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Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:55 pm

Igg wrote:
Charisma wrote:
shapu wrote:Exchange, as in, return to the store to get a different one. You need a receipt to do that.


I get that but what does a one armed person have to do with writing the word change instead of exchange...you know what I mean? Like when it's a joke about blondes, it takes three because we stereotype them as dumb...etc, this one doesn't relate the person to the answer and it's mind boggling! Igg I demand a funnier joke! *claims herself queen of the joke board* Entertain me! :x


No no no, you don't see. Dang Americans.



:P Not all of us Americans didn't get it. I did. I just thought it was entirely too corny to comment upon. ^_- And then I promptly shared it with some friends...who didn't get it. >_<

Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:56 pm

Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them.

*pats Igg*

Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:07 am

Ahh shaddup MyleneFarmer, you SO thought it was great/didn't get it. ;)

Twinkle wrote:Jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them.

*pats Igg*


I know. *sobs*

My career is over before it began. I can't tell you any proper funny jokes.

Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:39 am

Thats... I don't find that funny o_O

no offence

XD

How many nuns does it take to change a ligtbulb?





























none

:roflol:

Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:54 pm

Oh good show...that was lots better than mine...ho ho ho..

:roll: :P

Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:24 pm

Lol, it's one of those jokes that's simpler than you'd think. For example:

Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman! :roflol:

Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:37 pm

*falls upon fidds with gratitude*

Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:37 pm

Humm, you know that realy isn't that funny.

Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:08 am

LOL i got the Nun one..
Fiddelysquat wrote:Lol, it's one of those jokes that's simpler than you'd think. For example:

Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman! :roflol:
.. Hellen Keller....didnt see like. die before cars where even made or soemthing..?sorry if im wrong.. social studies and all the date involving stuff is my nap time...

Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:47 pm

Her name was Helen!! With one L. I'm called Helen and I get ratty if anyone spells it wrong... pet peeve. :oops:

Erm... alien, the point is the fact that she was blind.

Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:51 pm

How many tolopogists does it take to change a lightblub?











1! He just drops it on the ground!

*does except anyone to get this. But if you do, your welcome =D*

Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:04 pm

Igg wrote:...
One armed men because well, they have one arm, so one couldn't physically change a lightbulb by himself (as in take it out of the light and put a new one in)...


Sure you can!
With some difficulty mind, but the last light bulb i changed i did one handed.
*cue somone posting the "how many forum members does it take to change a light bulb" post*

Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:31 pm

I got the joke but contrary to what was said, a one armed man can change a light bulb. In fact I just did it one handed and didn't have any problems 8)

Try this one on for size:

How many "change a lightbulb" joke writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but that won't be funny either.

or this one:

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

then there's this one:

How many insects does it take to change a lightbulb?
2/8th.

or, my personal favorites:

How many straight people from San Francisco does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Both of them.

and:

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but good luck getting them inside.
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