Neopian Times

The Neopian Times is the weekly Neopets newspaper first released on January 25, 2000. Released every Friday (unless time constraints can't allow it), the content of the newspaper is all user submitted, ranging from articles about certain Neopets features or fan fiction told through stories or comics. It also features an editorial by site administrator and Neopets co-creator Donna Williams, which answers user submitted questions about Neopets, making it the best source of information about Neopets straight from The Neopets Team.

Contents

Originally featuring only a few articles in the beginning, the Neopian Times has become a large weekly project filled with user-submitted articles, stories and comics. There are 4 categories users can enter their submissions into: Articles, Short Stories, Comics and Series: Articles act as an informaton source, users either submit non-fiction writing to teach users about a certain aspect of Neopets, such as its games or give tips on aspects of the game such as auctions etc. Articles can also contain ficticious news coverage of Neopia or interviews with notable Neopian characters such as the Soup Faerie, the Island Mystic or even Sloth's Mom! Sloth's Mom. Articles are between 1,000 and 50,000 words long.

Short Stories contain Neopets-themed short stories on a range of different topics (comedy, adventure, horror, etc.). Stories can be about anything the user chooses so long as it is Neopets-themed and stays within the guidelines of the Neopian Times. Short stories are between 1200 and 4000 words long.

Comics contain pictures or art drawn/animated by users depicting Neopets situations, usually containing jokes or a serious plot line. Users can also submit other forms of art besides pictures, such as photos of Neopets merchandise or Adobe Flash animation. Comics are accepted in GIF and JPEG format, ranging 470 pixels in width and 200 KB in file size.

The final category users can submit to is Series, which can be the most difficult. A series is a fictional story far too long to be a short story (more than 4000 words) and must be told over a series of parts. When a new series is submitted into the Neopian Times, it features in the "continued series" section in the following week's Neopian Times until its final part is published. Series average 6-8 parts with a limit of 12 parts (The Neopets Team limits the number so other authors will have a chance to be published), each part can be from 1,500 to a maximum of 50,000 words. A user can't have two series stories being serialized at the same time.

Along with all the user-submitted content, users can ask questions of The Neopets Team through the Editorial. Questions that are picked are said to be random, but are sometimes picked by the TNT if it's something they're being asked often or they think it should be answered. Questions from game play, real-life merchandise, rules of playing Neopets, suggestions. Questions that include a joke or praise of Neopets are often chosen but all the answers give some insight to Neopets. The Editorial is perhaps the most popular feature of the Neopian Times, due to the fact TNT is directly interacting with the community and valuable information can be gained.

Appearance

Over the years the Neopian Times has gone through many appearance changes. The first few issues appearance had a banner of a man and a woman in 80's style with the text "For an easier life". Users could send in short stories, series and comics (comics section didn't appear until a later date). Pages still exist, but the links to the stories and comics don't work any more.

The second version was released on (need date) and was made out of tables. While continuing to showcase stories, an official comics section was introduced in issue 57. This version also had a Guild Spotlight, showcasing certain guilds on Neopets, but was stopped in issue ?, around the same time the banner was replaced with a gold engraving of a Jubjub reading the Neopian Times. The link to these issues do not go to the old issues, but redirect to the newest version of the Neopian times.

The third look was a bigger version of the second look. A Quote of The Week was added, which quoted a line of text out of a story in that issue, along with a sidebar on the right which contained direct links to stories/comics, saving the user time by not having to search for individual stories in their own sections. Also, if a user was reading an article with a certain character in it that was in another one that issue, a direct link to it would appear on the sidebar as well. the buttons used to navigate the sections were made smaller, and the banner with the Jubjub was now changed to how many Neopians had read the Neopian Times instead of just saying 12,500,000.

The most recent version is similar to the third design, but it is easier to navigate (The featured stories on the front page are in a blue table for example). The navigation buttons were replaced with text and a random caption was posted on the left under the banner. The banner reads The Neopian Times with a blue quill on each side.

Editors

The first editor of the Neopian times was Josh, or better known as Mr. Shankly. His trademark was his love of dung and most of the submissions in his last issue, issue 75, contained dung as a farewell gift, such a hippiesoul's short story The Dung Hero. The Editor who replaced him was Felicia, better known as Ms. Snowflake. She worked at Neopets in various roles (such as Email Support) and rose the ranks to become the Neopian Times Editor until she left on issue 195 to become an accountant. Droplet, Snowflake's assistant, continued as editor and has been they editor of the times up November 2006.

Inside references

Over the years as the Neopian Times community grew, the writers began to have an influence over the content of the Times, the White Weewoo being the most prominent example. The author laurensama, also known as Linny, wanted a White Weewoo to resemble Hedwig from Harry Potter so much, fellow authors hid White Weewoo references in their stories, comics and articles, and even made it one of the symbols for the Neopian Times Writer's Forum. An official drawing of a White Weewoo was finally seen in the story The Weewoo of White, and an official item image was found on October 23, 2003. Snowflake gave the authors who were published in that week's issue a White Petpet Paintbrush, and the White Weewoo was released on October 28 (or 26/27), and could be seen as an Neopets holiday for writers.

There is also Chet Flash, a fictional and non-existent character in the Neopian Times, who is seen pretty much everywhere in comics, articles, and even stories. The exact date of Chet Flash's first appearance in the Times is currently unknown but the idea of such began at the character began in a NTWF forum thread.

Criteria for publication

The rules and guidelines for entering into the Neopian Times is strict, due to the fact the TNT can't control user submitted content, but must make sure the content is family friendly for the world to read. The main rule to always follow is to keep all entries Neopets-themed. From there, content must follow the basic rules which all users must follow while playing the website: No hightly intimate material such as dating/kissing, violence inappropriate to younger audiences, real life or fictional religion in Neopia, crude or disgusting Neopets behaviour, Neopets acting like real life animals (eating out of dog bowls), hybrid species (two different species combined into one, unless it's created by The Neopets Team), or real life family dilemmas (parents in a custody battle over a child). Users also can't write about the sponsor products which are featured on Neopets, even if Neopets are shown interacting with them. Articles speaking the rules and guidelines of Neopets are also prohibited, along with articles taking place inside Jelly World, due to the continued joke of TNT saying it does not exist.

One of the more difficult topics to write about in the Neopian Times is the users themselves, and how they are presented in the world of Neopets. Users who write about themselves as the owners of their Neopets is the most common and allowed form users portray this, but what they are as a species makes it more complicated. Female users can easily say they are faeries, while male users cannot as there are no and will be no male faeries in Neopets. However a user presents themselves or humans in the Neopian times, they must always make it Neopets-themed, and never include real life times and places such as speaking of the planent Earth (and its solar system) or humans' origin in Neopia.

There are some plot devices which are debatable in terms of having them enter into the Neopian Times, one of the most common being the appearance of technology (automobiles, planes, computers, radios, phones, television, video games). Many of these items make appearance in the website and not just as sponsor material. The Space Station also has a large amount of technology which can be made available to the rest of Neopia. Characters such as Nigel drive a car (a Ferrari no less), Brucet B was called on the phone during Brucey B and the Lucky Coin, and games such as Skies Over Meridell and The Return of the Return of Dr.Sloth show flying devices have already been created.

The mortality of Neopets is also an issue, because while user Neopets cannot die, those in plots can, making death an almost taboo subject to write about. Action scenes where Neopets are in constaint threat of death (or excessive violence in genral) may be rejected from enrty, despite the fact many plots contain similar situations. The dead Neopets themselves also cause concern, as they can become zombies who wish to eat others brains or a Ghost. While what happens to the dead is mostly a taboo subject in Neopets, it was a major topic in The Tale of Woe, which not only dealt with the graves of those who died but communicated with long dead spirits.

Other items which may or may not be included in articles are things which don't exist in Neopets as their time of writing into an article, such as colours (example: Asparagus Kacheek), uniquely coloured Neopets (Fire Neopet with green flames), several types of creatures (Neopets, petpets, petpetpets, faeries, or monsters), Diseases, items, or worlds/planets/realities. Plot devices such as these are unknown if they can or cannont be allowed, as the Neopian Times has featured stories talking of different worlds and characters not on Neopets. And sue to the nature of fan fiction, limiting things like these cuts back and much of the creativity writers can put into an article.

Trivia

• The issue count (week 1, week 2, etc.) was reset in the third version of the Neopian Times.

External links

• The Neopian Times, Neopian Times Submission Form, Neopian Times Stone Age Archives
• Help File: How do I get my story or article in the Neopian Times?, Where can I see the old issues of the Neopian Times?, How do I get a subscription for the Neopian Times?, How do I submit a comic strip to the Neopian Times?, Tips for getting your submission in the Neopian Times, I was looking at someone's record and it said they had a Neopian Times trophy. How do you get those?
• Editorial: 28, 30, 40, 52, 58, 69, 71, 74, 117, 123, 133, 135, 137, 153, 166, 169, 177, 184, 198, 199, 205, 207, 215, 218, 231
• Selected Fansite: The Neopian Times Master Index, Neopian Times Writer's Forum

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