Talk:Altador Cup III

Article Started

I started the article, just to let you know that it may be needing some re-word issues and I will also help for when the Cup eventually starts on the 12th. --ForbiddenRoze 15:04, 7 Jun 2008 (GMT)

Speculation

I like facts. I know that the Cup will be up in a few days so the issues will become moot but I feel that, as a encyclopedia, we shouldn't necessarily be recording the up-to-the-minute happenings that the Neopets News sites would, including the speculation, which is why I attempted to remove most of it in my rewrite of this article or to at least mark it more clearly as blatant speculation. --Cath 09:05, 9 Jun 2008 (CDT)

Quiz questions

I remember we used to put the quiz questions somewhere, but don't ask me where, so I will just leave them here. Oh, and I bet Macbeth loved question 10.--Demon 14:58, 13 Jun 2008 (CDT)

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"Are you SURE you're not from pest control?" The Quiggle peers at you suspiciously. "I wouldn't put it past them to send in their own team."

She flips wildly through the papers on her clipboard, then clears her throat. "Let's get started!"

1. Your Neopet is sad! What do you do?

• • Dig out that Blue Ixi Plushie.
  • Play Kacheek Seek.
  • Visit the Merry-go-round again and again and again and...
  • Feed it brains. Zombies like brains.

2. Quick, name the most gourmet food you can think of.

• • Thornberry Brew
  • Grundo Toe Lint
  • *burp* Sorry, what?
  • Bagguss!

3. Pretty strange weather we're having, hmm?

• • Yes.
  • It's not my fault, I swear.
  • Nah, Mortog storms are normal.
  • No, I like sunshine. ^^

4. Do you believe that your team will win the Altador Cup this year?

• • Of course.
  • Is this a trick question?
  • I don't HAVE a team yet.
  • No. Ha! Reverse psychology!

5. How many Petpets can you fit into your Safety Deposit Box before it implodes?

• • Hypothetically?
  • I'm contacting the PPL
  • Oh, at least ninety.
  • None! *saves Petpets*

6. The Soup Kitchen or the Giant Omelette: which do you prefer?

• • *Sniff* I'm actually rich, thank you.
  • I just adore the Soup Faerie!
  • I feed omelettes to my baby Pteri.
  • Jelly World does not exist.

7. What's your favourite Yooyuball strategy?

• • Brute force
  • The Jhudora Trick
  • The Beekadoodle Technique
  • Making lots of goals

8. Has your Neopet ever worn a Tin Foil Hat?

• • Yes.
  • Yes.
  • Yes.
  • It's all the rage, darling.

The Quiggle snorts. "Back when I was a little Quiggle, we all wore Tin Foil Hats. Nowadays, anyone can come along and take over your minds. You just wait and see."

9. How many kinds of Petpets are there?

• • Abominable Snowball, Acko, Airax...
  • Neopets can have Petpets? O_o
  • Let me check my gallery.
  • Two: Meepits and Meepit victims.

10. What is the average velocity of an unlucky Grarrl falling from Faerieland?

• • Uh...
  • What a horrifying idea!
  • Tyrannian or Maraquan?
  • 42 metres per second.

11. Do you feel that this quiz has appropriately addressed whether or not you should wear plaid with polka dots?

• • Yes.
  • Absolutely not!
  • ...I thought this quiz was about the Cup?
  • Oh goody, where can I buy some?

"Okay, that's it. Hand over those answers so that I can get back to business, and you can get on with removing Symols -- I mean, playing Yooyuball."

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The previous year quiz is located here. And for completeness, the following are the initial speech and the respond after clicking on "Submit Your Answers" --SwordFire ^{( talk | contrib )} 00:44, 14 Jun 2008 (CDT)

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Initial speech

Good, you're here. When can you get started on the Symol infestation?

The harried Quiggle blinks at you, then frowns. "What? You want to PLAY in the ALTADOR CUP?! Pest control technicians can't play. You have to be an athlete."

She drops her clipboard, dives for it at the same time as you, and manages to whack you in the skull. "What are you doing? It's a clipboard, not a Yooyu! Hmph. Look, since you're certain that you're here to play Yooyuball, you have two options."

"If you know what team you want to sign up for, head over to the Sign-up Station. If you're as confused as you look, I'll fire some questions your way to determine what team is best for you. What'll it be?"

Respond

Hmph... Could be worse... then again...

The Quiggle examines her paperwork, then finally sighs and shakes her head.

"I'm sorry, but you don't qualify for the Defenders of Neopia. You simply don't have the necessary superhero characteristics - wait, sorry, wrong test." She shuffles through more papers. "Ah, that's better."

"This is the team that you should sign up for, according to our Altador Cup Quiz of Persuasion." She hands you a slip of paper, which reads:

Thank you for your interest in participating in the Altador Cup.

Your recommended team is:

(Random team and join button)

Please note: Results are not guaranteed, and may be subject to errors, inaccuracies, lapses, mistakes, falsehoods, untruths, and discombobulations of the highest order. Should you wish to appeal the results, please note that by taking this test you have agreed to binding arbitration in the Faerieland court system. This test is not valid in nonexistent worlds.

"Right, so off you go. No, you don't technically have to sign up for this team, but the quiz is never wrong. It says so in the fine print." She squints at her paperwork. "...I think. If you want to join a different team, please head to the Sign-up Station to fill out the proper forms."