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Neopets: The Official Magazine

2009-09-28T22:34:15Z

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'''Neopets: The Official Magazine''' is the official magazine about Neopets. Released bi-monthly, and is published by [http://www.beckett.com Beckett Media].

==Content==
Each issue of the Neopets Magazine features a note from the editor, a ''Lenny's Trivia Challenge'' (a version of [[Lenny Conundrum]]), an FAQ similar to the editorial of the [[Neopian Times]], a cut out poster of the front of the cover and something random on the other side, and an art gallery filled with user submitted artwork and a "how to draw" feature.

===Issue 1===
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|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag01.jpg
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'''''Cover'''''
*''Main:'' [[Illusen]]
*''Title:'' ''Red'' [[Aisha]], ''Blue'' [[Kougra]] and [[Faerie]] [[Kacheek]]
*''Back:'' Art of [[Jeran]] [[Neopets TCG]] card[http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=1&id=16]
'''''Features'''''
*'''Top 10 Most Talked About Items In Neopia''' - An article detailing 10 items the users of Neopets were all talking about. They were...
<table width="500"><tr><td width="250" valign="top">
:1. [[Thyoras Tear]] 
:2. [[Seasonal Attack Pea]] 
:3. [[Wand of the Dark Faerie]] 
:4. [[Illusens Staff]] 
:5. [[Moltenore]]
</td><td width="250" valign="top">
6. [[Faerie Paint Brush]] 
7. [[Mootix]] 
8. [[Hand Painted Scarab]] 
9. [[Darigan Paint Brush]] 
10. [[Faerie Slingshot]] 
:''Bonus Item:'' [[Dung]]
</td></tr></table>
*'''Neopets is Now in the Cards!''' - Article detailing the soon to be released Neopets TCG.
*'''Beginners Guide to the Trading Post''' - Article showing how to use the [[Trading Post]] to the users advantage.
*'''Perfect Neopets Porducts''' - Article showing Neopets merchandise.
*'''Gallery of Evil''' - Showing a few of the villains/monsters in the [[Gallery of Evil]] and the [[Battledome Equipment]] they use in the [[Battledome]]. They were...
<table width="300"><tr><td width="150" valign="top">
:*[[Shadow Usul]]
:*[[Spider Grundo]]
:*[[Meuka]]
</td><td width="150" valign="top">
*[[Commander Garoo]]
*[[Count Von Roo]]
*[[Vira]]
</td></tr></table>
*'''Neopoints To Ponder''' - Detailing ways a user can change the [[Rainbow Pool|colour]] of their Neopet.
*'''Poster Inside:''' Art of Jeran Neopets TCG card
*'''How To Draw:''' Illusen on the cover
*'''Surfing Neopia''' - Article sharing Neopets fansites. They were...
:*[http://www.neoaddicts.net Neoaddicts]
:*[http://www.blumaroos.cjb.net Clare's Blumaroo Site]
:*[http://www.neoitems.net Neoitems]
:*[http://www.soup-faerie.com Soup-Faerie.com]
*'''Plushies on Parade''' - Lists all current real life Neopet and [[Petpet]] Plushies.
*'''Discover the Secret of the Volcano''' - A story about the upcoming [[Mystery Island Volcano]] [[plot]].
*'''Character Guide to Petpets''' - A list of descriptions for 6 [[Spooky Petpet]]s. Thet were...
<table width="300"><tr><td width="150" valign="top">
:*[[Bearog]]
:*[[Meowclops]]
:*[[Ghostkerchief]]
</td><td width="150" valign="top">
*[[Meepit]]
*[[Slorg]]
*[[Sludgy]]
</td></tr></table>
*'''Neopets The Trading Card Game''' - A pictoral checklist of cards 1 - 120 of the Neopets TCG ''Base Set''.
*'''NeoQuest II''' - [[Mr. Insane]] answers questions about the upcoming [[NeoQuest II]].
*'''Jelly World''' - An article about [[Jelly World]] mentioned in the contents of the magazine, but doesn't exist within it.
*'''Last of the Grundos: Part 1''' - The first part of a comic telling the origin of [[Gorix]] and events which took place during [[Arrival of Virtupets]].
 

===Issue 2===
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|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag02.jpg
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===Issue 3===
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===Issue 4===
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|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag04.jpg
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===Issue 5===
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|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag05.jpg
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===Issue 6===
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|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag06.jpg
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===Issue 7===
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|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag07.jpg
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===Issue 8===
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|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag08.jpg
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===Issue 9===
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|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag09.jpg
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===Issue 10===
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|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag10.jpg
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===Issue 11===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag11.jpg
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===Issue 12===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag12.jpg
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===Issue 13===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag13.jpg
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===Issue 14===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag14.jpg
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===Issue 15===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag15.jpg
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===Issue 16===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag16.jpg
|}
 

===Issue 17===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag17.jpg
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===Issue 18===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag18.jpg
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===Issue 19===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag19.jpg
|}
 

===Issue 20===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag20.jpg
|}
 

===Issue 21===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag21.jpg
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===Issue 22===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag22.jpg
|}
 

===Issue 23===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag23.jpg
|}
 

===Issue 24===
{|align=right
|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/150x150/beckett_mag24.jpg
|}
 

===Issue 25===
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|http://images.neopets.com/shopping/issue25_beckett.jpg
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==Trivia==
*''...to be added...''

==External links==
*[http://www.beckett.com/beckettneopets/default.osi Beckett Neopets Magazine]

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[[Category:Merchandise]]
[[Category:Neopets Extensions]]

Neocola

2009-09-28T22:33:00Z

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{{pastFeatured}}
[[Image:Neocola ad.gif|frame|right|[[Dr. Sloth]] advertising Neocola.]]
'''Neocola''' (sometimes ''Neo'''C'''ola'') is a brand of [[Neopia]]n [[Wikipedia:Cola|cola]] [[Wikipedia:soft drink|soft drinks]] that appear to be inspired by the real life brand [[Wikipedia:Pepsi|Pepsi Cola]] - the Neocola logo is a cropped rotation of the Pepsi logo. It is the principle rival of [[Achyfi]], and contrasts their wide line of elaborate flavours with varieties designed for a more general appeal. Neocola is often advertised tongue-in-cheek-ly by [[Dr. Sloth]].

There were hints and some other, less conventional flavours - including [[Juppie]] and cheese (formerly [[Koi]]) - in the description for ''Cherry Neocola''. [[The Neopets Team]] [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=86 later suggested] that these may have been prototypes that were never marketed.

==Varieties==
[[Image:Neocola cans.png|frame|left|Several varieties of Neocola.]]
As of April 2009, there are nine canned varieties of Neocola, and two retired bottled varieties:

*'''Apple Neocola''' - ''We didnt think it could be done... but yes now Neocola is available in tangy apple flavour.''
*'''Big Gulp Neocola''' - ''Take a BIG GULP of Neocola with this handy bigger bottle!!! Mmmmmm!''
*'''Can of Neocola''' - ''A can of Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day.''
*'''Caffeine Free Neocola''' - ''A can of caffeine free Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day.''
*'''Cherry Neocola''' - ''Normal cola just tastes that much better with a hint of cherry. Look out for Raspberry, Juppie and Cheese flavours!''
*'''Dented Can of Expired Pumpkin Neocola''' - ''Hrmmm... something seems to have happened to this can of neocola.''
*'''Dented Can of Neocola''' - ''Are you sure it's still safe to drink?''
*'''Diet Big Gulp Neocola''' - ''Take a BIG GULP of Diet Neocola with this handy bigger bottle!!! Mmmmmm! Only one calorie!''
*'''Diet Neocola''' - ''A can of Diet Neocola may be just the thing to get your pet ready for a new day. Only one calorie also!''
*'''Grapefruit Neocola''' - ''Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Grapefruit for that zesty taste your Neopet will love!''
*'''Raspberry Neocola''' - ''Your favourite NeoCola, blended with Raspberries for that zesty taste your Neopet will love!''

Other than the drinks, there is also a [[Battledome]] weapon, the ''Shaken-up Can of Neocola'', that does 2 - 5 icons of air damage and 2 - 5 icons of water damage. Neocola is the subject of two [[book]]s, a [[toy]] and a [[plushie]], a jellypop, and fizzy and non-fizzy varieties of [[wikipedia:Gummies|gummy candies]] (called ''Neocola Bottles'' and ''Fizzy Neocola Bottles'' respectively).

==Neocola Machine==
[[Image:Cola machine.gif|frame|right|The remote vending machine on Kreludor.]]
The Neocola Machine is suspicious a [[vending machine]] located on [[Kreludor]]. It accepts Red, Green, or Blue Neocola tokens bearing [[Dr. Sloth]]'s visage, and dispenses [[Virtupets]]-, Dr. Sloth-, or Neocola-related prizes and a sum of [[neopoints]]. The machine - apparently a thinly disguised 'Doom Dispenser 3000' machine - has options for the following beverages (although none of them are actually ever dispensed, and apparently do not exist):

{|
|-
|width="50%" valign="top"|
*''Dr. Slother'' - parodying ''[[wikipedia:Doctor Pepper|Doctor Pepper]];
*''Diet Doom''
*''Na'cho Cola''
*''Smite'' - parodying ''[[Wikipedia:Sprite (soft drink)|Sprite]]'';
|width="50%" valign="top"|
*''Alt-Tab'' - lampooning the [[wikipedia:alt-tab|task switcher shortcut]] and the drink ''[[wikipedia:Tab (soft drink)|Tab]]'';
*''Minion Maid'' Parodying Minute Maid
*''Mountain Poo'' - parodying ''[[wikipedia:Mountain Dew|Mountain Dew]]'';
*''Dehydrated [[wikipedia:water|H2O]]'' - an [[wiktionary:oxymoron|oxymoron]].
|}

In addition to selecting one of these fictitious beverages, the user can also choose to press a red button zero, one, two, three, ten, or [[wikipedia:42|forty-two]] times. A prize is dispensed after this, including:

{|
|-
|width="50%" valign="top"|
*[[Baby Space Fungus]]
*Dastardly [[Fuzzle|Evil Fuzzle]]
*Dented Can of Neocola
*Fake Neocola Token On a String
*Fake Sloth Tattoo
*Gummy Baby [[Space Fungus]]
*I Club Sloth T-Shirt
*Kreludan [[Grundo]] Slippers
*Lint-Covered Peanut
|width="50%" valign="top"|
*Non-Sticky [[Sticky Hand]]
*Plastic [[Ring of Sloth]]
*Shaken-up Can of Neocola
*Sloth Gummies
*Sponge [[Grundo]] Sponge
*Super Energy Blast Drink
*Wind Up Dr. Sloth Toy
*[[Virtupets]] Brand Doomsday Device
|}

==Trivia==
*The Neocola Machine was [http://neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?week=306 featured] as the sponsor of the [[Neopian Times]], accompanied by a section of the Dr. Sloth Neocola advertisement. The same image was used in [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=4821&week=36 an earlier article] about the competing soft drinks Neocola and Achyfi.

==External links==
*'''[[IDB]]:''' [http://idb.finalhit.org/indepth/id/2320 Shaken-up Can of Neocola]
*'''Editorial:''' [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=72 #72], [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=86 #86], [http://www.neopets.com/newnt/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=147 #147], [http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&issue=158 #158]
*'''Neogreetings:''' [http://neopets.com/sendgreeting.phtml?sponsearch=&greeting_id=278 Neocola Advert]
*[http://www.neopets.com/moon/neocola.phtml Neocola Machine]

[[Category:Food]]

User talk:Kyogre Nerd Nerd

2009-09-28T22:31:04Z

A Neezles A Likes Weird Girls:

==Sock account?==
I'm only seeing one contribution, and it's not that ''evil'' to say this is a sock account. So why is it being labeled as one? --[[User:Jacob|Jacob]] 23:43, 27 September 2009 (UTC)
:No idea why. [[User:A Neezles A Likes Weird Girls|A Neezles A Likes Weird Girls]] 22:31, 28 September 2009 (UTC)

Neopia

2009-09-28T22:29:04Z

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[[Image:Neopia front.JPG|frame|Neopia map after the summer of 2006 change]]

{{Construction|reason=Rewrite in progress, expansion of sections with in-depth information}}

'''Neopia''' is the extrasolar planet on which [[Neopian]]s exist in the gaming website [[Neopets (website)|Neopets]]. All the events which occur on Neopets take place in and around Neopia. It is orbited by a single moon, [[Kreludor]], and a large [[Virtupets Space Station|Space Station]], both of which are also inhabited.

The phrase ''Neopia'' or ''World of Neopia'' often refers to the [[Wikipedia:Fictional universe|fictional universe]] or reality in which all the Neopian activities take place, in addition to just the planet itself.

==Worlds==
Neopia is divided into several regions called ''worlds''. A world may be notable for its environment or climate as much as its customs and rulers, with neighboring areas usually contrasting sharply in these respects. As of July 2007, there are 18 visible worlds on the marked on Neopia's map, with new worlds being discovered occasionally in relation to site events (or [[plot]]s)...

:{|style="width:50%"
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*[[Altador]]
*[[Brightvale]]
*[[Faerieland]]
*[[Haunted Woods]]
*[[Kiko Lake]]
*[[Krawk Island]]
*[[Kreludor]]
*[[Lost Desert]]
*[[Lutari Island]]
|
*[[Maraqua]]
*[[Meridell]]
*[[Mystery Island]]
*[[Neopia Central]]
*[[Roo Island]]
*[[Shenkuu]]
*[[Terror Mountain]]
*[[Tyrannia]]
*[[Virtupets Space Station]]
|}

Kreludor and Virtupets Space Station themselves, while being worlds, are not actually on the planet Neopia itself, but orbiting it. They are featured on the world map, however, and in certain events featuring Neopian worlds - such as the [[Altador Cup]].

Almost all of these lands can be explored normally through Neopets, with the exception of Lutari Island, which when visited on the Neopets website can only be faintly seen through fog. Lutari Island floats around Neopia and is always on the move, and can only be accessed by those who use the [[Neopets Mobile]] service.

There are further worlds which, while being distinct from their surroundings, are not shown on the world map because of their size or for simplicity due to their closeness to their surrounding worlds. These include:

{|
|
*[[Darigan Citadel]]
*[[Neovia]]
*[[Lost City of Geraptiku]]
|}

There are other lands which are either hidden from view, or can't be explored by normal means. As of September 2008, there are 4 of these types of worlds...

:{|
|
*[[Jelly World]]
*[[Petaria]]
*[[Scurvy Island]]
*[[Monster Isle]]
|}

==Climate==
The [http://www.neopets.com/weather.phtml climate and weather patterns] of Neopia vary from region to region and season to season. Exceptions to this rule are The Lost Desert which is always hot, Terror Mountain which is in constant winter, and the Virtupets Space Station, which has no weather because it's in space. Some climates in contrast of neighboring worlds are completely different to each other, such are Terror Mountain, constantly in winter, next to Tyrannia, which is a combination of a tropical and desert climate. The placement of such climates next to each other have been long debated, if it has been caused and maintained by [[Faerie]] magic or was simply an error in planning by [[The Neopets Team]].

==World development==
[[Image:Neopia back.JPG|frame|The "Other Side of Neopia", which has been unexplored for a very long time.]]

The development, history, and expansion of Neopia progresses slowly, with new worlds and parts of history being explored whenever a new plot is released. Much of the world is unknown to its inhabitants, especially the "Other Side of Neopia", which has remained unexplored until ''(need date)''. Because of this, even more worlds can be around Neopia, including the mysterious [[Jelly World]], which has been visited countless times by Neopians yet never officially revealed.

The technological advancement and social customs differ from every world. Despite the Virtupets Space Station having technology even greater than Earth standards, residents of Meridell are still in Medieval times, only recently discovering the invention of the aeroplane, as seen in [[Skies Over Meridell]]. The technology is expanding however, as seen in [[Tyrannia]] where they have all but accepted the use of automobiles (made of stone), using them in [[Ugga Smash]], and in the Lost Desert where tanks are being used in [[Swarm - The Bugs Strike Back]]. However, industry isn't widespread on Neopia, allowing for a low pollution rate, except in Mystery Island where visiting tourists have [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=7&id=41 caused a disturbance].

==Trivia==
*''...to be added...''

==External links==
*[http://www.neopets.com/explore.phtml The Worlds of Neopia], [http://www.neopets.com/weather.phtml Neopia Weather]
*'''Neopedia:''' [http://www.neopets.com/neopedia.phtml?neopedia_id=73 National Neopian Bank], [http://neopets.com/neopedia.phtml?neopedia_id=115 Neopian Protection Zone 6b]
*'''Game Links:''' [http://www.neopets.com/games/defenders_choose.phtml Defenders of Neopia], [http://images.neopets.com/new_games/n58.gif The Neopian Lottery]
*'''NeoDeck:''' [http://www.neopets.com/games/neodeck/colcardlookup.phtml?colcard_id=14 Gorunda the Wise], [http://www.neopets.com/games/neodeck/colcardlookup.phtml?colcard_id=89 The Shop Wizard], [http://www.neopets.com/games/neodeck/colcardlookup.phtml?colcard_id=114 Neopian Tank Patrol 45], [http://www.neopets.com/games/neodeck/colcardlookup.phtml?colcard_id=156 Shoonee], [http://www.neopets.com/games/neodeck/colcardlookup.phtml?colcard_id=277 The Space Faerie]
*'''Neopets TCG:''' [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=1&id=12 Hubrid Nox], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=1&id=21 Lord Darigan], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=1&id=25 Moltenore], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=1&id=29 Vira], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=1&id=109 Everything, Volume 1], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=1&id=125 Lupe Defender], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=1&id=149 Travelling Neopia], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=1&id=177 Beyond Neopia], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=1&id=179 Book of Sadness], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=1&id=209 Library Visit], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=3&id=1 Angelpuss], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=3&id=4 Dr. Sloth], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=6&id=9 Faerieland], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=6&id=77 Happy Valley], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=6&id=80 Kyrii Explorer], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=7&id=40 Petpetpet Swarm], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=7&id=57 Brightvale Castle], [http://www.neopets.com/tcg/displayCard.phtml?edid=8&id=40 Vanishing City]
*'''Caption Competition:''' [http://www.neopets.com/games/caption/caption_archive.phtml?place=102 #102], [http://www.neopets.com/games/caption/caption_archive.phtml?place=377 #377], [http://www.neopets.com/games/caption/caption_archive.phtml?place=244 #244], [http://www.neopets.com/games/caption/caption_archive.phtml?place=410 #410], [http://www.neopets.com/games/caption/caption_archive.phtml?place=665 #665]
*'''Help File:''' [http://neopets.com/help_search.phtml?help_id=17 The Neopian Calendar], [http://neopets.com/help_search.phtml?help_id=103 How long is a year in Neopian Time?], [http://neopets.com/help_search.phtml?help_id=104 How can I find out what the time is in Neopia?], [http://neopets.com/help_search.phtml?help_id=137 What are the new worlds and how do I get to them?]

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