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[[Image:Neocola | [[Image:Neocola ad.gif|frame|right|[[Dr. Sloth]] advertising Neocola.]] | ||
'''Neocola''' (sometimes ''Neo'''C'''ola'') is a brand of [[Neopia]]n [[Wikipedia:Cola|cola]] [[Wikipedia:soft drink|soft drinks]] that | '''Neocola''' (sometimes ''Neo'''C'''ola'') is a brand of [[Neopia]]n [[Wikipedia:Cola|cola]] [[Wikipedia:soft drink|soft drinks]] that appear to be inspired by the real life brand [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi Cola]] - the Neocola logo is a cropped rotation of the Pepsi logo. It is the principle rival of [[Achyfi]], and contrasts their wide line of elaborate flavours with varieties designed for a more general appeal. Neocola is often advertised tongue-in-cheek-ly by [[Dr. Sloth]]. | ||
There were hints and some other, less conventional flavours - including [[Juppie]] and cheese (formerly [[Koi]]) - in the description for ''Cherry Neocola''. [[The Neopets Team]] [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=86 later suggested] that these may have been prototypes that were never marketed. | There were hints and some other, less conventional flavours - including [[Juppie]] and cheese (formerly [[Koi]]) - in the description for ''Cherry Neocola''. [[The Neopets Team]] [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=86 later suggested] that these may have been prototypes that were never marketed. | ||
==Varieties== | ==Varieties== | ||
[[Image:Neocola cans.png|frame|left|Several varieties of Neocola.]] | [[Image:Neocola cans.png|frame|left|Several varieties of Neocola.]] | ||
As of April | As of April 2009, there are nine canned varieties of Neocola, and two retired bottled varieties: | ||
*'''Apple Neocola''' - ''We didnt think it could be done... but yes now Neocola is available in tangy apple flavour.'' | *'''Apple Neocola''' - ''We didnt think it could be done... but yes now Neocola is available in tangy apple flavour.'' | ||
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*'''Diet Neocola''' - ''A can of Diet Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day. Only one calorie also!'' | *'''Diet Neocola''' - ''A can of Diet Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day. Only one calorie also!'' | ||
*'''Grapefruit Neocola''' - ''Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Grapefruit for that zesty taste your Neopet will love!'' | *'''Grapefruit Neocola''' - ''Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Grapefruit for that zesty taste your Neopet will love!'' | ||
*'''Raspberry Neocola''' - ''Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Raspberries for that zesty taste your Neopet will love!'' | *'''Raspberry Neocola''' - ''Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Raspberries for that zesty taste your Neopet will love!'' | ||
There is also a [[Battledome]] weapon, the ''Shaken-up Can of Neocola'', that does 2 - 5 icons of air damage and 2 - 5 icons of water damage. Neocola is the subject of two [[book]]s, a [[toy]] and a [[plushie]], a jellypop, and fizzy and non-fizzy varieties of [[wikipedia:Gummies|gummy candies]] (called ''Neocola Bottles'' and ''Fizzy Neocola Bottles'' respectively). | |||
==Neocola Machine== | ==Neocola Machine== | ||
[[Image:Cola machine.gif|frame|right|The remote vending machine on Kreludor.]] | [[Image:Cola machine.gif|frame|right|The remote vending machine on Kreludor.]] | ||
The Neocola Machine is a | The Neocola Machine is suspicious a [[vending machine]] located on [[Kreludor]]. It accepts Red, Green, or Blue Neocola tokens bearing [[Dr. Sloth]]'s visage, and dispenses [[Virtupets]]-, Dr. Sloth-, or Neocola-related prizes and a sum of [[neopoints]]. The machine - apparently a thinly disguised 'Doom Dispenser 3000' machine - has options for the following beverages (although none of them are actually ever dispensed, and apparently do not exist): | ||
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*''Dr. Slother'' - parodying ''[[wikipedia:Doctor Pepper|Doctor Pepper]]; | *''Dr. Slother'' - parodying ''[[wikipedia:Doctor Pepper|Doctor Pepper]]; | ||
*''Diet Doom'' | *''Diet Doom'' | ||
*''Na'cho Cola'' | *''Na'cho Cola'' | ||
*''Smite'' - parodying ''[[Wikipedia:Sprite (soft drink)|Sprite]]''; | *''Smite'' - parodying ''[[Wikipedia:Sprite (soft drink)|Sprite]]''; | ||
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*''Alt-Tab'' - lampooning the [[wikipedia:alt- | *''Alt-Tab'' - lampooning the [[wikipedia:alt-tab|task switcher shortcut]] and the drink ''[[wikipedia:Tab (soft drink)|Tab]]''; | ||
*''Minion Maid'' | *''Minion Maid'' Parodying Minute Maid | ||
*''Mountain Poo'' - parodying ''[[wikipedia:Mountain Dew|Mountain Dew]]''; | *''Mountain Poo'' - parodying ''[[wikipedia:Mountain Dew|Mountain Dew]]''; | ||
*''Dehydrated [[wikipedia:water|H2O]]'' - an [[wiktionary:oxymoron|oxymoron]]. | *''Dehydrated [[wikipedia:water|H2O]]'' - an [[wiktionary:oxymoron|oxymoron]]. | ||
|} | |} | ||
In addition to selecting one of these fictitious beverages, the user can also choose to press a red button zero, one, two, three, ten, or [[wikipedia: | In addition to selecting one of these fictitious beverages, the user can also choose to press a red button zero, one, two, three, ten, or [[wikipedia:42|forty-two]] times. A prize is dispensed after this, including: | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*'''[[IDB]]:''' [http://idb.finalhit.org/indepth/id/2320 Shaken-up Can of Neocola] | |||
*'''Editorial:''' [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=72 #72], [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=86 #86], [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=147 #147], [http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&issue=158 #158] | *'''Editorial:''' [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=72 #72], [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=86 #86], [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=147 #147], [http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&issue=158 #158] | ||
*'''Neogreetings:''' [http://neopets.com/sendgreeting.phtml?sponsearch=&greeting_id=278 Neocola Advert] | *'''Neogreetings:''' [http://neopets.com/sendgreeting.phtml?sponsearch=&greeting_id=278 Neocola Advert] |