Difference between revisions of "The Faeries' Ruin"

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*:''Guard things all day long with this action figure set!''
*:''Guard things all day long with this action figure set!''
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*'''1001 Rougish Comments''' - 2,700 points
*:''Become even more insulting with this book of handy phrases to hurl at your enemies. (Hurl the insults, not the book.)''
*'''Master Control Platform Home Edition''' - 3,000 points
*:''This is too confusing. How about a nice game of Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers?''
*'''Harmful Faerie Artefacts''' - 3,500 points
*:''A comprehensive list of all the dangerous faerie artefacts out there, so you know which ones to steal... for the greater good, of course.''
*'''Commemorative Epic Lithograph''' - 3,900 points
*:''An epic lithograph that commemorates a truly epic moment in epic Neopian history... Epic.''
*'''Captain of the Guard [[Stamp]]''' - 4,000 points
*:''This stamp should only be used on the most critical correspondence.''
*'''Stone Faerie Statue''' - 4,500 points
*:''This IS just a statue, right? Hey, has anyone seen [[Cronjobbia]]?''
*'''Hansos Legitimately Acquired Dagger''' - 5,000 points
*:''This stunning dagger is sharper than Hansos wit! He still has the receipt.''
*'''Sinking Faerieland Trinkey''' - 5,000 points
*:''Too soon?''
*'''Brynnso [[Plushie]] Set''' - 5,500 points
*:''OMG! Joined at the hip, just like in real life!! *flail*''
*'''The Nox Memoirs''' - 6,000 points
*:''Remember back before Nox got killed? Good times, good times...''
*'''Xandras Cunning Disguise''' - 6,000 points
*:''Wait... you mean Xandra and the villain who crashed Faerieland are the same person? Ridiculous! Xandra wears glasses. The villain doesnt wear glasses.''
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Revision as of 02:52, 26 January 2011