!1!1!!11!
I KNOE WEYRE TEH FUNGIS CAV IZ!!!!111!!!2
I NO HOW TP GWT A GTUNFO!!11!
I KNOH JOW RO HEEL A PRT!!!1
8) Mean boards are EVEN worse then I know boards, here are a select few I got off of the boards a few days ago (some are also reporter boards):
PNG! WYE UZ EVRY1 MEEN? IF U WNT TO REPOT MW DNT
CLK!!!11
WY IS EVR1 A REPRT HPY?11!?
STP REPRTNG MEEEE!!!!1
7) “SCAMMED” boards are also a classic:
PNG!!!I GT SCMED! HLP MEE!!1
I WZ SCAMMMD! HLP!!!! PLZ PLZ PLZ GIMME’ STUF!!11!
WAT DO I DOO? I GAV SMNE MY PQ FR NP AN THY TOK AL 28
OFFF MYE NP!!!!111!
6) Brain fried from chat-speak? Well here are some slightly more grammatical ones (but still annoying):
Girls talk! (Boys sneak in)
Girlz tak [I couldn’t resist :P]! Boyz sneek in throo
vents!
All ppl under 13 chat heer!
5) There’s the INCREDIBLY HARASSING “Gimme’” boards:
*censored name* GIMME’ A MILLION NP!!! [God, these anger me SO much! Leave her alone!]
GIMME’ GIMME’ GIMME’ *censored name*
GIV MEE A MILON NL PR IYL REPRRT YOO!!11!
4) The cursed B-DAY BOARDS!:
ITZ MEY V-DY! YAY!! GIMEE STUDD!!!!
NAOPTZ GAV MEE A PTPT FOR MYE B-DAT, THY SAD ANY1 HOO
DOSNT GEST REPTD!! HURRY! (I WNT A KRAWK) [You won’t believe how many of these I saw!]
3) The Trade Boards of DOOM!!:
ILL GIVE YOU AN IXI PLUSH FR A PB! IT SAYS THER RARE!
GIVE ME A PB! I’L GIAV YU 400 NP!!
[boards are too stupid to post any more]
2) Never, ever, EVER post “Rate” boards! Like:
Rate my pets, or VOTE for my pets! etc. etc.
1) Last thing to do is post a board saying:
Am I a n00b? or Am I stoopid? or Am I an idiot?
Thanks for reading my guide! Feel free to neomail me! – foxwolf25
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