English Stereotypes

[Trick]

Where do u's get added though? I think I'm being thick and missing the obvious, heh

ColoUr, FavoUr.

this is not spam

Oh...you mean spelling correctly

[Ammer]

Where do u's get added though? I think I'm being thick and missing the obvious, heh

ColoUr, FavoUr.

this is not spam

Canada spells it with a 'u' I believe as well...

At least I spell it that way.

[Jen]

You have massive hunts. With 50 hounds, horns, hill topping and all. 4'5 cedar rail fences. Hunting 7 at a time. Huge organizations.

Hmm...
You have big buttock..ses..., and drink a lot of tea.


Fiddedit: Watch the language, will you?

[Dyl]

Spelling words properly, with the u, is indeed the official Canadian way.

I can't really think of and Brittish stereotypes, besides the whole prim and proper thing.

[Christopher]

A good deal of English stereotypes can be bounced down to New Zealand stereotypes as well.

- You all have a far superior sense of sarcastic wit than anyone else
- Your country is filled with ghosts
- Every black English person is a demolitions expert

[Asthaloth]

You have massive hunts. With 50 hounds, horns, hill topping and all. 4'5 cedar rail fences. Hunting 7 at a time. Huge organizations.

Hmm...
You have big beep, and drink a lot of tea.

not anymore we dont.
not to say that fox-hunter-hunting wasnt a bad idea, but apparently it was "inhumane"

as for arses, errr.
not especially far as i can see.

[Paulisacretin]

You have massive hunts. With 50 hounds, horns, hill topping and all. 4'5 cedar rail fences. Hunting 7 at a time. Huge organizations.

Hmm...
You have big beep, and drink a lot of tea.

Foxhunting is banned now.

How can english people be supposed to have big derrieres when america is built on the foundations of being fat?

Fiddedit: Enough with the pottymouth convention!

[Jen]

You have massive hunts. With 50 hounds, horns, hill topping and all. 4'5 cedar rail fences. Hunting 7 at a time. Huge organizations.

Hmm...
You have big beeps, and drink a lot of tea.

Foxhunting is banned now.

Doesn't mean it can't still be a stereotype.

Last edited by Jen on Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.

[Breakthrough]

English men are either amazingly gentlemanly or amazingly drunk.

England's filled to the brim with pubs and bars.

And that's all I can think of right now.

[Xil]

Cricket, Bowler hats, Morris Dancing, and warm beer are all on the days list.

[Twinkle]

English men are either amazingly gentlemanly or amazingly drunk.

Yay! Damn right!

[Fiddelysquat]

"Good heavens!" is considered an appropriate exclamation upon the discovery of something slightly unpleasant, such as having your house burnt down or discovering a mangled corpse on your living room carpet.

Having a Lipton Tea Bag on your person is grounds to be subjected to a frisking at the air port.

Your government consits of an anarcho-syndicalist commune, in which you take it in turns to act as sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting by a simple majority. In the case of purely internal affairs, it may require two thirds majority. In the case of old ladies...

You are all rather repressed and quite vocal about it.

All "soccer" games are started off with a rousing chorus of "God Save the Queen".

Aside from Winston Churchill, you lack aggressiveness.

All of your news stations are of bad-80's-educational-video quality.

You're quite fond of knickers.

Georgia Nicholson actually lives there.

Were zombies to vie for world domination, you'd do a spiffing job of taking it all in stride.

Brandy is an acceptable ingredient in baby formula, just to start them off young.

[Asthaloth]

Aside from Winston Churchill, you lack aggressiveness.

thats what we want you to think

Were zombies to vie for world domination, you'd do a spiffing job of taking it all in stride.

zombies?
phshaw!
americans "altering" our comedic genious.
makes us murderous (just saw an aadvert for the american office... )

[Fiddelysquat]

Aside from Winston Churchill, you lack aggressiveness.

thats what we want you to think

Were zombies to vie for world domination, you'd do a spiffing job of taking it all in stride.

zombies?
phshaw!
americans "altering" our comedic genious.
makes us murderous (just saw an aadvert for the american office... )

Lordy, have you SEEN Shaun of the Dead? They were quite calm about the whole thing. In Dawn of the Dead, us Americans were screaming and running about and hiding in a mall. You guys hid in a pub. Since everyone was going to die anyway, why not have a few beers before buying the farm?

[Asthaloth]

yeah, Zombies are nothing to us.
heck, we see worse stepping outside the house, atleast Zombies have the common decency to be actually dead rather than just smell like it.

*lists shaun of the dead in the top 10 favorite films of all time.