Talk:Altador Cup III

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Article Started

I started the article, just to let you know that it may be needing some re-word issues and I will also help for when the Cup eventually starts on the 12th. --ForbiddenRoze 15:04, 7 Jun 2008 (GMT)


Speculation

I like facts. I know that the Cup will be up in a few days so the issues will become moot but I feel that, as a encyclopedia, we shouldn't necessarily be recording the up-to-the-minute happenings that the Neopets News sites would, including the speculation, which is why I attempted to remove most of it in my rewrite of this article or to at least mark it more clearly as blatant speculation. --Cath 09:05, 9 Jun 2008 (CDT)

Quiz questions

I remember we used to put the quiz questions somewhere, but don't ask me where, so I will just leave them here. Oh, and I bet Macbeth loved question 10.--Demon 14:58, 13 Jun 2008 (CDT)

"Are you SURE you're not from pest control?" The Quiggle peers at you suspiciously. "I wouldn't put it past them to send in their own team."


She flips wildly through the papers on her clipboard, then clears her throat. "Let's get started!"

1. Your Neopet is sad! What do you do?

    • Dig out that Blue Ixi Plushie.
    • Play Kacheek Seek.
    • Visit the Merry-go-round again and again and again and...
    • Feed it brains. Zombies like brains.

2. Quick, name the most gourmet food you can think of.

    • Thornberry Brew
    • Grundo Toe Lint
    • *burp* Sorry, what?
    • Bagguss!

3. Pretty strange weather we're having, hmm?

    • Yes.
    • It's not my fault, I swear.
    • Nah, Mortog storms are normal.
    • No, I like sunshine. ^^

4. Do you believe that your team will win the Altador Cup this year?

    • Of course.
    • Is this a trick question?
    • I don't HAVE a team yet.
    • No. Ha! Reverse psychology!

5. How many Petpets can you fit into your Safety Deposit Box before it implodes?

    • Hypothetically?
    • I'm contacting the PPL
    • Oh, at least ninety.
    • None! *saves Petpets*

6. The Soup Kitchen or the Giant Omelette: which do you prefer?

    • *Sniff* I'm actually rich, thank you.
    • I just adore the Soup Faerie!
    • I feed omelettes to my baby Pteri.
    • Jelly World does not exist.

7. What's your favourite Yooyuball strategy?

    • Brute force
    • The Jhudora Trick
    • The Beekadoodle Technique
    • Making lots of goals

8. Has your Neopet ever worn a Tin Foil Hat?

    • Yes.
    • Yes.
    • Yes.
    • It's all the rage, darling.

The Quiggle snorts. "Back when I was a little Quiggle, we all wore Tin Foil Hats. Nowadays, anyone can come along and take over your minds. You just wait and see."

9. How many kinds of Petpets are there?

    • Abominable Snowball, Acko, Airax...
    • Neopets can have Petpets? O_o
    • Let me check my gallery.
    • Two: Meepits and Meepit victims.

10. What is the average velocity of an unlucky Grarrl falling from Faerieland?

    • Uh...
    • What a horrifying idea!
    • Tyrannian or Maraquan?
    • 42 metres per second.

11. Do you feel that this quiz has appropriately addressed whether or not you should wear plaid with polka dots?

    • Yes.
    • Absolutely not!
    • ...I thought this quiz was about the Cup?
    • Oh goody, where can I buy some?

"Okay, that's it. Hand over those answers so that I can get back to business, and you can get on with removing Symols -- I mean, playing Yooyuball."