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Advisor Wessle

2008-03-06T12:40:49Z

Tigerman: /* External links */

A [[Kyrii]], advisor Wessle was involved in the [[Usurper!]] plot.

==info==

Species : Kyrii
Age : 32
Occupation : The King's Chief Council on Domestic Affairs
Favourite Food : Anything that makes a really big mess.
Quote : "Now, don't tell anyone that I told you this, but..."

As Sakhmet's craftiest statesman, Advisor Wessle is always up-to-date with the latest gossip circulating around The Lost Desert. Thanks to his wily ways, Wessle has established himself as a major force within The Royal Palace. His sly charm and engaging wit might seem harmless enough, but beware--Wessle knows every trick in the book, and he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants.

"Don't get me wrong," Wessle says as he pulls his chair up to yours. "Senator Barca and I have been friends since we were young... all I'm saying is that sometimes, you know, she can get a bit... moody. Like the other day, I was playing Pyramids and talking to my good buddy Senator Palpus, and she comes storming into the room talking about, 'Palpus, quit wasting your time with Wessle and get over here for this Council meeting.' Who does she think she is, talking to us high-ranking officials like that?"

"Speaking of temperamental women who don't know their place, what is the deal with Princess Vyssa? It's not like anyone has made her Queen yet... and she thinks she can go around, telling grown folks like us what to do? It's ridiculous. She's just a girl, she's not ready to run the entire Lost Desert! Why, I've even heard... now you realise, this is totally top secret, so don't tell anyone... well I've heard that sometimes, she'll put on a disguise and go out among the commoners. Can you imagine that? If she isn't careful, she's going to find out what it's like out there in the real world, and take it from me... she isn't gonna like it!"

==External links==
*'''Neopedia:''' [http://www.neopets.com/neopedia.phtml?neopedia_id=35 Advisor Wessle]
*'''NeoDeck:''' [Advisor Wessle]

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[[Category:Kyrii]]
[[Category:Usurper!]]

Advisor Wessle

2008-03-06T12:38:20Z

Tigerman: /* External links */

A [[Kyrii]], advisor Wessle was involved in the [[Usurper!]] plot.

==External links==
*'''Neopedia:''' [http://www.neopets.com/neopedia.phtml?neopedia_id=35 Advisor Wessle]
*'''NeoDeck:''' [Advisor Wessle]

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[[Category:Kyrii]]
[[Category:Usurper!]]
Species : Kyrii
Age : 32
Occupation : The King's Chief Council on Domestic Affairs
Favourite Food : Anything that makes a really big mess.
Quote : "Now, don't tell anyone that I told you this, but..."

As Sakhmet's craftiest statesman, Advisor Wessle is always up-to-date with the latest gossip circulating around The Lost Desert. Thanks to his wily ways, Wessle has established himself as a major force within The Royal Palace. His sly charm and engaging wit might seem harmless enough, but beware--Wessle knows every trick in the book, and he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants.

"Don't get me wrong," Wessle says as he pulls his chair up to yours. "Senator Barca and I have been friends since we were young... all I'm saying is that sometimes, you know, she can get a bit... moody. Like the other day, I was playing Pyramids and talking to my good buddy Senator Palpus, and she comes storming into the room talking about, 'Palpus, quit wasting your time with Wessle and get over here for this Council meeting.' Who does she think she is, talking to us high-ranking officials like that?"

"Speaking of temperamental women who don't know their place, what is the deal with Princess Vyssa? It's not like anyone has made her Queen yet... and she thinks she can go around, telling grown folks like us what to do? It's ridiculous. She's just a girl, she's not ready to run the entire Lost Desert! Why, I've even heard... now you realise, this is totally top secret, so don't tell anyone... well I've heard that sometimes, she'll put on a disguise and go out among the commoners. Can you imagine that? If she isn't careful, she's going to find out what it's like out there in the real world, and take it from me... she isn't gonna like it!"

Advert Attack

2008-03-06T12:20:31Z

Tigerman: /* How to play */

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{{Infobox Game| GameImage=ctp 204.gif
|GameID=204
|World=Virtupets Space Station
|Categories=Action
|Ratio=150 : 100}}
It's the latest game from Virtupets Studios - '''Super Race'''. It's a no-holds barred race to the finish where you control [[Ace Zafara]] and try and sprint faster than the computer-controlled Race Robot.

However, the marketing department of Virtupets Studios has been trying lately to earn extra revenues from this game's popularity... you have been warned!

==How to play==
Click on the '''Go!''' button with your mouse pointer as many times as you can to make Ace run faster. However, advertisements will pop up and prevent you from clicking. Close and move them out of the way to continue clicking the '''Go!''' button unhindered. Each round you complete in the game will earn you a 50 point bonus to your total. if you want more detail follow this game guide.

Hmmm... Advert attack... if you don't know what advert means, it means Advertise Attack :D. Anyway, this game is quite easy. It's a race between you, Ace Zafara, and the computer! Ace Zafara is trying to race a robot to the finish line. However, since this game is so popular, Dr. Sloth decided to add popups to it! After all, you can never have too much money for the next invasion.

Controls:
The mouse is the only thing you need to play this game. It is used to close the pop-ups and to make your spaceship go by clicking on the "Go!" buttons.

Instructions:
To play, all you must do is continuously hit the "GO" buttons that pop up. Each time you press one, Ace Zafara moves up a little towards the finish line in her spaceship. Once you get to level two, ads will start to pop up. Click only on the "X" or "Close" buttons to get rid of them. Clicking anywhere but there will make one more ad pop up.

This game is really frustrating, though. If you hate advertisements then I wouldn't suggest playing. This game might cause a lot of stress as it doesn't give a good amount of Neopoints for all the work you put into it. Each round of the game, more and more pop-ups pop up. This game is great if you have fast mouse skills. The only round that doesn't have pop-ups is the first level. All of the others have pop-ups.

Okay, the first level is easy. No ads! After that, ads appear. Then more ads, then bigger ads, then more, bigger, harder to close ads! And ah, sorry, you can't use those anti-pop-up programs because they won't work!

Some tips: remember to only close ads that are in between you and the "Go" button.

Don't click the actual ads, or else you'll get even more of them; click only the close button!
There are always exactly 30 '"Go" buttons in every single level.
Remember to calm down and don't get so mad when you lose...
And the pop-ups aren't real ones so don't worry

Cheat! Typing the phrase "nopopups" during the game will make all pop-ups on the screen disappear. (Once per game.)

Okay, that's all for my guide. You might become crazy after playing this game, just remember not to listen to that little voice beside you :D

This guide has been written by: Keen

==Trivia==
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|http://images.neopets.com/neoboards/avatars/acezafara.gif
|}
*Scoring over 700 points (previously 550) will give the user the ''Ace Zafara'' [[avatar]], released February 3rd, 2005
*Typing "nopopups" during play will clear the screen of all pop-ups (Once per Game)
*Advert Attack is featured as a stamp in the ''Virtupets'' section of the [[Stamp Album]], and a [[book]] titled '''Advert Attack Guide Book''' also exists, said to give tips to help close the ads. However, reading or having this this book in a users [[inventory]] does not effect gameplay.

==External links==
*'''Game Links:''' [http://neopets.com/games/play.phtml?game_id=204 Advert Attack], [http://neopets.com/games/advertattack.phtml Advert Attack (alternate)]
*'''[[PinkPT]]:''' [http://www.pinkpt.com/advertattack_sub1.htm Advert Attack Game Guide], [http://www.pinkpt.com/advertattack_tip.htm Advert Attack Game Tips]

[[Category:Action Games]]